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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872
    #1

    Is this how most guys try to pick up girls on MySpace

    Keep in mind that this is a geeky white kid, not a really tan George Clooney.

    "Well thanks, I try to look good for the ladiez... you know, splash on a bit of pimp juice, a bandana/dew rag,
    and sarinade and parade untill I have a womons hart...
    and beleave me if I could find a girl that is interested in me in my area, they would be treated like a queen. hell I make hella bucks from this buisness Im doing. Im doing wood working, ya know like building stuff from wood and shit. well just last month I made about $1600.00 take home, now I just need to find a girl that I can spend some money on. but I want some one in my area, ya know what I mean?..... well anyways, Ill chat at you later, I got some big orders to fill and I still need to go get my sister from work. well Ill see ya, and always remember to................................................ .........

    Holla Back
    Rodney"
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    • Dirty F
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 59204
      #2
      Dude i told you not that post that man. How rude.

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        • Dirty F
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 59204
          #3
          I was just joking when i wrote that people.

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            • Donny
              As you wish...
              • May 2002
              • 13754
              #4
              He's rollin' in the dough.

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                • Shoehorn!
                  Die With Your Boots On
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 22872
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Franck
                  I was just joking when i wrote that people.
                  No hes not.

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                    • wdsguy
                      Ryde or Die
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 19568
                      #6
                      alotta wiggers on myspace.

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                        • Dirty F
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 59204
                          #7
                          Im not a wigger.

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                            • Cyndalie
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 3615
                              #8
                              You he be making mad flow working the wood and the pimpin all the fly bitches y'know what I mean?
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                                • RayBonga
                                  too cool for highschool
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 12164
                                  #9
                                  I have to get one of those myspace accounts, I feel like I'm missing on a lot of free pussy

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                                    • pr0
                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 23088
                                      #10
                                      Heres the one i use....

                                      "pale white internet wiz, SEEKING 18-19yo female pre-med student...under 120lbs, c-cup or above, doesn't listen to rap, comes from a family with money.....WILLING TO dress me when i wake up, keep the trash off my desk, & be on call to make me sammichs"
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                                        • JuggernautXUG
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 165
                                          #11
                                          "hart" "hell I make hella bucks from this buisness Im doing."

                                          bitches need to be learning some proppa english yo... I means geez pop, mos blogs now have da pimp ass spellcheck feature, and if not yo you needs not worry to hard, just type up yo blog on office or sum udda word proccessin prog. and use the spell check dar brotha!

                                          Oh, and in case anyone is wondering, I don't actually talk/type like that, just trying to mimmic his style and be sarcastic. Bus seriously, do the world a favour and use spell check.
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                                            • dynastoned
                                              mmm yeah!
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 5061
                                              #12
                                              unfortunately thats a perfect example of 90% of kids 14-20 years old that use myspace.

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                                                • gimo33
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 5599
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by pr0
                                                  Heres the one i use....

                                                  "pale white internet wiz, SEEKING 18-19yo female pre-med student...under 120lbs, c-cup or above, doesn't listen to rap, comes from a family with money.....WILLING TO dress me when i wake up, keep the trash off my desk, & be on call to make me sammichs"
                                                  does she have to be sane? LOL
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                                                    • Warning Pages
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 684
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by JuggernautXUG
                                                      "hart" "hell I make hella bucks from this buisness Im doing."

                                                      bitches need to be learning some proppa english yo... I means geez pop, mos blogs now have da pimp ass spellcheck feature, and if not yo you needs not worry to hard, just type up yo blog on office or sum udda word proccessin prog. and use the spell check dar brotha!

                                                      Oh, and in case anyone is wondering, I don't actually talk/type like that, just trying to mimmic his style and be sarcastic. Bus seriously, do the world a favour and use spell check.

                                                      word!!!!!!
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                                                        • Sexsitesurfer
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                          • 3157
                                                          #15
                                                          He sounds like a REEL PLAYA!
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                                                            • xxxdesign-net
                                                              My hips don't lie
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 10129
                                                              #16
                                                              link? .........

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                                                                • Manowar
                                                                  jellyfish  
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 71528
                                                                  #17
                                                                  hahahah gangsta

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                                                                    • JuggernautXUG
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                      • 165
                                                                      #18
                                                                      trew gangstah yo
                                                                      Porn-Troop

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                                                                        • CDSmith
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                          • 51460
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by pr0
                                                                          Heres the one i use....

                                                                          "pale white internet wiz, SEEKING 18-19yo female pre-med student...under 120lbs, c-cup or above, doesn't listen to rap, comes from a family with money.....WILLING TO dress me when i wake up, keep the trash off my desk, & be on call to make me sammichs"
                                                                          That's beautiful man. Beautiful

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                                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 22872
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by pr0
                                                                              Heres the one i use....

                                                                              "pale white internet wiz, SEEKING 18-19yo female pre-med student...under 120lbs, c-cup or above, doesn't listen to rap, comes from a family with money.....WILLING TO dress me when i wake up, keep the trash off my desk, & be on call to make me sammichs"

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                                                                                • candyflip
                                                                                  Carpe Visio
                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 43073
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  A female friend of mine wrote this...

                                                                                  Sending a first email to someone you do not know? Want them to respond? Here are my oh so famous thoughts...lol

                                                                                  Say hello and introduce yourself

                                                                                  Make the email more than one sentence

                                                                                  Dont ask to meet the person quite yet...

