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THANK YA JAYSUS!
THANK YA FROM PROTECTING ME FROM DRUGS!
ALL PRAISE JAYSUS!
I KNOW I WUZ WRONG BY SMOKIN' WEED AND I THANK YA JAYSUS 4 SHOWING ME THE WAY!
FORGIVE ME JAYSUS FOR ALL I HAVE DONE WRONG IN YOUR NAME!
I ACCEPT THE BIBLE AND ALL THAT IS WRITTEN IN IT!
PROTECT ME FROM SATAN PLEASE JAYSUS!
Your disciple,
Joe Sixpack
P.S. I WILL NEVER BE BAD AGAIN LAWD! I SWEAR THIS TO THEE!
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