The USPS is scaring the hell out of me

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

    The USPS is scaring the hell out of me

    I can believe that maybe I won't get mail one day, but two in a row? Not going to happen. When I did not get any mail today, I knew something was up.

    I called the USPS and filed a complaint and asked to have my local post office to call me back. They did.

    The chick on the phone was nice enough, asking if I had any holds that I forgot about or something. I assured her I did not. She said she would do some checking and call me back.

    When she called back she told me there was a susbstitute carrier on my route for the last couple of days (that much I knew), and that she had not delivered the mail because of the dog behind my screen door.

    That is all well and good, except I do not own a dog. I have a bird, and a frog, neither of which look much like a dog. I was getting confused. Maybe she heard I was called baddog, and was taking it literally . . . then it dawned on me. My driveway!

  • The Other Steve
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2001
    • 2106

    #2
    Just wait till she sees your face - she'll know she was right to avoid you place
    Left intentionally blank ... just like my brain

    Comment

    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089

      #3
      Originally posted by The Other Steve
      Just wait till she sees your face - she'll know she was right to avoid you place

      That is why I am on the Internet instead of TV

      Comment

      • Big Red Machine
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 9586

        #4
        HAHHAHA theres a BadDog behind the screen

        ICQ:475437214

        Comment

        • MikeVega
          **Porntrepreneur**
          • Jul 2004
          • 12788

          #5
          you really ruined a good drive way with that? if your going to do that you should have had someone put something really cool there .. a nice HD logo and some nice flames ..

          but the story is funny as hell


          Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

          Comment

          • Sinstar
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2006
            • 1206

            #6
            Great story lol...

            Comment

            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #7
              Originally posted by MikeVega
              you really ruined a good drive way with that? if your going to do that you should have had someone put something really cool there .. a nice HD logo and some nice flames ..

              but the story is funny as hell

              My son did it, and it was rather impromptu. The city came by to repair sidewalks and took out part of my driveway in the process. It wasn't like we had time to go out and buy colors to add to the cement.

              Comment

              • tony299
                lurker
                • Aug 2002
                • 57021

                #8
                When we lived at our loft ,the mail carrier there sucked sometimes the mail wasnt there until 7pm. More things were lost on me. It can be a night mare.

                Comment

                • BradM
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 3397

                  #9
                  Maybe the substitute driver was about 21 and male, and was afraid you'd stalk him if he came to your door. Word is getting around you love young boys.

                  Comment

                  • baddog
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 107089

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    Maybe the substitute driver was about 21 and male, and was afraid you'd stalk him if he came to your door. Word is getting around you love young boys.

                    You are such a witty twink. Is your mom fucking any more neighbors lately?

                    Comment

                    • MikeVega
                      **Porntrepreneur**
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 12788

                      #11
                      Originally posted by baddog
                      My son did it, and it was rather impromptu. The city came by to repair sidewalks and took out part of my driveway in the process. It wasn't like we had time to go out and buy colors to add to the cement.

                      OK ..that makes more sense .. i had this image of you out there with a stick ..

                      the story is great ..


                      Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

                      Comment

                      Working...