Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • The Duck
    Adult Content Provider
    • May 2005
    • 18243
    #1

    Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else

    I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
    Skype Horusmaia
    ICQ 41555245
    Email [email protected]
    Tags: None
    • After Shock Media
      It's coming look busy
      • Mar 2001
      • 35299
      #2
      Originally posted by kandah
      I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
      Fuck the zipper, ask them if they have ever passed a kidney stone.

      Or want real pain. Look into having your spinal cord slowly die from the tail bone up. On a pain threshold scale natural childbirth without painkillers rates at a 5, a breached childbirth hits a whopping 6, the spinal problem remained at a 10 for two weeks even with morphine and demerol.

      [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

        Comment

        • CyberHustler
          Masterbaiter
          • Feb 2006
          • 28785
          #3
          i pass at least 2 kidney stones a year. i be cryin like a lil bitch.
          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

            Comment

            • madawgz
              8.8.8.8
              • Mar 2006
              • 30509
              #4
              o fuck, dont even want to think about a kidney stone :|
              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

                Comment

                • The Duck
                  Adult Content Provider
                  • May 2005
                  • 18243
                  #5
                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                  Fuck the zipper, ask them if they have ever passed a kidney stone.

                  Or want real pain. Look into having your spinal cord slowly die from the tail bone up. On a pain threshold scale natural childbirth without painkillers rates at a 5, a breached childbirth hits a whopping 6, the spinal problem remained at a 10 for two weeks even with morphine and demerol.
                  fuck, the tailbone thing doesnt sound pleasant at all.
                  Skype Horusmaia
                  ICQ 41555245
                  Email [email protected]

                    Comment

                    • reynold
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 51271
                      #6
                      I thing that makes me feel lucky of being a man is not to having to experience menstruation and childbirth

                        Comment

                        • Kevin - The PNN
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 1364
                          #7
                          I can top that - I have been married 12 years. Ithahaha8217;s a very slow and painful death.

                          In fact, while having sex, my wife makes me wear a bag on my head too, in case hers comes off. It would kill the BITCH is she saw a grin on my wife and knew I was enjoying myself.
                          www.ThePNN.com
                          The Porn Niche Network

                            Comment

                            Previous template Next
                            Working...