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You subscribe to your hometown paper so you can see who is in this week's obituary.
You find all your favorite songs compiled in a set of ten discs for the decade and sold on late night tv for just $9.95.
You realize that it really doesn't matter who is the next President cause nothing is really gonna change.
You only watch the first tier of cable channels because the higher channels are confusing.
You still carry a pager.
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