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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    where can i buy a midget?

    i want my own midget...just like pedro martinez (baseball pitcher)







    please, no Juicy jokes. he is sensitive about his height disorder


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  • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
    I guarantee it
    • May 2005
    • 18314

    #2
    I to would like to know this, i have a project that i have had to put on hold here in aus, becuase i am unable to find a midget.

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    • CheneyRumsfeld
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2004
      • 1341

      #3
      you got Juicey, isn't that close enough?

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      • Just_Dave
        Its almost time
        • Dec 2002
        • 13009

        #4
        Originally posted by MrIzzz
        i want my own midget...just like pedro martinez (baseball pitcher)







        please, no Juicy jokes. he is sensitive about his height disorder

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        • MrIzzz
          If u touch it, I will cum
          • Sep 2003
          • 22923

          #5
          Originally posted by Batts
          I to would like to know this, i have a project that i have had to put on hold here in aus, becuase i am unable to find a midget.
          man or woman? i am looking for an asian midget woman myself


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          • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
            I guarantee it
            • May 2005
            • 18314

            #6
            Originally posted by MrIzzz
            man or woman? i am looking for an asian midget woman myself
            I need a male midget, it is not for a porn site either.

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            • MrIzzz
              If u touch it, I will cum
              • Sep 2003
              • 22923

              #7
              Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
              you got Juicey, isn't that close enough?

              please do not make any juicy jokes i asked, he is very sensitive being under 5 feet tall


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              • madawgz
                8.8.8.8
                • Mar 2006
                • 30509

                #8
                i could offer you my two posting midget whores?












                just joking, i do all my posts myself
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                • The Duck
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                  • May 2005
                  • 18243

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Batts
                  I to would like to know this, i have a project that i have had to put on hold here in aus, becuase i am unable to find a midget.
                  Evolve please
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                  • MrIzzz
                    If u touch it, I will cum
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 22923

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Batts
                    I need a male midget, it is not for a porn site either.
                    lolol? serious? there has to be some sort of midget rental service out there


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                    • candyflip
                      Carpe Visio
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 43074

                      #11
                      There's a large contingency of little people on MySpace.

                      Spend you some brain.
                      Email Me

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                      • MrIzzz
                        If u touch it, I will cum
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 22923

                        #12
                        Originally posted by madawgz
                        i could offer you my two posting midget whores?

                        just joking, i do all my posts myself

                        dude, you post way too slow, you need to pick it up to 200+ posts a day


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                        • MrIzzz
                          If u touch it, I will cum
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 22923

                          #13
                          Originally posted by candyflip
                          There's a large contingency of little people on MySpace.
                          no way seriously????


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                          • Juicy D. Links
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 122992

                            #14
                            Izzzzy gave my dog gonnnnorea

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                            • VIPimp
                              Marina WILL have my babies!
                              • May 2003
                              • 9234

                              #15
                              midgets rock! ...and convert... promote FREAKY MIDGETS ... see sig ... /end spam

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                              • AmateurFlix
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 7762

                                #16
                                they're really cheap man: http://motors.listings.ebay.com/MG_M...istingItemList

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                                • WWC-Pajio
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                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 3846

                                  #17
                                  .....mmm that's a good Q tho!!
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                                  • iWeb_Allan
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                                    • Mar 2006
                                    • 407

                                    #18
                                    Umm... small market? just kidding
                                    good luck on the venture
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                                    • marketsmart
                                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 20419

                                      #19
                                      i would love to have a midget. i would dress him up in a tuxedo and he would answer my door... additionally i need an asian to throw firecrackers at my guests..

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                                      • mattz
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2001
                                        • 7697

                                        #20
                                        great thread

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                                        • skinnay
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 2274

                                          #21
                                          just take one off the street, you dont have to pay for them.
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                                          • AmateurFlix
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 7762

                                            #22
                                            http://www.rentamidget.com/

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                                            • Downtime
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 7320

                                              #23
                                              i'm curious as well, we bought a midgets forehead on ebay last year (advertising lol), but haven't been able to buy an actual dwarf yet
                                              #27024067

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                                              • Kevin - The PNN
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2005
                                                • 1364

                                                #24
                                                I bought my midget at the "Mini Mart."
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                                                • madawgz
                                                  8.8.8.8
                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 30509

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                  dude, you post way too slow, you need to pick it up to 200+ posts a day

                                                  aww, well im slowing going up every day!

                                                  Total Posts: 3,531 (107.36 posts per day)
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                                                  • sniperwolf
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                    • 17743

                                                    #26
                                                    oh wow.. we have so many of them in the circus.. but ahh .. are you serious about this?
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                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 51692

                                                      #27
                                                      There were some rent a midget operations in new york... and there are midgets for blind people operations too.
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                                                      • SomeCreep
                                                        :glugglug
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 26118

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                        i want my own midget...just like pedro martinez (baseball pitcher)







                                                        please, no Juicy jokes. he is sensitive about his height disorder
                                                        The only places where you can still buy people are third world countries.

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                                                        • Well Dunn
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                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                          • 1026

                                                          #29
                                                          im not sure how legal this would be...
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