New site launching, need models!

Starting a new adult web site that's definitely positively going to make a BILLION dollars a year. No doubt about it, it's in my business plan. I hear the internet is really taking off, and porn sites are in high demand, because there aren't many of them yet. No competition! Of course it's just me right now, but in no time at all we'll have lush offices and a staff of thousands and trade on NASDAQ. I'm holding interviews for models at my house - it's the one with vinyl siding next to the railroad tracks, not far from the sewage plant, you can't miss it; we'll do a photo shoot with the cam I just got at Wal-Mart, then we'll have a tryout where I "try you out," and if I think you have potential, or at least mostly female hormones, you're hired! Uh well it's not like a job really, there's no cash up front, but every girl gets 25% of the profits! And if I could borrow your library card that'd be great, because I don't have a computer at home - never used one really - so I figure I can work on my site over there, where the librarian can show me how to get on the internet and put my porn site together. What a great country we live in, land of opportunity. USA! USA!