You know you're ggetting old when....
You can't stay up past 10:00pm anymore.....
You go now...
You can't stay up past 10:00pm anymore.....
You go now...
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when you watch your father chase your daughter through the house and she gets him winded...
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when your daughter demands to hold her fishing pole without you helping her... (she's only 1.5 years old).... LOLOLOLComment
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When crowds and lots of noise is not cool but annoying.Comment
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You look through your 'once took everywhere' box of crap and find a cassette walkman.
You have owned a video game console with simulated wood grain.
You still own a video game console with simulated wood grain.
There are more people you graduated in high school dead, than alive.
You've ever owned Neon clothing, and didn't have a problem with it at the time.
You remember a world before Saturn vechiles.
...I'd go on, but my memory is failing.
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You guys age quickly.Comment
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Your daughters boyfriend asks if he can mary her
You grow man boobs
You dont have to buy a comb anymoreComment
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When your kids are homeowners.
When you have to work at getting off a third time in an 8 hour period.Comment
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you have no teeth left but always complain that you cant chew anythingComment
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another one...
when the puppy you bought 9 years ago is an old man...Comment
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I am beginning to feel sorry for you. you think things like 1 - 9 years went by fast? Wait until you wake up next week and post that you are going to your daughter's high school graduation.
You need to pace yourself or you will have a heart attack when she tells you you are going to be a grandpa.Comment
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You find yourself no longer reading the newpaper because it angry's up the blood.
You tell the young'uns in your family "That's a paddlin" over every little thing they do.Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!
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when reading glasses arent a bad idea anymoreComment
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When you hear a song on the radio and you remember when the album came out. There's another you call them albums not cd's. Then the dj says thats from 25 yrs ago.
Also when the music of your youth is now considered oldies.Comment
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You know What happens on Ess Ayy Tee Yew Arr Dee Ayy Why night. You've seen a keytaur. You remember life before home entertainment recording devices. Your personal musical/amsement device had a manual dial to choose what you wanted to listen to. You had a choice of at least three different songs at that time.Comment
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You roll your eyes in utter disgust when a college student contestant on a trivia game show doesn't know what a "Commodore-64" is, or was.Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!
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you wear a hat to keep your head from getting burnt.
when you have to pluck the hair out of your ears.
when you have to take a prostate exam.
when your woman doesnt get her time of the month anymore.Comment
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When your standing in a elevator listening to a muzak version of a Metallica song.
When your roommate who is a college graduate does not know who or what mccarthyism is.
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When your first computer used a cassette recorder as the storage device. You had a monkees shirt. You wore puka shells and members only when they were actually fashionable.Comment
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when you scroll down to the "Quick Reply" box, and can't remember what you're replying to..Comment
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When you see events you attended played on the History ChannelComment
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Keep on dancing to that rock and roll.
Some of the newest movies you've purchased are over 10 years old.
You've PAID for recordings of old TV shows you used to enjoy.
You understand that MTV is mindless pablum, and so is NPR, just with more syllables.
You no longer give a shit about impressing anyone that you don't feel the direct wish to.
You remember when X10 seemed like a good idea.
You actually know how to cook; this does not include adding water to, or microwaving.Comment
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When you're flipping through stations on the radio, and the "Light Jazz" station doesn't seem as obnoxiously bland as it used to.Comment
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You subscribe to your hometown paper so you can see who is in this week's obituary.
You find all your favorite songs compiled in a set of ten discs for the decade and sold on late night tv for just $9.95.
You realize that it really doesn't matter who is the next President cause nothing is really gonna change.
You only watch the first tier of cable channels because the higher channels are confusing.
You still carry a pager.Comment
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When the ballplayers you grew up watching have retired; and some of their sons have, too.Comment
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when it gets harder to find potComment
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happen to land on mtv and have no fucking idea who they are talking about.Comment
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you remember michael jackson was blackComment
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When they do the burial insurance commercials and it starts if you were born between 1938 and 1964 and the year your born is included.
When you go on a tour of a swing club and they show you the orgy room and your first thought is all those mattresses on the floor what a great place to take a nap.Comment
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when you realize you have turned out just like the father you swore you would never be like...
and then realize you are glad that are like him
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You know you're getting old when... you don't go to the bathroom, the bathroom comes to you.
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When your kids give you pocket money.
When you take your teeth out before you go to bed.
When you call for a taxi and they know you, so they send the wheelchair taxi.
When you bring your own heart defibrillator on a date.
When you say "who's this internet person?".
When you eat dinner on your stable table.
When you have flowal paterns on your lounge.---Comment
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