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  • TimBlaze
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2006
    • 1625

    #1

    damn McDonalds is respecting the webmaster's diet

    They got 2 for 1 BIG MACS son... I'll stroll down there at 12am, pick up two big ass burgers for $3.01 and im pumped to work till 3am....when I wake up I feel like a bear that was shot with a tranquelizer dart but damn only $3!!!
    Roll that shit, light that shit,
  • Barefootsies
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    • Feb 2005
    • 42635

    #2
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    • Bryan G
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      • Aug 2005
      • 8338

      #3
      Originally posted by TimBlaze
      They got 2 for 1 BIG MACS son... I'll stroll down there at 12am, pick up two big ass burgers for $3.01 and im pumped to work till 3am....when I wake up I feel like a bear that was shot with a tranquelizer dart but damn only $3!!!
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      • GrouchyAdmin
        Now choke yourself!
        • Apr 2006
        • 12085

        #4
        You could get 3 double cheeseburgers for $3 (minus sales tax). I think those will assist death a little faster than a Big Mac. They don't pretend to put vegetables on it.

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        • payd2purv
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          • Jan 2008
          • 2727

          #5
          How the fuck can you work after eating that?

          All i'd wanna do is jerk off and pass out...

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          • shermo

            #6
            WOW... I'd die if I ate even 1 of those things, let alone 2!

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            • BradM
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              • Dec 2003
              • 3397

              #7
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              • blonda80
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                • May 2006
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                #8
                mc is cheaper there lol

                glad i am not going there anymore since 2 years
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                • BradM
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                  • Dec 2003
                  • 3397

                  #9
                  Originally posted by blonda80
                  mc is cheaper there lol

                  glad i am not going there anymore since 2 years
                  I messed up and had a big mac about 3 months ago. After a 3 year hiatus. It's so nasty!

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                  • Peaches
                    Old broad
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 13933

                    #10
                    I've gotten hooked on those damn chipotle BBQ wraps they have - my sister had me try hers on the way to FL a couple of months ago and I pulled off at the next exit and bought myself one. 300 wasted calories But they are SOOOOO good.......

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                    • GAMEFINEST
                      Make STACK$
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 14470

                      #11
                      big mac is craziiiie...
                      Compound interest.

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                      • Martin
                        "Assassins"
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 17274

                        #12
                        I fuck up a big mac from time to time.. Who wants to live forever anyway?

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                        • farkedup
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 2490

                          #13
                          you're an idiot for ordering big mac's even 2 for 1...

                          simply order a double cheeseburger and get the lettuce and mac sauce for only $1 each. The only difference between the big mac and what you can get for $1 is half a bun.... instead of the half bun on the 2 big macs you have a whole nother double cheeseburger.
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                          • D Ghost
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                            • May 2006
                            • 9819

                            #14
                            hahahahaha lol

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                            • TimBlaze
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 1625

                              #15
                              Originally posted by farkedup
                              you're an idiot for ordering big mac's even 2 for 1...

                              simply order a double cheeseburger and get the lettuce and mac sauce for only $1 each. The only difference between the big mac and what you can get for $1 is half a bun.... instead of the half bun on the 2 big macs you have a whole nother double cheeseburger.
                              last time I checked double cheeseburgers don't come with special sauce and if you count both big macs those half buns equal one full bun thats THREE BUNS.... have fun wit your 2 buns lmao sucker
                              Roll that shit, light that shit,

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                              • wargames
                                Kliris
                                • May 2003
                                • 10423

                                #16
                                Originally posted by TimBlaze
                                They got 2 for 1 BIG MACS son... I'll stroll down there at 12am, pick up two big ass burgers for $3.01 and im pumped to work till 3am....when I wake up I feel like a bear that was shot with a tranquelizer dart but damn only $3!!!
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                                • Elli
                                  Reach for those stars!
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 17991

                                  #17
                                  What gets me is those "quad" burgers BK is advertising.. do people actually buy those things?
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                                  • natas
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 3377

