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  • KRosh
    So Fucking Outlawed
    • Nov 2001
    • 5114

    #1

    This is the FUNNIEST story from Phoenix Forum -

    So there are a bunch of us at the Top Bucks dinner in AZ (thank you top bucks)

    A few people step outside to mingle and have a beer or a smoke. So Dj A1R3K
    is standing there drinking his beer, talking and having a normal time. We are on the patio of this restaurant. Phoenix has a law that you have to close off the patio to the street so that people do not take alcohol off premise.

    The owners of the restaurant had put up a railing between the patio and the street. As A1R3K is standing there he decides to lean back on the railing. Well this railing was just leaning against the side of the building and not secured in any way. So A1R3k falls back on to the railing very slow motion like. Manages the whole time to keep his beer in the air without spilling a drop, and goes down on his back and tumbles around. Meanwhile as we watch him doing this, Nickbaauw, the nice guy that he is, decides to lean on the other fence and give A1R3K a helping hand. Well it so happens that part of the fence was not attached to anything either. So Nick goes dowm face to the ground laying on top of the rail! HAHHAHAH Sean (from AFF) and I helped them up and luckily no one was hurt. The worst part for A1R3K was that he lost his cigarette

    Only 2 or 3 people saw this but I want to know if anyone got a picture???

    ( you had to be there ) Sorry guys (Nickbaauw and A1R3k), but I had to reveal this story!
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  • Halcyon
    Spread The Pink!
    • Dec 2002
    • 8609

    #2
    Ha!!! Reminds me of Big Lebowski, when he is forced into a limo..
    "Careful, man!!! There's a beverage here!!"
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    • Pete-KT
      Workin With The Devil
      • Oct 2004
      • 51532

      #3
      That would be great to see

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      • KRosh
        So Fucking Outlawed
        • Nov 2001
        • 5114

        #4
        Originally posted by Pete-KT
        That would be great to see

        I was in tears laughing so hard.

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        • WWC
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          • Jul 2003
          • 11577

          #5
          hahaha.... damn i wish you took pics man...nothing like having pics for proof...you know that :-)
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          • Poppy
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2002
            • 6254

            #6
            THAT would have been classic to see! Damn.
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            • The Ghost
              IslandDollars.com
              • Oct 2004
              • 12188

              #7


              Great story.
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              • seeric
                ..........
                • Aug 2004
                • 41917

                #8
                Originally posted by KRosh
                So there are a bunch of us at the Top Bucks dinner in AZ (thank you top bucks)

                A few people step outside to mingle and have a beer or a smoke. So Dj A1R3K
                is standing there drinking his beer, talking and having a normal time. We are on the patio of this restaurant. Phoenix has a law that you have to close off the patio to the street so that people do not take alcohol off premise.

                The owners of the restaurant had put up a railing between the patio and the street. As A1R3K is standing there he decides to lean back on the railing. Well this railing was just leaning against the side of the building and not secured in any way. So A1R3k falls back on to the railing very slow motion like. Manages the whole time to keep his beer in the air without spilling a drop, and goes down on his back and tumbles around. Meanwhile as we watch him doing this, Nickbaauw, the nice guy that he is, decides to lean on the other fence and give A1R3K a helping hand. Well it so happens that part of the fence was not attached to anything either. So Nick goes dowm face to the ground laying on top of the rail! HAHHAHAH Sean (from AFF) and I helped them up and luckily no one was hurt. The worst part for A1R3K was that he lost his cigarette

                Only 2 or 3 people saw this but I want to know if anyone got a picture???

                ( you had to be there ) Sorry guys (Nickbaauw and A1R3k), but I had to reveal this story!



                that was one of the funniest things i have ever fell into.

                all i heard from inside the restaurant was an uproar of laughter and then SAK runs out and goes "thats a 6.5 for sure" (inside joke from the cruise we all took with extreme paychecks)

                i dont think anyone got any pics though, it all happened so fast.

                they really should have had that railing fastened to the building, but what the hell it makes for a good story.

                i fell for topbucks!!!!!!!!!!!


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                • baddog
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089

                  #9
                  It reminds me of a time many years ago that I was walking along the Esplanade in Redondo Beach with a bottle of beer in my hand. I was walking along on this 4x4 separating the sidewalk from the iceplant when I slipped and rolled down the 100' embankment down to the strand, all the while keeping my bottle pointed upwards and not losing any beer in the process.

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                  • xclusive
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 35218

                    #10
                    lol great story

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                    • ronaldo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 5475

                      #11
                      Shit that IS funny.

                      And I'd thought Dan from Camz getting kicked in the head by one of the dancers was funny.

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                      • Downtime
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2004
                        • 7320

                        #12
                        Originally posted by WWC-Raffi
                        hahaha.... damn i wish you took pics man...nothing like having pics for proof...you know that :-)
                        yeah great story, but pictures along with it would be awesome
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                        • seeric
                          ..........
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 41917

                          #13
                          Originally posted by baddog
                          It reminds me of a time many years ago that I was walking along the Esplanade in Redondo Beach with a bottle of beer in my hand. I was walking along on this 4x4 separating the sidewalk from the iceplant when I slipped and rolled down the 100' embankment down to the strand, all the while keeping my bottle pointed upwards and not losing any beer in the process.



                          spilling the beer just woulda been worse than the fall itself

                          good job.

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                          • aimeesweet
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 2917

                            #14
                            Dude I so remember that... it was hilarious! I wish we took a photo!

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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089

                              #15
                              Originally posted by A1R3K


                              spilling the beer just woulda been worse than the fall itself

                              good job.

                              I was rather proud of myself.

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                              • seeric
                                ..........
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 41917

                                #16
                                Originally posted by aimeesweet
                                Dude I so remember that... it was hilarious! I wish we took a photo!

                                i'm putting together the pieces from this trip still. i jsut figured out that this pic was taken right after that dinner. we were already toasty by this time. i don't even remember how we got from the restaurant to saguaro soiree.



                                Last edited by seeric; 04-19-2006, 09:36 AM.

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                                • seeric
                                  ..........
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 41917

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                  I was rather proud of myself.

                                  at least we all have no doubt that our priorities are in the right places.


                                  in all fairness during nick and my trip and fall at the topbucks dinner, nick didn't spill his beer either.

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                                  • HammerALL
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 3506

                                    #18
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                                    • corvette
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 7880

                                      #19
                                      i posted this a few weeks back:

                                      Originally posted by corvette
                                      Hahaha, I was across the room and while I did not understand portuguese, I knew exactly what they(owners of the family run Brazilian restaurant at the place the TopBucks dinner was being held) were saying

                                      [airek fell across the patio fence in the front, breaking part of it down, nick tried to help him and took another part of it down]


                                      Wife: (tugging at her husbands shirt and pleading with him): Look at what these people have done and are doing, they are crazy!

                                      Husband (smiling at us): look back behind you, has our place every been at capacity like this? Dont make these people angry
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                                      • seeric
                                        ..........
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 41917

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by corvette
                                        i posted this a few weeks back:

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                                        • KRosh
                                          So Fucking Outlawed
                                          • Nov 2001
                                          • 5114

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by corvette
                                          i posted this a few weeks back:

                                          damn i missed it
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