                                                                                  Tell the reader something about yourself - just not your life story

                                                                                  If you want tell someone they are attractive use it in context. Maybe say things that relate to a certain photo etc. Spice it up with a "you caught my eye" something other than just saying..."You're hot"

                                                                                  Let the person know you actually would like a return mail. Say something like, I'm looking forward to hearing from you...etc. Just say something!

                                                                                  At least make an effort in spelling. We all know I am the WORST...but I at least try. If your email looks like this, delete and try again...: yo wht cha doin u hot i wold like 2 met u.... HA!!!

                                                                                  Any of your own thoughts to add?

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                                                                                    • pr0
                                                                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                      • 23088
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                      That's beautiful man. Beautiful

                                                                                      Get any bites?
                                                                                      I've had a few nibbles...i think its still too early in spring to land a lunker
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                                                                                        • candyflip
                                                                                          Carpe Visio
                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                          • 43073
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Oh...and you have to pass along that kids profile link.

                                                                                          Spend you some brain.
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                                                                                            • crodj
                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                                              • 99
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Myspace is pussy heaven

                                                                                              You don't have to leave the comfort of yor own home anymore to find girls who are willing to come over and have some causal sex.

                                                                                              Type a few grand schematic lines to lure them,

                                                                                              Then you real them in.

                                                                                              Its phenominal.

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                                                                                                • Pornwolf
                                                                                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                  • 22712
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I'm sure he be mackin all the hoes in 10th grade.
                                                                                                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                                                  Webair, bitches.

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                                                                                                    • marketsmart
                                                                                                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                      • 20419
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      at least he is making "hella bucks with wood" instead of selling crack and gang banging...

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                                                                                                        • King Adam
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                          • 5408
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I usually just send them a video of me stroking my cock.

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                                                                                                            • madawgz
                                                                                                              8.8.8.8
                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                              • 30509
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              what a serious myspace pimp!
                                                                                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                                • detoxed
                                                                                                                  vip member
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                  • 17798
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by gimo33
                                                                                                                  does she have to be sane? LOL

                                                                                                                  are any of them?

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                                                                                                                    • dissipate
                                                                                                                      The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                      • 8904
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Man, all the bitches want that guy, he's rollin in the dough.

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                                                                                                                        • Drake
                                                                                                                          Hello world!
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                          • 12508
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          on the down low

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                                                                                                                            • potter
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                              • 6559
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by pr0
                                                                                                                              Heres the one i use....

                                                                                                                              "pale white internet wiz, SEEKING 18-19yo female pre-med student...under 120lbs, c-cup or above, doesn't listen to rap, comes from a family with money.....WILLING TO dress me when i wake up, keep the trash off my desk, & be on call to make me sammichs"


                                                                                                                              I'm posting that as a bulletin right now..

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                                                                                                                                • Loryn
                                                                                                                                  Super Connector
                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 12853
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by King Adam
                                                                                                                                  I usually just send them a video of me stroking my cock.
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                                                                                                                                    • sfera
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 8597
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      lots of "hip gangster wannabes" out there

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                                                                                                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 22872
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by sfera
                                                                                                                                          lots of "hip gangster wannabes" out there
                                                                                                                                          Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and
                                                                                                                                          Fuck all his clones.
                                                                                                                                          Fuck all those gun-toting,
                                                                                                                                          Hip gangster wannabes.

                                                                                                                                          Learn to swim.

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                                                                                                                                            • xxxdesign-net
                                                                                                                                              My hips don't lie
                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 10129
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I couldn't get 4 average looking girls to add me to their friend list the other day... Fuck that.. Ladies nowadays aren't as courteous as you'd think

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                                                                                                                                                • SteveAnaco
                                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 36
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I sooooo want to be that guy.......my life sucks

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                                                                                                                                                    • buddyjuf
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      you don't go to girls, you let the girls come to you ;)

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                                                                                                                                                        • Screaming
                                                                                                                                                          I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 18972
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I loathe myspace.

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                                                                                                                                                            • xxxdesign-net
                                                                                                                                                              My hips don't lie
                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 10129
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                                                                                              you don't go to girls, you let the girls come to you ;)
                                                                                                                                                              It doesn't work.. I get like 4 visits per week.. and two of them are from Ramos

                                                                                                                                                              Sell me your secrets bdjuf!!

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                                                                                                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 22872
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                                                                                                                                                                  It doesn't work.. I get like 4 visits per week.. and two of them are from Ramos
                                                                                                                                                                  HAHAHAHAHA.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Ramos2
                                                                                                                                                                      Custom User Title
                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 11927
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      I am in austin texas
                                                                                                                                                                      2 weeks before i got here i made friends with about 50 girls from austin

                                                                                                                                                                      i went to sushi with one of them

                                                                                                                                                                      she is cambodian

                                                                                                                                                                      we went to kyoto sushi (google it)

                                                                                                                                                                      we came back to my apartment (1007 s. congress ave <--google it)

                                                                                                                                                                      i have no bed or matress just pillows and blankets

                                                                                                                                                                      we have been flirting since day one so being alone and making a move was not hard

                                                                                                                                                                      we had sex i came on her chest

                                                                                                                                                                      she rubbed it all through her body..

                                                                                                                                                                      she just left

                                                                                                                                                                      i am at the pool (no internet service in the house)

                                                                                                                                                                      it is only 10 ish

                                                                                                                                                                      i got a few more hours before i catch my plane to cabo


                                                                                                                                                                      crazy shit


                                                                                                                                                                      juicy i love and miss you

                                                                                                                                                                      get ready nigga
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