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  • Jake the King
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2006
    • 207
    #1

    TO ALL THE LADIES - How can I get into your pants?

    I am just wondering what sort of things a guy can do to rapidly advance the "sexual" activity between a man (me) and a woman (you). I see the target, now I need to, "HIT IT!"

    REVEAL YOUR SECRETS HERE!


    I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!!


    Thank you lovely girl.
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    • st0ned
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      • Mar 2007
      • 8437
      #2
      Advance two spaces, if you pass go collect $200 and unzip pants. If not, roll the dice again.
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        • Jake the King
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          • Jul 2006
          • 207
          #3
          Originally posted by st0ned
          Advance two spaces, if you pass go collect $200 and unzip pants. If not, roll the dice again.

          Not to get "gross" or anything, but my pants are unzipped and I have already passed GO.

          Now I need the hot ladies to tell me their secrets!!!!


          Secret to success!

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            • st0ned
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              • Mar 2007
              • 8437
              #4
              Originally posted by Jake the King
              Not to get "gross" or anything, but my pants are unzipped and I have already passed GO.

              Now I need the hot ladies to tell me their secrets!!!!


              Secret to success!
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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38957
                  #5
                  the secret is in the poo


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                    • Paper_Amar
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                      • Jun 2007
                      • 2607
                      #6
                      Hang out with the wang out
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                        • Jake the King
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 207
                          #7
                          Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                          the secret is in the poo

                          I know you have a secret and it has to do with poo. My question for you is, do you eat it? Do you play with it? When you say, "I like poo." What exactly is it that you like about poo? The taste? The texture? The smell? You have never revealed your secret before. Please bless this thread and reveal your love of poo here. I want the peace and harmony of life that YOU have.



                          Thank you my friend!

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                            • Elli
                              Reach for those stars!
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 17991
                              #8
                              Interesting thread topic...
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                                • Jake the King
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                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 207
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Paper_Amar
                                  Hang out with the wang out

                                  I will try tonight!!!

                                  THANK YOU!

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                                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                      (felis madjewicus)
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 20368
                                      #10
                                      Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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                                        • mona
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                                          • Feb 2008
                                          • 1940
                                          #11
                                          Give her LOTS of Long Beach Ice Teas...A spin off of the Long Island, made with Cranberry Juice instead of Coca-Cola, can't even taste the liquor!!!

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                                            • Jake the King
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 207
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Elli
                                              Interesting thread topic...

                                              Now Elli,

                                              do you have any tips for me? What can a guy do to expedite the process?


                                              I mean . . . . . imagine you are with a guy you like, what "things" might he do to excite you faster than usual?




                                              By the way, I just got rock hard looking at your little pic in your sig. Sorry.

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                                                • Jake the King
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                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 207
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by mona_klixxx
                                                  Give her LOTS of Long Beach Ice Teas...A spin off of the Long Island, made with Cranberry Juice instead of Coca-Cola, can't even taste the liquor!!!

                                                  NOW THAT IS WHAT I'M TALK'N BOUT!


                                                  Thank you beautiful baby!!!

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                                                    • Jake the King
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 207
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                      Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


                                                      Very nice!


                                                      But you are treading onto some questionable LEGAL issues. Not that I'm against it. If it gets me to the target, I will try it! I just have some negative memories regarding chloroform and sex and Juicy D. Links.

                                                      He used that exact same "line" on me and I fell for it. I woke up in a lot of pain in all parts of my body.

                                                      Thank you though!

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                                                        • StaciEroticy508
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                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                          • 56
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Jake the King
                                                          NOW THAT IS WHAT I'M TALK'N BOUT!


                                                          Thank you beautiful baby!!!
                                                          Honest to god if you have to resort to getting a girl drunk to sleep with her thats just sad.....want some advice- STOP LOOKING FOR A QUICK BANG. There is no such thing. In EVERY sexual act there are feelings. EVEN in a one night stand, there has to be an attraction of some sort. Buy some "bitch come running" AKA Aqua De Gio by Giorgio Armani, dress to impress (but dont over do it), and talk to her, LISTEN to her, ask her questions, tell her about yourself and MAKE HER LAUGH. above all else, women want a man who can make her laugh. And the reason is, in this serious world of existance, with all the pressures of today, what do we all want? a good fucking laugh my ass off moment! That is the best advice i can give you to speed the process up. And a lil alcohol never hurt, just dont blantanly try to get her drunk.....WE DO notice that! lol


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                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 38957
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Jake the King
                                                              I know you have a secret and it has to do with poo. My question for you is, do you eat it? Do you play with it? When you say, "I like poo." What exactly is it that you like about poo? The taste? The texture? The smell? You have never revealed your secret before. Please bless this thread and reveal your love of poo here. I want the peace and harmony of life that YOU have.