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TimBlaze
                                    last time I checked double cheeseburgers don't come with special sauce and if you count both big macs those half buns equal one full bun thats THREE BUNS.... have fun wit your 2 buns lmao sucker
                                    this thread rocks

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                                    • Peaches
                                      Old broad
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 13933

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Elli
                                      What gets me is those "quad" burgers BK is advertising.. do people actually buy those things?
                                      Must be competing with In and Out Burger's 4X4

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                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133978

                                        #20
                                        I have a hard enough time eating one

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                                        • Elli
                                          Reach for those stars!
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 17991

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Peaches
                                          Must be competing with In and Out Burger's 4X4
                                          I'm afraid to ask what a 4x4 is.
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                                          • CDSmith
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • May 2001
                                            • 51460

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by payd2purv
                                            How the fuck can you work after eating that?

                                            All i'd wanna do is jerk off and pass out...
                                            They've apparently got you covered on that too...


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                                            • Peaches
                                              Old broad
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 13933

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Elli
                                              I'm afraid to ask what a 4x4 is.
                                              4 pieces of meat and 4 pieces of cheese. Apparently they will go higher than that and I've seen pictures, could be photoshopped, of a 10X10.

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                                              • Elli
                                                Reach for those stars!
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 17991

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Peaches
                                                4 pieces of meat and 4 pieces of cheese. Apparently they will go higher than that and I've seen pictures, could be photoshopped, of a 10X10.
                                                And I thought Wendy's Baconator was the height of ridiculousness... I stand corrected!
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                                                • farkedup
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2007
                                                  • 2490

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by TimBlaze
                                                  last time I checked double cheeseburgers don't come with special sauce and if you count both big macs those half buns equal one full bun thats THREE BUNS.... have fun wit your 2 buns lmao sucker
                                                  ASK them to put it on, I just had one YESTERDAY and have been ordering them that way for a couple years now. don't forget to say ONLY big mac sauce AND lettuce AND pickle if you want a pickle because mac sauce and ketchup will make you PUKE! I sometimes order double cheeseburgers with ONLY ketchup, there's this thing where they make your burgers however you want them...

                                                  Seriously I thought everybody knew about the $1 big mac's. I've tried it at like 20+ locations from Michigan clear to Florida. Nobody has ever said anything about it. Who wants to pay a bunch extra for a little extra bun?

                                                  Maybe take your third double cheeseburger and put 1 patty and 1 bun on each of those other 2 double cheeseburgers and what you get is 2 big macs with 2 extra patties all for the same price as 2 big macs....
                                                  -- QUOTE ME IT MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL --

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                                                  • Peaches
                                                    Old broad
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 13933

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Elli
                                                    And I thought Wendy's Baconator was the height of ridiculousness... I stand corrected!
                                                    I gained 10 pounds just looking at the pictures:

                                                    http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/...84345256skuUhW

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                                                    • mattz
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 7697

                                                      #27
                                                      MC is the worst possible fast good and tastes like shit, why would you go there?

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                                                      • Elli
                                                        Reach for those stars!
                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                        • 17991

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Peaches
                                                        I gained 10 pounds just looking at the pictures:

                                                        http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/...84345256skuUhW
                                                        I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
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                                                        • Kudles
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                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • viencarl
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                                                            • May 2007
                                                            • 4234

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                                            You could get 3 double cheeseburgers for $3 (minus sales tax). I think those will assist death a little faster than a Big Mac. They don't pretend to put vegetables on it.

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                                                            • G.A.F
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                                                              • Feb 2008
                                                              • 370

                                                              #31
                                                              I probably go to McDonalds less than 10 times a year. I don't like their burgers, but I tried the McNifica the other day and I like it a lot.
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                                                              • v4 media
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                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                • 2934

                                                                #32
                                                                For $3 I can go to the market get, an onion, stick of celery, carrot, 3 tomatoes, handful of beans, few peas bit of pasta and make a lovely minestrone, then get a blowjob off the wife for cooking her a nice dinner.

