Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Most people on GFY just try their best to copy it.

Try this:

CALIFORNIA (US) (INTERNET) Returers reports today that MYFATFUCKCO has announced a NEW WEBSITE titled NOBODYGIVESASHIT.COM, which, although not even having a functional member's area is sure to be THE NEXT BIG THING. It's destiend to taek over THE FUCKING WORLD...

Rambling gets worse as more coke/alcohol is utilized.

(I know you said mainstream, but I couldn't resist. Try a blog.)