                                                              Thank you my friend!
                                                              Certainly

                                                              Most people dislike poo... It scares them and they flush it away...
                                                              Other people LOVE poo, and indulge in all the fine actives you suggest... Tasting, sniffing, eating, playing with it... etc etc...

                                                              Well, I do neither. I dont dislike poo, nor do I love poo...
                                                              I do not 'rush to flush', nor do I hold on to my souvenirs for future activities...

                                                              It is like the ying and the yang... I am neither, so therefore I simply 'Like' poo...

                                                              Does that explain things?

                                                              i like poo...
                                                              Last edited by CurrentlySober; 04-19-2008, 02:31 PM. Reason: poo poo poo pah chu!


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                                                                • st0ned
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                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                  • 8437
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                                                                  Certainly

                                                                  Most people dislike poo... It scares them and they flush it away...
                                                                  Other people LOVE poo, and indulge in all the fine actives you suggest... Tasting, sniffing, eating, playing with it... etc etc...

                                                                  Well, I do neither. I dont dislike poo, nor do I love poo...
                                                                  I do not 'rush to flush', nor do I hold on to my souvenirs for future activities...

                                                                  It is like the ying and the yang... I am neither, so therefore I simply 'Like' poo...

                                                                  Does that explain things?

                                                                  i like poo...
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                                                                    • Jake the King
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                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                      • 207
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                                                                      I simply 'Like' poo...

                                                                      Does that explain things?

                                                                      i like poo...


                                                                      I thank you for that very nice post. I believe I understand now. I hope to one day achieve the happiness you have! I just hope that if you like "other people's" poo instead of your own poo, that I can follow in your foot steps. I can tell you that MY poo stinks real bad and I don't like it.

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                                                                        • Jake the King
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                          • 207
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by StaciEroticy508
                                                                          Honest to god if you have to resort to getting a girl drunk to sleep with her thats just sad.....want some advice- STOP LOOKING FOR A QUICK BANG. There is no such thing. In EVERY sexual act there are feelings. EVEN in a one night stand, there has to be an attraction of some sort. Buy some "bitch come running" AKA Aqua De Gio by Giorgio Armani, dress to impress (but dont over do it), and talk to her, LISTEN to her, ask her questions, tell her about yourself and MAKE HER LAUGH. above all else, women want a man who can make her laugh. And the reason is, in this serious world of existance, with all the pressures of today, what do we all want? a good fucking laugh my ass off moment! That is the best advice i can give you to speed the process up. And a lil alcohol never hurt, just dont blantanly try to get her drunk.....WE DO notice that! lol

                                                                          THANK YOU! I can tell you have dealt with the many morons that refer to me as "brother."


                                                                          I respect your advice and I will follow it.


                                                                          But, what happens when a girl gets herself DRUNK in order to get the courage to attack a man? I've had that happen and I figured that it was ok. I didn't "get her drunk" and I really did like her. She was extra wild. Like a cougar. I can't escape from a wild cougar.

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                                                                            • Jake the King
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                              • 207
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by StaciEroticy508
                                                                              Honest to god if you have to resort to getting a girl drunk to sleep with her thats just sad.....want some advice- STOP LOOKING FOR A QUICK BANG. There is no such thing. In EVERY sexual act there are feelings. EVEN in a one night stand, there has to be an attraction of some sort. Buy some "bitch come running" AKA Aqua De Gio by Giorgio Armani, dress to impress (but dont over do it), and talk to her, LISTEN to her, ask her questions, tell her about yourself and MAKE HER LAUGH. above all else, women want a man who can make her laugh. And the reason is, in this serious world of existance, with all the pressures of today, what do we all want? a good fucking laugh my ass off moment! That is the best advice i can give you to speed the process up. And a lil alcohol never hurt, just dont blantanly try to get her drunk.....WE DO notice that! lol


                                                                              I also forgot to say that I think I love you.



                                                                              XOXOXO!



                                                                              Do you think an "ascot" is too much? I love you!

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                                                                                • CurrentlySober
                                                                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 38957
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Jake the King
                                                                                  I thank you for that very nice post. I believe I understand now. I hope to one day achieve the happiness you have! I just hope that if you like "other people's" poo instead of your own poo, that I can follow in your foot steps. I can tell you that MY poo stinks real bad and I don't like it.

