Bill gates is having the president of china over for dinner

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  • SmokeyTheBear
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    • Jun 2004
    • 28609

    #1

    Bill gates is having the president of china over for dinner

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060415/...e_hu_dinner_dc

    I wonder what they will talk about ?

    I wonder what they will eat ? you cant really invite people over for "american" food.. well you can but i'm not sure if they would be very impressed.
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  • irbobo
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2005
    • 410

    #2
    Probably not much. 2 Different languages. Bill speaks alien and the chinese president speaks chinese.

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    • CheneyRumsfeld
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2004
      • 1341

      #3
      always wanted software written by a chink

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      • RayBonga
        too cool for highschool
        • Nov 2005
        • 12164

        #4


        He will feel right at home.

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        • Tapaz
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2005
          • 1745

          #5
          LOL .... I feel this stuff is weird... chinese...windows...food...

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          • tyler.
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2006
            • 1653

            #6
            it's a conspiracy i tell ya !

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            • Webby
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 14956

              #7
              Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
              http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060415/...e_hu_dinner_dc

              I wonder what they will talk about ?

              I wonder what they will eat ? you cant really invite people over for "american" food.. well you can but i'm not sure if they would be very impressed.
              Mmmm... These leaders are not too subtle when it comes to getting payoff's.

              Bill is going to slip Hu $50mill under the table for his role in having $400mill of Microsoft systems pre-installed in the factories.

              Seems they are gonna eat smoked guinea fowl salad, a choice of either beef filet with Walla Walla onions or Alaskan halibut and spot prawns before a dessert of rhubarb brown butter almond cake.

              Never tasted Alaskan halibut - prob comes from Seatle. The beef is prob safer.
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              • headless ghost
                Confirmed User
                • May 2005
                • 893

                #8
                Originally posted by Webby
                ....Never tasted Alaskan halibut - prob comes from Seatle. .....


                only on gfy.

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                • i-Affiliate_com
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 181

                  #9
                  Let's hope Bill will be showcasing his Porn collection

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                  • D&CMedia
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 24

                    #10
                    Bill gates is worth 500 billion and is only leaving his kids 10 million hah

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                    • Webby
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 14956

                      #11
                      Originally posted by D&CMedia
                      Bill gates is worth 500 billion and is only leaving his kids 10 million hah
                      Seriously... Bill and his wife are actually doing some good stuff with their money.

                      I know that does not include improvements to the Windows operating system - but ya can't do everything.

                      If his kids can't manage on $10mill - they sure need Lifestyle 101 from that great learning center on Skid Row.
                      XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                      • SirMoby
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                        • Jan 2003
                        • 583

                        #12
                        Hu and Dubya won't end up agreeing on anything so Hu might as well hang out with Gates. Not only is Gates is a great businessman but he donates $$$ billions every year to charity.

                        I'd rather meet Gates the Dubya.

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                        • Lee
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 2977

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Webby
                          Seriously... Bill and his wife are actually doing some good stuff with their money.

                          I know that does not include improvements to the Windows operating system - but ya can't do everything.

                          If his kids can't manage on $10mill - they sure need Lifestyle 101 from that great learning center on Skid Row.
                          Totally agree with ya.

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                          • Webby
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 14956

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SirMoby
                            Hu and Dubya won't end up agreeing on anything so Hu might as well hang out with Gates. Not only is Gates is a great businessman but he donates $$$ billions every year to charity.

                            I'd rather meet Gates the Dubya.
                            Dubya was told Hu was coming to dinner and asked, "Who is coming to dinner?"

                            "President Hu, Mr President".

                            "That's what I'm asking - who is coming to dinner?"

                            There is good reason Hu better stick with Gates and avoid that great experience called "US international diplomacy" - nobody would have a clue what the fuck was being said.
                            XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                            • Grapesoda
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 46234

                              #15
                              Originally posted by irbobo
                              Probably not much. 2 Different languages. Bill speaks alien and the chinese president speaks chinese.

                              gonna be speaking $$$$$$$$ really loudly too

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                              • cranki
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 5162

                                #16
                                I had him over for dinner last weekend... he isn't that popular anymore...

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                                • Webby
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 14956

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by cranki
                                  I had him over for dinner last weekend... he isn't that popular anymore...
                                  Don't knock him cranki - he's still OK for a night out, a few beers and a very long line of Charlie.

                                  Ya just have to keep him away from the cocktail parties - he falls asleep at 7.30 and starts sleep-walking, struts up and down Third Reich style and screaming orders to God to bless him and ends up in the fish tank.

                                  BTW.. Laura don't have fish tanks at Crawford - it's safer and a sensible precaution.
                                  Last edited by Webby; 04-15-2006, 05:33 AM.
                                  XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                                  • cranki
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                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 5162

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Webby
                                    Don't knock him cranki - he's still OK for a night out, a few beers and a very long line of Charlie.

                                    Ya just have to keep him away from the cocktail parties - he falls asleep at 7.30 and starts sleep-walking, struts up and down Third Reich style and screaming orders to God to bless him and ends up in the fish tank.

                                    BTW.. Laura don't have fish tanks at Crawford - it's safer and a sensible precaution.

                                    you're right, he's good company when you take him to the right places...

                                    here's a pic of him laughing his ass off as I told him some human rights jokes

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                                    • LBBV
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                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 936

                                      #19
                                      Note in Bill Gates diary:


                                      "note to self...when wife says "buy China", she means dishes...dammit"...
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                                      • elitetec
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                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 4944

                                        #20
                                        they will talk about business for sure



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                                        • madawgz
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                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 30509

                                          #21
                                          ahahahaha, conspiracy... :\
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                                          • digifan
                                            The Profiler
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 14618

                                            #22
                                            And where's Apple?
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                                            • WiredGuy
                                              Pounding Googlebot
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 34516

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by LBBV
                                              Note in Bill Gates diary:


                                              "note to self...when wife says "buy China", she means dishes...dammit"...

                                              hahahaha, that's a good one Bill
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                                              • King Adam
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                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 5408

                                                #24
                                                Microsoft will rule the world ... ooopps, they already do.

                                                Wonder how hard it would be to get in on this dinner party.

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