I am a dirtbag loser I know,
Anyways, so I go to see this escort and she looked nothing like the picture in her ad. She was fatter and had a shitload of pimples. Anyways, I lowball her ass because she was so fugly.
She was all pissed off cuz of that and the service sucked. Anyways, so after I left I called her from another phone and pretended I was someone else. Made her dress up all sexy and shit and then take a cab all the way to the other side of town to this hotel. Then stood her up. She is calling me now as we speak to see where the hell I am, haha. Did it to her friend at the same time, then I called her back and she was in the cab going back to her place, I told her I was going to the ATM and then she said ok and came back, and then stood her up again. Funny shit. She left this pissed off message on my phone, hahaha.
Anyways, so I go to see this escort and she looked nothing like the picture in her ad. She was fatter and had a shitload of pimples. Anyways, I lowball her ass because she was so fugly.
She was all pissed off cuz of that and the service sucked. Anyways, so after I left I called her from another phone and pretended I was someone else. Made her dress up all sexy and shit and then take a cab all the way to the other side of town to this hotel. Then stood her up. She is calling me now as we speak to see where the hell I am, haha. Did it to her friend at the same time, then I called her back and she was in the cab going back to her place, I told her I was going to the ATM and then she said ok and came back, and then stood her up again. Funny shit. She left this pissed off message on my phone, hahaha.
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