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                                                                • s9ann0
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                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                  • 4873

                                                                  #33
                                                                  i like their choclate shakes
                                                                  i got a large once it was about 1 gallon i felt sick after but it was good damnit

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                                                                  • Bdiddy
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                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                    • 2456

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by v4 media
                                                                    For $3 I can go to the market get, an onion, stick of celery, carrot, 3 tomatoes, handful of beans, few peas bit of pasta and make a lovely minestrone, then get a blowjob off the wife for cooking her a nice dinner.
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                                                                    • femdomdestiny
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                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                      • 5185

                                                                      #35
                                                                      how much

                                                                      Originally posted by TimBlaze
                                                                      They got 2 for 1 BIG MACS son... I'll stroll down there at 12am, pick up two big ass burgers for $3.01 and im pumped to work till 3am....when I wake up I feel like a bear that was shot with a tranquelizer dart but damn only $3!!!
                                                                      Can you please tell me what is price of one big mac there? I pay $3,6
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                                                                      • Kevsh
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                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                        • 8619

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by farkedup
                                                                        ASK them to put it on, I just had one YESTERDAY and have been ordering them that way for a couple years now. don't forget to say ONLY big mac sauce AND lettuce AND pickle if you want a pickle because mac sauce and ketchup will make you PUKE! I sometimes order double cheeseburgers with ONLY ketchup, there's this thing where they make your burgers however you want them...

                                                                        Seriously I thought everybody knew about the $1 big mac's. I've tried it at like 20+ locations from Michigan clear to Florida. Nobody has ever said anything about it. Who wants to pay a bunch extra for a little extra bun?

                                                                        Maybe take your third double cheeseburger and put 1 patty and 1 bun on each of those other 2 double cheeseburgers and what you get is 2 big macs with 2 extra patties all for the same price as 2 big macs....
                                                                        Hot damn, son, you realize you completely break down their whole system when you do that? They have an assembly line to build your "burger" and people like you just impede the whole process ...

                                                                        Honestly now, how long do you have to wait for your special order? 20 minutes? An hour? ... I can seee the manager and staff huddled around the burger manual in the back office:

                                                                        "Jesus, Billy what do we do now? ... He wants BM sauce on his CB? And NO ketchup?!??!? ... Okay, call HQ, this is a code red."


                                                                        Originally posted by v4 media
                                                                        For $3 I can go to the market get, an onion, stick of celery, carrot, 3 tomatoes, handful of beans, few peas bit of pasta and make a lovely minestrone, then get a blowjob off the wife for cooking her a nice dinner.
                                                                        ... or you could just ask her for one
                                                                        Last edited by Kevsh; 05-07-2008, 05:53 AM.

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                                                                        • Adam_OC3
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                                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                                          • 320

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Kevsh
                                                                          Hot damn, son, you realize you completely break down their whole system when you do that? They have an assembly line to build your "burger" and people like you just impede the whole process ...

                                                                          Honestly now, how long do you have to wait for your special order? 20 minutes? An hour? ... I can seee the manager and staff huddled around the burger manual in the back office:

                                                                          "Jesus, Billy what do we do now? ... He wants BM sauce on his CB? And NO ketchup?!??!? ... Okay, call HQ, this is a code red."




                                                                          ... or you could just ask her for one

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                                                                          • HomerSimpson
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                                                                            • Sep 2005
                                                                            • 13826

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by v4 media
                                                                            For $3 I can go to the market get, an onion, stick of celery, carrot, 3 tomatoes, handful of beans, few peas bit of pasta and make a lovely minestrone, then get a blowjob off the wife for cooking her a nice dinner.
                                                                            great recipe
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                                                                            • rowan
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                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 17393

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I noticed earlier my (Australia) Quarter Pounder with Cheese has a recommended daily intake of 106% saturated fat. That single burger contains more than the amount of saturated fat you're supposed to eat for an entire day. Bleearrgghhh.

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                                                                              • gandalfuy
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                                                                                • Jun 2005
                                                                                • 4686

                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • SykkBoy2
                                                                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 19969

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                  Must be competing with In and Out Burger's 4X4
                                                                                  mmmmmmmm, a 4x4 with grilled onions...I know what I'm having for lunch today...hahaha
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