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  • madawgz
    8.8.8.8
    • Mar 2006
    • 30509
    #1

    Everytime i do this someone should kick me in the nuts!....

    i have to stop playing poker........

    this is what just happened to me :::



    Texas Hold'em $2-$2 NL (Real Money), #413,628,515
    Table Mount Vernon, 27 Apr 2006 4:16 AM ET
    Seat 6: madawgz ($147.50 in chips)
    Seat 7: pepesamoan ($271.60 in chips)
    Seat 8: tompelito ($77.20 in chips)
    Seat 9: Jizla ($66.90 in chips)
    ANTES/BLINDS
    madawgz posts blind ($1), pepesamoan posts blind ($2).

    PRE-FLOP
    tompelito calls $2, Jizla calls $2, madawgz bets $3, pepesamoan bets $10, tompelito folds, Jizla folds, madawgz calls $8.

    FLOP [board cards QC,10C,JD ]
    madawgz bets $135.50 and is all-in, pepesamoan calls $135.50.

    TURN [board cards QC,10C,JD,4H ]


    RIVER [board cards QC,10C,JD,4H,5D ]


    SHOWDOWN
    madawgz shows [ JS,JH ]
    pepesamoan shows [ QD,QH ]
    pepesamoan wins $297.
    SUMMARY
    Dealer: Jizla
    Pot: $299, (including rake: $2)
    madawgz, loses $147.50
    pepesamoan, bets $147.50, collects $297, net $149.50
    tompelito, loses $2
    Jizla, loses $2



    what are the fucking chances of this happening? 1 in 150,000?

    FUCK

    TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.
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    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67792
      #2
      I don't play poker so i don't know what any of that shit means...


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        • madawgz
          8.8.8.8
          • Mar 2006
          • 30509
          #3
          Originally posted by Scott McD
          I don't play poker so i don't know what any of that shit means...
          its really simple, i had a 95% chance of winning..... and i got beat
          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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            • dissipate
              The Dirty Frenchman
              • Nov 2005
              • 8904
              #4
              wtf were you doing going all in with fucking trip jacks that werent high pair... dumbass....and you did it on the goddamned FLOP

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                • madawgz
                  8.8.8.8
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 30509
                  #5
                  Originally posted by dissipate
                  wtf were you doing going all in with fucking trip jacks that werent high pair... dumbass....and you did it on the goddamned FLOP
                  awwwwwwwwwwwww cmon man, WHAT THE FUCK ... what are the chances of him having QQ?????? none? 1 in 150,000? FUCK *crying emoticon*
                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                    • dissipate
                      The Dirty Frenchman
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 8904
                      #6
                      by the way, these were your odds, off the FLOP

                      Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Qc Tc Jd
                      cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
                      Js Jh 43 4.34 899 90.81 48 4.85 0.068
                      Qd Qh 899 90.81 43 4.34 48 4.85 0.932

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                        • madawgz
                          8.8.8.8
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 30509
                          #7
                          Originally posted by dissipate
                          by the way, these were your odds, off the FLOP

                          Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Qc Tc Jd
                          cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
                          Js Jh 43 4.34 899 90.81 48 4.85 0.068
                          Qd Qh 899 90.81 43 4.34 48 4.85 0.932
                          so it was even?
                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                            • dissipate
                              The Dirty Frenchman
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 8904
                              #8
                              Originally posted by madawgz
                              so it was even?
                              no you = 4.4%
                              him = 90%

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                                • xclusive
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 35218
                                  #9
                                  When I read the thread title I thought you were going to say "Post on gfy" Seriously though sure that sucked but for every shitty loss there is a really fun win

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                                    • madawgz
                                      8.8.8.8
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 30509
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by dissipate
                                      no you = 4.4%
                                      him = 90%
                                      JJ is just one card away from QQ......

                                      its not like i had 55 or some gay shit
                                      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                        • madawgz
                                          8.8.8.8
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 30509
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by xclusive
                                          When I read the thread title I thought you were going to say "Post on gfy" Seriously though sure that sucked but for every shitty loss there is a really fun win
                                          my adrenaline was pumping, this was the first time i was winning in awhile!

                                          then BOOM i fucking get R0ckeD
                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                            • cranki
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 5162
                                              #12
                                              Everytime i do this someone should kick me in the nuts!....
                                              When I read the title, I thought you were talking about you making another post...

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                                                • dissipate
                                                  The Dirty Frenchman
                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 8904
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by madawgz
                                                  my adrenaline was pumping, this was the first time i was winning in awhile!

                                                  then BOOM i fucking get R0ckeD
                                                  The downfall of inexperienced poker players. You must must be as a rock, young padawan.

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                                                    • Makingcoin
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 8919
                                                      #14
                                                      Bend over and let me kick you in the nuts. He raised pre-flop, not sure how he was playing the rest of the game but he had a strong hand. Would not of bet my entire stack. Throw a feeler bet out there.

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                                                        • Makingcoin
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 8919
                                                          #15
                                                          Isn't that 1/2 NL? Why does it say 2/2 NL?

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                                                            • xclusive
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 35218
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by madawgz
                                                              my adrenaline was pumping, this was the first time i was winning in awhile!

                                                              then BOOM i fucking get R0ckeD
                                                              maybe it was worth the loss for the thrill you had, Better luck next time.

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                                                                • madawgz
                                                                  8.8.8.8
                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                  • 30509
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by dissipate
                                                                  The downfall of inexperienced poker players. You must must be as a rock, young padawan.

                                                                  i know, the secret is full concentration.......
                                                                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                    • madawgz
                                                                      8.8.8.8
                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                      • 30509
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Makingcoin
                                                                      Isn't that 1/2 NL? Why does it say 2/2 NL?
                                                                      i was playing on pokerroom.com , i think they are smoking crack with all the money they are making...
                                                                      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                        • Makingcoin
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 8919
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                          i know, the secret is full concentration.......
                                                                          I was in a tourney the other day and was playing so tight. Tables were breakign really quick as the blinds were getting quite high. They kept moving me from table to table. I think in 5 mins I moved 3 times. I was flustered and played a stupid hand and got busted out. Need to concentrate for sure in this game.

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                                                                            • madawgz
                                                                              8.8.8.8
                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                              • 30509
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Makingcoin
                                                                              I was in a tourney the other day and was playing so tight. Tables were breakign really quick as the blinds were getting quite high. They kept moving me from table to table. I think in 5 mins I moved 3 times. I was flustered and played a stupid hand and got busted out. Need to concentrate for sure in this game.
                                                                              how much was the entry fee? or was it a freeroll?
                                                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                • Nylz
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                  • 8285
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by dissipate
                                                                                  by the way, these were your odds, off the FLOP

                                                                                  Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Qc Tc Jd
                                                                                  cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
                                                                                  Js Jh 43 4.34 899 90.81 48 4.85 0.068
                                                                                  Qd Qh 899 90.81 43 4.34 48 4.85 0.932
                                                                                  Yeah, but he didn't know the other dude had QQ right? I would've done the same with triple J..
                                                                                  No sig.

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                                                                                    • madawgz
                                                                                      8.8.8.8
                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                      • 30509
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Nylz
                                                                                      Yeah, but he didn't know the other dude had QQ right? I would've done the same with triple J..
                                                                                      finalllyyy , someone who understands what happened!
                                                                                      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                        • gooddomains
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                          • 10127
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          AA all the way

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