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  • Niklas
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 352

    #1

    Im meeting my gf's parents for the first time today..

    and her dad is a very large cop

    any advice?
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  • the source
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 1255

    #2
    dont be nervous, just remember to breathe in between sentences so you dont sound like

    omgImsogladtomeetyourmistercopmanyourdaughteriscoo landpleasedontkilme.

    ;)
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    • ssp
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 7990

      #3
      Don't mention the fact that you've taken her up the ass.

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      • Manowar
        jellyfish  
        • Dec 2003
        • 71528

        #4
        Originally posted by ssp
        Don't mention the fact that you've taken her up the ass.
        lmao

        he will love you for that

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        • MrKinkade
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2005
          • 619

          #5
          ask him why he hasn't been shot by a suspect yet

          he will thank you for that
          Last edited by MrKinkade; 04-16-2006, 05:38 AM.


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          • djroof
            JuicyDevils.gr Owner
            • Jan 2004
            • 25511

            #6
            one advice man...

            GOOD LUCK!!!

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            • Hooligan
              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2001
              • 1472

              #7
              before you even enter their house, tell em that you work in porn

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              • gangbangjoe
                Ronin
                • May 2004
                • 17693

                #8
                don't do it

                your relationship will get so tight you can't breathe anymore after it

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                • Shocking
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                  • Feb 2006
                  • 523

                  #9
                  bring him some weed. he will child out with that
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                  • Vitasoy
                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 58202

                    #10
                    Be prepared to answer what you do..


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                    • Trax
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                      • Aug 2001
                      • 14486

                      #11
                      make sure to mention what a great fuck his daughter is

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                      • detoxed
                        vip member
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 17798

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Trax
                        make sure to mention what a great fuck his daughter is
                        AND that you'd like to know whether or not she got it from her mom

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                        • marketsmart
                          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 20419

                          #13
                          tell him you sale pussy...

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                          • XX_RydeR
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                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2151

                            #14
                            Originally posted by detoxed
                            AND that you'd like to know whether or not she got it from her mom
                            You Dun Goofed!

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                            • gecko
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                              • Jun 2002
                              • 21846

                              #15
                              Stay calm, but good luck man.
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                              • Niklas
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 352

                                #16
                                Thanks, for work Im going to give em the good ol internet marketing/consultant/designer deal. They know nothing about computers so thats good.

                                Im bringing wine and wearing a nice new shirt so hopefully that will improve my chances. Im a little anxious about meeting a dude who probably wont like me and with a gun in his house.
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                                • Ivana Fukalot
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 2482

                                  #17
                                  If he knows about your job, you should describe this work like a very paying proposition.

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                                  • TOURKNOOK
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2005
                                    • 173

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                    don't do it

                                    your relationship will get so tight you can't breathe anymore after it
                                    i dont think that there are something wrong in porn
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                                    • Jade^
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                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 522

                                      #19
                                      Good Luck
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                                      • MetaMan
                                        I AM WEB 2.0
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 28682

                                        #20
                                        give his asshole a little tingle with your forefinger, he will definatley thank you for that.

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                                        • pxxx
                                          First African GFY Member
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 12114

                                          #21
                                          Huge step, makes things a lot more personal if you two ever part.

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                                          • Warden
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 2906

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Niklas
                                            and her dad is a very large cop

                                            any advice?
                                            Yeah do EVERYTHING he tells you to do!
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                                            • Warden
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 2906

                                              #23
                                              Also dont' wear that shirt that reads:


                                              Daddy's Little Angel

                                              is

                                              My Little Whore!
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                                              • Joey B. Lo
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2006
                                                • 330

                                                #24
                                                You should bring your laptop along and to break the ice show them the thread you started here about meeting them and brag about your post count. That is sure to impress them, especially her mom

                                                I almost forgot, cops love porn, so no worries!
                                                Last edited by Joey B. Lo; 04-16-2006, 11:09 AM.
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                                                • BigBen
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                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 2299

                                                  #25
                                                  Heh, I thought you were my girlfriend's sisters new boyfriend. She's bringing him over for the first time to meet her parents and dads a cop too. I was about to call bullshit on his "engineer" job. According to whois, you aren't anywhere near the states though.

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                                                  • elitetec
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 4944

                                                    #26
                                                    Just don`t mention u work with porn. Just think of some nice job. design, article writer or something like that



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                                                    • tyler.
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 1653

                                                      #27
                                                      just dont be nervous , dont lie

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                                                      • NoWhErE
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                        • 10585

                                                        #28
                                                        Best thing you could do is where your GFY t-shirt and make them fully aware that you encourage the propagation of CP.

                                                        That, combined with your charm, will definately make you a shoe in.
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                                                        • NoWhErE
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                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                          • 10585

                                                          #29
                                                          ***sorry, double post****
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                                                          • Nicky
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                            • 30071

                                                            #30
                                                            Did you even think you would get some serious advice on GFY?

                                                            gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                            • i-Affiliate_com
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                              • 181

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Niklas
                                                              and her dad is a very large cop

                                                              any advice?
                                                              What happened to the good old days when you could simply knock her out with a club and drag here into your cave ?

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