My son said the funniest thing I ever heard today!!!

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  • TheSpreader
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 501
    #1

    My son said the funniest thing I ever heard today!!!

    He said that he remembered being the sperm swimming to the egg and thinking that it had to be him...it had to be him!!!

    I laughed so hard and couldn't stop laughing! Kids say some of the most incredible things!!!
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    • avalanche
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      • Feb 2005
      • 1922
      #2
      That's fucking great! How old is he?
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        • TheSpreader
          So Fucking Banned
          • Nov 2003
          • 501
          #3
          Originally posted by avalanche
          That's fucking great! How old is he?
          He just turned 9. He's a character!

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            • Alky
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              • Apr 2002
              • 5651
              #4
              when i was 9 i dont think i knew what sperm was...

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                • TheSpreader
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 501
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Alky
                  when i was 9 i dont think i knew what sperm was...
                  LOL, no doubt! When I was 9 I was playing with G.I. Joes and Transformers. Kids today have WAY too much information available to them. My son once asked me what double penetration was because his friends were joking around about it at school! WTF!!!!

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                    • Alky
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                      • Apr 2002
                      • 5651
                      #6
                      double penetration? holy shit lol.

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                        • Manowar
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                          • Dec 2003
                          • 71528
                          #7
                          Your kid knows wayyyy too much lol

                          next he is going to be pimpin hoes

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                            • TheSpreader
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                              • Nov 2003
                              • 501
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Alky
                              double penetration? holy shit lol.
                              Imagine having to explain that one.

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                                • Manowar
                                  jellyfish  
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 71528
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by TheSpreader
                                  Imagine having to explain that one.

                                  "its where the mailman brings two babies instead of one"

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                                    • sniperwolf
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                                      • Mar 2005
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                                      #10
                                      lol... funny kid. first thing came into my mind is his age.. I thought he will be around 8-10 to know that kind of stuff
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                                        • iWeb_Allan
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                                          • Mar 2006
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                                          #11

                                          I wasn't that witty when I was his age. He sure is a character
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                                            • reynold
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                                              • Oct 2002
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                                              #12
                                              your boy is showing a lot of potential

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                                                • madawgz
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                                                  • Mar 2006
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                                                  #13
                                                  thats pretty funny but i dont think he should know about that already lol
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                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 40077
                                                      #14
                                                      Why shouldn't be know? Knowing the basics of what sperm is (which they can find out in books like 'Where did I come from?' which are aimed at young kids) doesn't mean he understands the smutty details.

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                                                        • mattz
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                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 7697
                                                          #15
                                                          haha thats great...i've had dreams about that before

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                                                            • tyler.
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                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 1653
                                                              #16

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                                                                • CaptainWolfy
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                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                  • 8439
                                                                  #17
                                                                  heheh that's one smart Kid:P

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                                                                    • digifan
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by TheSpreader
                                                                      He just turned 9. He's a character!
                                                                      He is.. awesome kid
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                                                                        • everestcash
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                                                                          • Apr 2002
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          interesting... where did he hear this i wonder?

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                                                                            • flashfire
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              good memory for sure

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                                                                                • reynold
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                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 51271
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  maybe he watched Look Who's Talking

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                                                                                    • kenkaniff
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                                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                                      • 26
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      damn motivated at such a young age...

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                                                                                        • ilbb
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                                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                                          • 3025
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          maybe he really remember it

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                                                                                            • elitetec
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                                                                                              • Sep 2005
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Kids always do that. They are so funny.



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                                                                                                • white-rob-like-whoa
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Kids man.. they say some funny shit
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                                                                                                    • Screaming
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                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Thats funny.

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                                                                                                        • LittleSassy
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                                                                                                          • May 2005
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                                                                                                          smart kid...

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                                                                                                            • adonthenet
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              damn thats great! hahaha

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                                                                                                                • BluewireAngie
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                                                                                                                  Smart kiddo!!!!
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                                                                                                                    • Dagwolf
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                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      You've got to wonder... does he remember being the egg too? Because that would be really weird.
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                                                                                                                        • majorbitch
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          LOL wtf.. wow. When I was 9.. i was still playing with barbies and didn't even know what penis or vagina meant.

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                                                                                                                            • dakota1358
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                                                                                                                              Kids say the darndest things
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                                                                                                                                • SomeCreep
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by TheSpreader
                                                                                                                                  He said that he remembered being the sperm swimming to the egg and thinking that it had to be him...it had to be him!!!

                                                                                                                                  I laughed so hard and couldn't stop laughing! Kids say some of the most incredible things!!!
                                                                                                                                  Hehe, pretty funny.

                                                                                                                                  I have memories of before I was a sperm. I remember being just a thought in my Dad's head.

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                                                                                                                                      oh well, kids are kids... They're precious!
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                                                                                                                                          ......hehe!! that's nice.. wait 'till he turn 18
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                                                                                                                                              Our youngest daughter was standing in the kitchen one day when my wife opened the fridge to take something out. I guess a few leftovers had gotten piled up, and a plastic container fell off the fridge shelf and on to the floor.

                                                                                                                                              "Now THAT'S what I call fast food, Mom!" she blurts out.

                                                                                                                                              Think she was around 8 at the time.

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                                                                                                                                                • FilthyRob
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                                                                                                                                                  been watching too much family guy!
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                                                                                                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by TheSpreader
                                                                                                                                                      My son once asked me what double penetration was because his friends were joking around about it at school!
                                                                                                                                                      Shit...

                                                                                                                                                      This is why i'm not looking forward to ever having kids...



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                                                                                                                                                        • VicJay
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                                                                                                                                                          you have a cool kid



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