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Britney Stubs Her Toe!
(AP) Early this morning, witnesses reported, former pop superstar Britney Spears appeared to have stubbed her toe while walking outside her Los Angeles home. Neighbors and onlookers were alerted when Spears apparently yelled out in pain, followed by a few curse words. There was no immediate known cause for the stubbing, nor was her condition confirmed by her press agent or publicist.
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