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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #1

    Are you stoned yet?
















    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde
  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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    • Jul 2004
    • 38323

    #2


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    • SexualDragon
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2006
      • 3038

      #3
      I shall wait till the pm
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      • horvy
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2007
        • 811

        #4
        not yet.
        I like Boobs.

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        • nosey
          Talk Hard
          • Feb 2003
          • 14413

          #5

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          • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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            • Jan 2004
            • 16502

            #6
            nope, quit 6 months ago, smoke one for me man, and get your ass back in irc, wtf?!?!

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            • SayWhut
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2008
              • 962

              #7
              Been stoned all day, like every other day.

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              • Miguel T
                ♦ Web Developer ♦
                • May 2005
                • 12470

                #8
                Nope, maybe later tonight.

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                • munki
                  Do Fun Shit.
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 13393

                  #9
                  http://youtube.com/watch?v=ufcN6l6Y4TU

                  You know southern California be home of the highest
                  Between the Hill and kottonmouth we smoking nothing but the finest
                  The weed incredible, we unstoppable teams
                  We down with cypress like how essays be down with 13?s
                  Never punk rice cause they simply below us
                  Don?t mess around with street vendors strictly go to the growers
                  And everybody who know us we get outta space high
                  Be like by bitty bye biddy biddy byebye

                  Put the blunt down, here's the rundown
                  Riding sundown slide us out the front
                  Ill get you high, won?t come down
                  Catch a contact homie watch as I take hits
                  Show me who you know that take nigga vap hits
                  Everybody grows let me know if you need some
                  Tell me what you want; you can call Dr. Green thumb
                  Put the blunt down if I'm wrong well homie then I'm stoned
                  That?s what happens when you hit the fucking bong well

                  Put the pipe down, put the, put the, put the pipe down
                  Put the, put the, put the pipe down PUT THE PIPE DOWN
                  Put your bong down, put your, put your, put your bong down
                  Put your, put your, put your bong down PUT YOUR BONG DOWN
                  Put the blunt down, put the, put the, put the blunt down
                  Put the, put the, put the blunt down PUT THE BLUNT DOWN
                  Put the pipe down, put your bong down, put the blunt down
                  And listen up now?

                  Ya?ll mother fuckers no the deal
                  Its kottonmouth kings and Cypress Hill
                  Gotta sip that bud, ya?ll know whats up
                  Its D double dash don?t give a fuck
                  Got a kush wrapped up, and I gotta kill
                  Don?t act tough or you will get real
                  Nickel bags don?t.. be slick
                  I'm feeling kinda good, I got an itch
                  Its time for your mind
                  Here I go with my rhyme
                  I'm gonna get him from the front
                  You can get him from behind
                  Sen Dog gonna be real
                  Putting it down for the krown
                  Got the people shook up
                  Off the smoke from the pounds

                  Pack another bowl in the pipe if you want hell
                  Maybe we can lace another load make the song sell
                  Let me roll this hash leaf kush in the middle son
                  If you never putting then we rollin' you a little one
                  Dude put the brownie down you fucking light weight
                  We smoking after 21 just searching for the right date
                  High, get you hammered in a second son
                  Take a fucking hit and get in line for the second one

                  Put the pipe down, put the, put the, put the pipe down
                  Put the, put the, put the pipe down PUT THE PIPE DOWN
                  Put your bong down, put your, put your, put your bong down
                  Put your, put your, put your bong down PUT YOUR BONG DOWN
                  Put the blunt down, put the, put the, put the blunt down
                  Put the, put the, put the blunt down PUT THE BLUNT DOWN
                  Put the pipe down, put your bong down, put the blunt down
                  And listen up now..

                  So now you know, you better stop all you busts better hit the back door
                  We ain't fronting, that?s what its all about, somebody put this gun up in his mouth

                  Welcome to the west coast, where the real tokers stay
                  They should rename this the cannabis state..(Cannabis state)
                  We cant relate if you ain't from the area
                  We got the one hitter quitter that?ll bury ya
                  It gets scarier when clones cross polonaise
                  Hydroponic, cryptnotic, supersonic, madocnize
                  You wake up and you still feeling groggy yeah
                  Heads foggy like cereal that?s soggy yeah
                  You pack a bowl but you cant find your lighter still
                  A loaded crisis somebody call Cypress Hill
                  Sen Dog you got some fire for a brother man?
                  ?I got some fire but your lighter?s still up in your hand?

                  Put the pipe down, put the, put the, put the pipe down
                  Put the, put the, put the pipe down PUT THE PIPE DOWN
                  Put your bong down, put your, put your, put your bong down
                  Put your, put your, put your bong down PUT YOUR BONG DOWN
                  Put the blunt down, put the, put the, put the blunt down
                  Put the, put the, put the blunt down PUT THE BLUNT DOWN
                  Put the pipe down, put your bong down, put the blunt down
                  And listen up now?

                  Hit ?em with a sick shit, just like the misfits
                  Kottonmouth and Cypress Hill, always kick the dope shit
                  Down with Daddy X, D-Loc and Johnny Richter
                  Southern Cali most high do ya get the picture?
                  We don?t stop, we just keep on thumping
                  with the skills that kill Home boy ain't lacking nothing
                  From the streets of (??) all the way to the O.C.
                  Any way around the world we smoke the dope weed
                  We got what it takes, cush, bud, hash cakes
                  Smoke filled room when the hits take place
                  I becoming mad stoned on the phone with Tommy Chong
                  Beating on my chest mad dog, King Kong
                  Heres another verse from the dirt that came first
                  We coming at ya hard from the ghetto to the surf
                  I be putting in work, so just stay up off my turf
                  Or I'll have your homeboys straight calling for a hurst

                  Put the blunt down and listen up now

                  I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                  • Redmanthatcould
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 2771

                    #10
                    Originally posted by nosey
                    [IMG]http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t232/ryanjonny/bong.gif[IMG]
                    Nice piece! Is that yours?

