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04-28-2008, 01:37 PM

YOu want talk dirty you come to right place, just do it in Russian, ease yourself, bliat, talk yourself out nahui, and let this madness begin now!

Russkie pornografy, vy zdes? Atzavites!

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04-28-2008, 01:42 PM
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04-28-2008, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by kievdesign

YOu want talk dirty you come to right place, just do it in Russian, ease yourself, bliat, talk yourself out nahui, and let this madness begin now!

Russkie pornografy, vy zdes? Atzavites!

I think it should be "otzovites' "....learn the language first, then proceed to mat...

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04-28-2008, 01:48 PM

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04-28-2008, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by LB-69

I think it should be "otzovites' "....learn the language first, then proceed to mat...

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04-28-2008, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by LB-69

I think it should be "otzovites' "....learn the language first, then proceed to mat...

Fuck you. You're so behind in modern Russian. Uchi Albanski!

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04-28-2008, 01:55 PM

Poshel na huy sabaka vonuchaya.

This was taught to me by a Russian Suka. *hi Marina*

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04-28-2008, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by LauraLee

Poshel na huy sabaka vonuchaya.

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04-28-2008, 02:06 PM

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04-28-2008, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by kievdesign

Fuck you. You're so behind in modern Russian. Uchi Albanski!

Ok, I think I got it now, you are from Kiev..its not even Russia... That why you dont know how to spell..plus judging by your behavior you should be like 19 years old or something. No comments, enjoy your profanity..

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04-28-2008, 02:13 PM

Мюллер подозревал, что Борман - русский агент. Обратился к
Штирлицу и тот сказал:
- Надо натянуть веревку перед кабинетом Бормана,
когда он запнется, мы узнаем, кто он.
Так и сделали. Идет Борман, запнулся:
- Ой, бля!
Мюллер:
- Ни фига себе!
Штирлиц:
- Тише, тише, товарищи!

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04-28-2008, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by LauraLee

Poshel na huy sabaka vonuchaya.

Now that's rude.

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04-28-2008, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by LB-69

Ok, I think I got it now, you are from Kiev..its not even Russia... That why you dont know how to spell..plus judging by your behavior you should be like 19 years old or something. No comments, enjoy your profanity..

You're not getting it. Russian speaking are jsut making fun out of it for themselves. And spelling I did its for a reason, you should know MEDVED language thing, if you dont it really means you are in the wrong thread trying to tech Russian. You made me lough. And dont forget to read the board name before charging someones beahvior, you moron.

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04-28-2008, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by Ivan Fuckalot

Мюллер подозревал, что Борман - русский агент. Обратился к
Штирлицу и тот сказал:
- Надо натянуть веревку перед кабинетом Бормана,
когда он запнется, мы узнаем, кто он.
Так и сделали. Идет Борман, запнулся:
- Ой, бля!
Мюллер:
- Ни фига себе!
Штирлиц:
- Тише, тише, товарищи!

Old one, but good one..

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04-28-2008, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Ivan Fuckalot

Мюллер подозревал, что Борман - русский агент. Обратился к
Штирлицу и тот сказал:
- Надо натянуть веревку перед кабинетом Бормана,
когда он запнется, мы узнаем, кто он.
Так и сделали. Идет Борман, запнулся:
- Ой, бля!
Мюллер:
- Ни фига себе!
Штирлиц:
- Тише, тише, товарищи!

+1 Zzosh, scuko! Peshi ishco!

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04-28-2008, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by kievdesign

You're not getting it. Russian speaking are jsut making fun out of it for themselves. And spelling I did its for a reason, you should know MEDVED language thing, if you dont it really means you are in the wrong thread trying to tech Russian. You made me lough. And dont forget to read the board name before charging someones beahvior, you moron.

Ups, I never know that you can CHARGE SOMEONES BEAHVIOR...its like charging phone or something? And then it becomes "Moron" brand?

А насчет "Атзавитес"..когда я учился(давно)в Русской школе так говорили или тот кто приехал с Кавказа или идиоты..

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04-28-2008, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by LB-69

Ups, I never know that you can CHARGE SOMEONES BEAHVIOR...its like charging phone or something? And then it becomes "Moron" brand?

А насчет "Атзавитес"..когда я учился(давно)в Русской школе так говорили или тот кто приехал с Кавказа или идиоты..

знач в натуре давно учился, хвать идиотами обзыватся если не следишь за поп культурой

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04-28-2008, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by LB-69

Ups, I never know that you can CHARGE SOMEONES BEAHVIOR...its like charging phone or something? And then it becomes "Moron" brand?

А насчет "Атзавитес"..когда я учился(давно)в Русской школе так говорили или тот кто приехал с Кавказа или идиоты..

First of all you are ignoring things i posted as explanation for Atzavites.

Pri chem tyt shkola? Ty ne v kurse albanskoi volny? www.udaff.com - klassika zhanra. Ty dazhe ne vduplil prikola, paren

Mne skazali ty horoshi chuvak Ne parsia.

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8. to instruct authoritatively, as a judge does a jury.

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04-28-2008, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by kievdesign

First of all you are ignoring things i posted as explanation for Atzavites.

Pri chem tyt shkola? Ty ne v kurse albanskoi volny? www.udaff.com - klassika zhanra. Ty dazhe ne vduplil prikola, paren

Mne skazali ty horoshi chuvak Ne parsia.

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8. to instruct authoritatively, as a judge does a jury.

Horosho, proehali, budu izuchat' vash Albanskiy..:-)

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04-28-2008, 02:49 PM

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04-28-2008, 02:51 PM

Штирлиц сел в такси, широко расставив ноги, и сказал водителю:
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Шофер потрогал. Штирлицу понравилось.

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04-28-2008, 03:00 PM

jopa suka dura svoloch ... that's all I know.

These are the words Marina say to me each day when I get online so I assume they are Russian curses.

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04-28-2008, 04:39 PM

use cyrillic fuckers. I hate reading russian with english characters.

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04-28-2008, 04:43 PM

che za nah ... ?!?
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