SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 8 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 18 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 30 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.