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Originally posted by EscortBiz
Well im sure many can relatet this this but 2 years ago I would hang out in yahoo and aol chatrooms and pretty much get laid whenever I decided to.
The few things that I figured out in that year is the following (some might seem like common sense)
1) If a girl got no pic do not meet her regardless how good she says she looks
2) If you cant get her to call you within 10 minutes of chat NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN
3) A girl that sends you a pic that is 2 years old and says that her scanner is broken what that means in real words is "I was cute and now im a Successful BBW"
4) A girl that wants to meet you but wants to bring a friend, stay away in most cases you aint gettin laid.
5) Increase your chnaces of getting some by being honest (sounds gay hu?) well your picture should be real recent so there is no suprise when you arrive.
6) meet in a resturant or bar that it located in a nice hotel, will help you close the deal.
7) Say you live in NY and a girl from Texas hits you up regardless how cute she is etc. and regardless if she tells you that shes coming to NY in 2 weeks, dont waste your time. If the pussy is not within 25 minutes from you don't talk to it.
8) Use Condoms regardless how cute and clean she looks
9) Increase your chances of getting laid the first meeting by talking to women 27+,
10) ALWAYS keep a log of screennames or Yahoo ID's you talk to (I used excel) in that log write her screenname her real first name her birthday and any other info, because if all of a sudden you get an IM 4 months later that says hey remember me and you pull up her info and say "Yes, you are Pam blah blah.." it can mean the difference between getting laid right then and there to some lame conversation that will go nowhere.
Stay in shape it helps too :-)
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Good tips... Except usually the hottest chicks don't have pics, or a least pics posted on the site... Good looking chick will always "grill you about yours though"... If they want to know more about your pics it's a good sign...
I guess I'll throw you guys(or girls) a few more tips:
A woman's idea of "Average" comes from the Weight Watchers meetings she goes to... It always means fat. Look for "slim" or "fit", unless you like the big girls!
If you use matchmaker, you can use image tags as the title of your mail and it can draw you out of the crowd... Just a upload a little devil or flower to your server, it works wonders... Also, you can embed sound files into emails as well, which always get alot of attention...
If you smoke and they put "they don't like it"... don't worry 90% of the chicks I met say they don't like it, but then we meet and they don't mind...