                                                                                  OK, let me answer in a different way, but a way I am sure YOU will understand...

                                                                                  I could type I am indifferent to poo, or I tolerate poo, or i consider poo to be neither good or bad...

                                                                                  However as that would be more than the required 8 characters, it would reduce my potential postcount considerably

                                                                                  i like poo
                                                                                  Last edited by CurrentlySober; 04-19-2008, 03:17 PM. Reason: i like poo


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                                                                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 30307
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Its a number game.

                                                                                      Basically hit on chicks often and ya get some bites.
                                                                                      Follow up on the bites. The more hit ups the more bites.

                                                                                      Pretty easy mano.
                                                                                      Ya may not fuck what ya really want but ya still get fucked]

                                                                                      I did this kind of thing in the nightclubs for years.
                                                                                      I would probably hit on about 20 different chicks in one night, ended up with alot of numbers, I was generally 1 in 4 numbers with a 1 in 15 fuck ratio.
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                                                                                        • Jake the King
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                          • 207
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                                                                                          OK, let me answer in a different way, but a way I am sure YOU will understand...

                                                                                          I could type I am indifferent to poo, or I tolerate poo, or i consider poo to be neither good or bad...

                                                                                          However as that would be more than the required 8 characters, it would reduce my potential postcount considerably

                                                                                          i like poo

                                                                                          Oh, I see now. Not only would those other statements increase the character count, they seem to also not describe your actual feelings regarding poo.


                                                                                          "I like poo," is all you need my friend!

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                                                                                            • Peace
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                                                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                                                              • 5712
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              man need to try and try and try...You need to be sexy and easy. Remember girls like via ears. and via feelings....I have more then 100 girls via first day it is easy. but logical secrets will not work..Secret is inside of you...Relax and just meet them and do them right away. Actually 1 thing i will add. when you see a girl try to touch her right away or kiss her like the do in france. That works so they sex chakra turnes towards you. I hope it will help you.
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                                                                                                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 30307
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Oh and once chicks seeing ya get game, for some reason they become interested

                                                                                                  So it never hurts to shoot twice.
                                                                                                  Ya get shot down twice thats fine no big deal just move on to the next.
                                                                                                  It becomes a fun game actually and yeah my friends called me a male slut but I had alot of things goin on in the weekends and during the week with hook ups while they sat around doing nothing most the time and definatly not getting laid.

                                                                                                  SO fuck what all these other idiots are saying its a pure numbers game entirelly.

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                                                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                      • 94744
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                                                                      Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
                                                                                                      ...

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                                                                                                        • Jake the King
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                                          • 207
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I REALLY WANT Punker Barbie to spill some of her secret desires. How can a guy unlock your passion punker barbie? I want to see the wild cougar in you, you sexy thing.


                                                                                                          How can a guy get you EXTRA excited? Or, how can a guy at least have a shot at YOU?


                                                                                                          I think I need to lick your thighs and your rib cage (and a lot of other places).


                                                                                                          Would it be way off if I licked the back of your knees? What about your neck? Can I lick that?


                                                                                                          I also want to tickle the bottom of your feet with my tongue.


                                                                                                          You sexy thing - sexy thing.

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                                                                                                            • Vick!
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                                                                                                              • Nov 2005
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              No real tips from women so far..
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                                                                                                                • Jake the King
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                  • 207
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Peace
                                                                                                                  man need to try and try and try...You need to be sexy and easy. Remember girls like via ears. and via feelings....I have more then 100 girls via first day it is easy. but logical secrets will not work..Secret is inside of you...Relax and just meet them and do them right away. Actually 1 thing i will add. when you see a girl try to touch her right away or kiss her like the do in france. That works so they sex chakra turnes towards you. I hope it will help you.

                                                                                                                  Great ideas!!! Thank you my friend!!!!! I will definitely try!

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                                                                                                                    • Holly
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                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Truckloads of money and a huge, huge cock.

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                                                                                                                        • Fap
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                          • 12094
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          not posting anymore is a good start

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                                                                                                                            • Jake the King
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                                                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                              • 207
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by banthis
                                                                                                                              not posting anymore is a good start

                                                                                                                              Cool! Let me know if it helps you! Thanks bud!!!

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                                                                                                                                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 30307
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Vick!
                                                                                                                                  No real tips from women so far..
                                                                                                                                  Of course not.
                                                                                                                                  Besides, like the tips do not even matter when it is a numbers game anyways.

                                                                                                                                  It is beyond Individual female control
                                                                                                                                  So what ever answer they give is Moot.

