Harleys are ancient, slow, overpriced pieces of shit. Why is it that when there's a Harley advert, they never say anything about the bike? They just talk about "image" and "prestige" and "heritage"... I don't give a fuck about that B.S, tell me about the engine, or the suspension... Oh wait never mind, 40 year old Accountaints who dress in leather and have handle bar tassels don't care about performance
Lets not even get into how they basically use the exact same 50 year old 0.001hp engine in every single bike they build, that makes enough horrible noise to wake up god himself, but barely produce enough power to move the lardass 500 pound bike.
Harleys are garbage because they don't sell because of the bike, they sell because of the image that all their riders crave. The one that says, "Everyone look at me, I'm a rebel, a badass on a bike! I'm not a conformist you tools!!"... Never mind the fact that a million other mid-life crisis sufferers are also "not conforming" by wearing the same goddam clothes and riding the same goddam underpowered slow POS bike.
Why is it that Harley riders always argue against any criticism by going on about how "you cant afford it so you hate it"? Why would I overpay for such an outdated POS that's going to spew oil all over the driveway? Oh, its American made? That must be why all the parts are from China.
and handle bar tassels? What? Haha! I'll stick to $50,000+ Ducati's that put down 170hp while you look like a tool who payed 30 grand for handlebar tassels and 50hp.
/rant.