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Originally Posted by baddog
EJ actually handed me a bottle of Elderberry wine while singing that song.
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Keep on dancing to that rock and roll.
Some of the newest movies you've purchased are over 10 years old.
You've PAID for recordings of old TV shows you used to enjoy.
You understand that MTV is mindless pablum, and so is NPR, just with more syllables.
You no longer give a shit about impressing anyone that you don't feel the direct wish to.
You remember when X10 seemed like a good idea.
You
actually know how to cook; this does not include adding water to, or microwaving.