                                                                                                                                  oh and besides that Women never answer anything the same way any how I think it is some sort of game they play. There is no singular tip all would agree on.
                                                                                                                                  Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 04-19-2008, 05:23 PM.

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                                                                                                                                    • Jake the King
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                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 207
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                                                                                      oh and besides that Women never answer anything the same way any how I think it is some sort of game they play. There is no singular tip all would agree on.

                                                                                                                                      Are you trying to tell me that if I am told by a HOT girl on GFY to wear a top hat out to the clubs, that it might not be an "attraction" to all women at the club? The top hat that is. The one thing going through my mind is that I would do anything to try to be attractive to Punker Barbie. I would make it a full time job if it would get me in her pants.

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                                                                                                                                        • MichelleB
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                                                                                                          Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
                                                                                                                                          LOL That's your answer to every kind of thread like this.

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                                                                                                                                            • Spunky
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Throw money at them

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                                                                                                                                                • fris
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                                                                                                                                                    • SuzzyQ
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jake the King
                                                                                                                                                      I am just wondering what sort of things a guy can do to rapidly advance the "sexual" activity between a man (me) and a woman (you). I see the target, now I need to, "HIT IT!"

                                                                                                                                                      REVEAL YOUR SECRETS HERE!


                                                                                                                                                      I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!!


                                                                                                                                                      Thank you lovely girl.

                                                                                                                                                      For starters, stop being a total dick head. And Punker Barbie has higher standards than you.

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                                                                                                                                                        • pornmasta
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          a hooker ?

                                                                                                                                                          also i can learn you how to make your own chloroform :D

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                                                                                                                                                            • Madame0120
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                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                                                                                                                                                              the secret is in the poo
                                                                                                                                                              You are what you eat.
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                                                                                                                                                                • Jake the King
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SuzzyQ
                                                                                                                                                                  For starters, stop being a total dick head. And Punker Barbie has higher standards than you.

                                                                                                                                                                  I see I have caught your eye. Pretend to hate my little friend . . . it makes me want you all the more!


                                                                                                                                                                  Oh shit, you are a Red Sox fan? Fuuuuuuhhhhgggg. I like the Cleveland Indians so that means we can never be together. Unless of course you like real "angry" sex. It could be fun?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Jake the King
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by pornmasta
                                                                                                                                                                      a hooker ?

                                                                                                                                                                      also i can learn you how to make your own chloroform :D


                                                                                                                                                                      Excellent! Thank you my friend!


                                                                                                                                                                      I might also consider any tips on how to get a "hooker" to drop her pants for me. They always seem to be quite attracted to me, but there is this odd barrier.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Walrus
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by mona_klixxx
                                                                                                                                                                          Give her LOTS of Long Beach Ice Teas...A spin off of the Long Island, made with Cranberry Juice instead of Coca-Cola, can't even taste the liquor!!!
                                                                                                                                                                          The Tao of Steve.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Jake the King
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by SuzzyQ
                                                                                                                                                                              For starters, stop being a total dick head. And Punker Barbie has higher standards than you.

                                                                                                                                                                              'You Boston bastard! Cleveland Compels you!

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                                                                                                                                                                                • digifan
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jake the King
                                                                                                                                                                                  Cool! Let me know if it helps you! Thanks bud!!!


                                                                                                                                                                                  PS
                                                                                                                                                                                  I don't wear pants...
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Azoy?
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jake the King
                                                                                                                                                                                      I am just wondering what sort of things a guy can do to rapidly advance the "sexual" activity between a man (me) and a woman (you). I see the target, now I need to, "HIT IT!"

                                                                                                                                                                                      REVEAL YOUR SECRETS HERE!


                                                                                                                                                                                      I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!!


                                                                                                                                                                                      Thank you lovely girl.
                                                                                                                                                                                      grow up for one thing and do not show you are so much in need

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • vidvicious
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          try dangling 200$ on a hook .. that usually works in most hotel bars :P
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Jake the King
                                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Azoy?
                                                                                                                                                                                              grow up for one thing and do not show you are so much in need

                                                                                                                                                                                              I am not so sure I can "grow up" but I'll give it a try!



                                                                                                                                                                                              Also, should I stop wearing my t-shirt that reads, "I WANT YOU," on the front and, "I STILL WANT YOU!" on the back, to the clubs and bars?



                                                                                                                                                                                              This could be perpetuating that, "so much in need" thing you think I should avoid.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's just wrong! But pretty funny.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Jake the King
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      The chicks dig me!

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