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                    • nosey
                      Talk Hard
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 14413

                      #11
                      Originally posted by VS_Jeff
                      Nice piece! Is that yours?
                      nope, nice indeed

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                      • st0ned
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 8437

                        #12
                        Blah, I have to sit this 4:20 out.
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                        • nosey
                          Talk Hard
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 14413

                          #13

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            Still trying to shake my hangover first

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                            • 2012
                              So Fucking What
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 17189

                              #15
                              http://youtube.com/watch?v=xDU-ORO0Xeo
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                              • munki
                                Do Fun Shit.
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 13393

                                #16
                                Still open invite... anybody near or in OC today... we are smoking at Munki's all day... except tonight when we venture forth for some drinking and extra curricular smokin.

                                I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                • Penny Flame
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2008
                                  • 729

                                  #17
                                  I woke up this morning in bed with carmen mccarthy sweet naked ass and rolled a fat blunt. Then we continued to lay there naked and smoking until the kind folks at caberet picked us up to go to a pot rally in boulder Colorado. We are about to get so high I figured I should write something so I can remember...anything.
                                  Penny Flame
                                  Former Studio Manager
                                  Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                  • V_RocKs
                                    Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 32448

                                    #18
                                    I am so high that it took me about 5 minutes to make sense out of curricular. In fact, Diana had to spell it out for me...

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                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 94028

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                      I woke up this morning in bed with carmen mccarthy sweet naked ass and rolled a fat blunt. Then we continued to lay there naked and smoking until the kind folks at caberet picked us up to go to a pot rally in boulder Colorado. We are about to get so high I figured I should write something so I can remember...anything.

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                                      • gandalfuy
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2005
                                        • 4686

                                        #20
                                        i will, just give me one sec...

                                        Originally posted by nosey
                                        now, i am
                                        I'm not back.

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                                        • munki
                                          Do Fun Shit.
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 13393

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                          I am so high that it took me about 5 minutes to make sense out of curricular. In fact, Diana had to spell it out for me...



                                          I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                          • munki
                                            Do Fun Shit.
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 13393

                                            #22
                                            http://youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8

                                            It's Like, I don't care about nothin man,
                                            roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),

                                            La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
                                            La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

                                            I was gonna clean my room until I got high
                                            I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
                                            my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
                                            - cause I got high

                                            (La da da da da da da da da)

                                            I was gonna go to class before I got high
                                            I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
                                            (La da da da da da da da da)
                                            I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
                                            - cause I got high

                                            (La da da da da da da da da)

                                            I was gonna go to work but then I got high
                                            I just got a new promotion but I got high
                                            now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
                                            - cause I got high

                                            (La da da da da da da da da)

                                            I was gonna go to court before I got high
                                            I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
                                            they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
                                            - cause I got high

                                            (La da da da da da da da da)

                                            I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
                                            I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
                                            (La da da da da da da da da)
                                            Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
                                            - because I got high

                                            (La da da da da da da da da)

                                            I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
                                            I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
                                            now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
                                            - because I got high

                                            (La da da da da da da da da)

                                            I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
                                            I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
                                            now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
                                            - cause I got high

                                            (La da da da da da da da da)

                                            I messed up my entire life because I got high
                                            I lost my kids and wife because I got high
                                            now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
                                            - cause I got high

                                            (La da da da da da da da da)

                                            I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
                                            I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
                                            and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
                                            - cause I'm high

                                            La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop.

                                            Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh

                                            - cause I'm high

                                            I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                            • ThePornPusher
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 1823

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by munki


                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAmIdZinNik
                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDz2UZOiRJU

                                              best smoking song = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly3VpDf1njo

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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #24
                                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0B7bzP-Gog

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                                                • ThePornPusher
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 1823

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by baddog

                                                  ah nice, how about this one... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_VixlWsASI

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                                                  • Bojangles
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                    • 5419

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by nosey

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                                                    • Miss Munki
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                      • 1355

                                                      #27

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                                                      • Farang
                                                        one sick puppy
                                                        • Oct 2004
                                                        • 11711

                                                        #28
                                                        http://www.hightillidie.com/
                                                        fbm

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                                                        • Farang
                                                          one sick puppy
                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 11711

                                                          #29
                                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBbzwNrbwAE
                                                          fbm

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                                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                            Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 38323

                                                            #30
                                                            Classic Cheech and Chong

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                                                            • morningstar
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                              • 443

                                                              #31
                                                              honestly, I haven't tried that...

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                                                              • baddog
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                • 107089

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                Just go "ooohhhhmmm."

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                                                                • nosey
                                                                  Talk Hard
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 14413

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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                                                                  • starpimps
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                                    • 6954

                                                                    #34
                                                                    420 is like every other day here in the city of green
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                                                                    • munki
                                                                      Do Fun Shit.
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 13393

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Oh yeah... that's what I did yesterday...

                                                                      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                      • Isradude
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Mar 2008
                                                                        • 1842

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SexualDragon
                                                                        I shall wait till the pm
                                                                        same here
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                                                                        • Jens Van Assterdam
                                                                          The Dupre Pimp
                                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                                          • 6677

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Smoking some green at the moment.. helps to fight my alergic coryza
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                                                                          • Jman
                                                                            Already an AI veteran
                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                            • 22831

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Smell it, it's like God's Vagina ;-)

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