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  • Rand
    Industry Vet
    • Jan 2002
    • 2663

    #1

    What is a BILLION?

    .


    I've often pondered that.

    I mean... what does a billion grains of sand look like?
    It's a BIG number that most people can't really grasp.


    This came across my email this morning.







    What is a BILLION??




    This is too true to be funny

    The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.

    A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.


    A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

    B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

    C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

    D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

    E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

    While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division

    Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?

    A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.

    B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

    C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.

    Washington, D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??



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    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago
    , and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

    We had absolutely no national debt
    , had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

    What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

    And I still have to 'press 1' for English.




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    Last edited by Rand; 05-08-2008, 09:58 AM.
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  • bareskin
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    • Nov 2006
    • 619

    #2
    The new million thats what a billion is
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    • xNetworx
      So Fucking What
      • Jan 2004
      • 14445

      #3
      I just sprayed a billion sperm out of my dong

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      • brandonstills
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2007
        • 1964

        #4
        1 billion bytes = 1 GB

        ...well depends on who you ask

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        • Blazed
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2006
          • 1701

          #5
          1 billion smelly people = India

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          • Scott McD
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            • Nov 2002
            • 67792

            #6
            I've masturbated 1 billion times...


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            • traffic_buy
              Registered User
              • Dec 2003
              • 95

              #7
              1 billion is 1 billion =)
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              • MBS Auto
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                • Oct 2004
                • 1725

                #8
                cool!.............
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                • Libertine
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                  • May 2002
                  • 17860

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rand
                  While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division

                  Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?

                  A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.

                  B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

                  C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.

                  Washington, D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??
                  While $250 billion USD might be somewhat excessive, simple division is just silly.

                  Rebuilding hospitals, libraries, schools, etc. costs money.
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                  • Manny_Kaye
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                    • May 2008
                    • 96

                    #10
                    enough so I dont have to work ever again lol





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                    • J. Falcon
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                      • May 2006
                      • 31587

                      #11
                      1 billion is one thousand millions
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                      • Ron Bennett
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 1653

                        #12
                        In the world of computers, it's an open question ...

                        Hard Drive manufacturers typically designate 1 GB to simply equal 1,000,000,000 bytes

                        RAM memory manufacturers typically designate 1 GB to equal 1,073,741,824 bytes

                        Programs often utilize both definitions above depending on the application, as well some others, such as 1 GB = 1,024,000,000 (1024 x 1,000,000 instead of 1,048,576) or the converse 1048576000(1000 x 1,048,576).

                        So to recap, in the world of computers a billion can be, though not necessarily limited to, any of the following:

                        1,000,000,000
                        1,073,741,824
                        1,024,000,000
                        1,048,576,000

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                        • JFK
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                          • Jan 2002
                          • 67369

                          #13
                          And I still have to 'press 1' for English.

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                          • CyberHustler
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                            • Feb 2006
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                            #14
                            “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                            • Kudles
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                              • Feb 2003
                              • 5477

                              #15
                              God I wish I had a billion dollars.... that would be so nice
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                              • tranza
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                                • Jun 2003
                                • 57559

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Rand
                                Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?

                                A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.

                                B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

                                C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.
                                I guess you think that this $250billions are going to be given to the families directly, huh?

                                And not used to build streets, bridges, schools, etc.

                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                • OY
                                  Industry Pioneer
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 5401

                                  #17
                                  One BILLION transactions going through Epoch!
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                                  • tranza
                                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 57559

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Oystein
                                    One BILLION transactions going through Epoch!
                                    Is that for real?
                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                    • BetChips
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                                      • Aug 2007
                                      • 643

                                      #19
                                      LOL good find, gonna have to bookmark this thread and read it everyday

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                                      • chelo - adultcopywriters
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                                        • Feb 2008
                                        • 775

                                        #20
                                        if 1 billion is a thousand millions 1,000,000,000

                                        how would you call this 1,000,000,000,000 ?

                                        one million millions, a thousand billions, a trillion!?!. lol

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                                        • jeffrey
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                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 1864

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by chelo - adultcopywriters
                                          if 1 billion is a thousand millions 1,000,000,000

                                          how would you call this 1,000,000,000,000 ?

                                          one million millions, a thousand billions, a trillion!?!. lol
                                          I would call that 1/50th of the USA's debt, give or take a handfull.
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                                          • WiredGuy
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                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 34512

                                            #22
                                            I was expecting to see something like Epoch did its 1 billionth transaction or something, lol.
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                                            • ladida
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                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 2179

                                              #23
                                              It's the same thing when farmers get hit by hail and then claim 100 million in damages, while their whole farm is worth 1 million at most.
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                                              • tony299
                                                lurker
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 57021

                                                #24
                                                100 yrs ago there wasnt a middle class there was rich and poor. lol The middle class really didnt rise until after world war 2.

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                                                • tony299
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                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 57021

                                                  #25
                                                  also why dont you think about what is almost a trillion.what W wasted in Iraq.

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                                                  • Rand
                                                    Industry Vet
                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 2663

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by tony404
                                                    also why dont you think about what is almost a trillion.what W wasted in Iraq.

                                                    What he said.
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                                                    • jalami
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                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 845

                                                      #27
                                                      A billion is even more if you're British.... US billion being 1,000,000,000 (1 thousand million) and British billion being 1,000,000,000,000 (1 million million)
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                                                      • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 18975

                                                        #28
                                                        A billion here, and a billion there, and pretty soon you are talking about real money.

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                                                        • TMM_John
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                                                          • May 2004
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                                                          #29
                                                          a BILLION new features in NATS v4!


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                                                          • chelo - adultcopywriters
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                                                            • Feb 2008
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jalami
                                                            A billion is even more if you're British.... US billion being 1,000,000,000 (1 thousand million) and British billion being 1,000,000,000,000 (1 million million)
                                                            I was sure of this hehe, thanks for clearing it up for me.

                                                            I was having issues with my bank for my billion there you know! hehehe

                                                            It's weird that we use the british billion and the metric system. I'm in SouthAmerica BTW.

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                                                            • Jarmusch
                                                               
                                                              • May 2003
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                                                              • raven1083
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                                                                #32
                                                                1 billions dollars wow! how i wish I have one!
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