So, how much do you all pay for sex???

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  • Tuzz
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 171

    #1

    So, how much do you all pay for sex???

    I'll start...

    1.) I give my wife $1,500.00 a week
    2.) I get laid an average of 3 times a week

    Now, I know she has to pay the mortgage, car payments, bills, blah..blah..blah..

    and yea, she needs to feed the kids, buy them clothes, yadda..yadda..yadda..

    But still...don't you think $500 a pop is a little steep?

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  • Gary
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 6110

    #2
    5 bucks a pop for the crack whores downtown. I dont get sex from my wife.

    Up to 35$ per join...!

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    • Squishy
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 1809

      #3
      My right and left hands don't charge me, but every now and again I purchase a nice pimpin' ring for them to show my appreaciation...bling bling!

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      • Gary
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2001
        • 6110

        #4
        Oh and if the crack whores let me fuck them in the ass without a condom, i throw them and extra buck.

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        • Tuzz
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 171

          #5
          Too scarey, Gary

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          • Gary
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2001
            • 6110

            #6
            Originally posted by Tuzz:
            Too scarey, Gary

            Oh, don't act like im the only one that likes to dip into a crack whores butt a few times a week.

            [This message has been edited by Gary (edited 09-07-2001).]

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            • Squishy
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2001
              • 1809

              #7
              Gary, I've been enjoying your posts for a few days now...do you have a newsletter or even better a manifesto that you could share with us?

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              • Gary
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2001
                • 6110

                #8
                Originally posted by Squishy:
                Gary, I've been enjoying your posts for a few days now...do you have a newsletter or even better a manifesto that you could share with us?
                Absolutely
                http://www.analfisting.com/

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                • DarkJedi
                  No Refunds Issued.
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 28301

                  #9
                  LOL Gary you are great

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                  • Amputate Your Head
                    There can be only one
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075

                    #10
                    My cat doesn't charge me anything, but screams alot.
                    SIG TOO BIG

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                    • Gary
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 6110

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
                      My cat doesn't charge me anything, but screams alot.
                      He's right, when i'm doing his cat doggy style, theres alot of screaming going on.

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                      • AWC
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 1223

                        #12
                        Your pussy is a screamer?

                        I WAS married 8 years... gave her 8K a month for household expense... 4 vacations a year... was divorced 2 years ago and she got 240K.

                        First two years we had sex... 3 times a week... then it dwindled to once a week for a year or so... then once a month for about the last 4 years.

                        She still gets 2400 a month...

                        Over a ten year period of time... she has recieved $1,080,000 (not including her benefits package)

                        I was laid about: 468 times and prolly got a dozen blowjobs to boot. Figure 480 orgasms... works out to roughly $2250.00 per nut.

                        [This message has been edited by AWC (edited 09-07-2001).]

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075

                          #13
                          I'm thinking of getting a chicken.
                          SIG TOO BIG

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                          • Gary
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 6110

                            #14
                            Hmmmmm...chicken

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                            • Tuzz
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 171

                              #15
                              AWC...Thank You,
                              I thought I was getting fucked...I feel much better now.

                              Well, you know what they say...

                              I felt sorry for myself for I had no shoes,
                              until I saw a man who had no feet.

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                              3x-x.com
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