2006 ANAL HOBBIT TIP: How to get expensive Camera equipment for a shoot for FREE!!!

Now it is Peanut-Butter-Woj-Time!

I call is "surfer style". Paysite owners know what I speak off....

This strategy is for suckers, too much work, buying returning, etc, who wants to deal with bullshit like that?... I usually just dress professionally, go to a camera store, ask them to let me see some nice expensive camera...

Then you ask them if they have "xyz lens", doesn't matter what it is, just make up a name... They will say, "I'm not sure, let me check..."... this is when they go back get a catalog, go back to the storage area to see if they have it, or perhaps they go away to ask the manager...

By the time they return, you walk out the store, and are 2 blocks away with $2-$3k camera... If all fails, be prepared to run, the salesperson will probably not run after you, and by the time cops show up, you are nowhere to be found... just don't do it in the same store twice, or at least try not to run into same salesperson twice...

Bow to the power

LOL @ this tip

Holy Shit Woj?!?!? You Cock Sucker

Stay tuned for more tips, like: "how to impress your friends by borrowing a ferrrari from a car dealership for a whole weekend for FREE"...


Disclaimer: This is all fun and games, I do not intend to promote illegal activities. So kids, don't try this at home....

Anal Hobbit got owned by Woj BIG TIME

Fuck off queer munch.

Has anyone tried this yet?

Bestbuy charges restocking . I'm guessing the others will start doing it as well. We used to have the best stero equipment at our college parties every weekend done this . gotta be careful though. . . DONT FORGET TO EJECT THE TAPE or CF CARD. . . .the next guy might have a pleasant surprise in his new camera.

THis tip is just wrong.......

Well Im sure the Anal Hobbit considers this "stealing", whereas his idea is more of a borrowing.. Even the hobbit has standards.

Another Fine Tip from the Anal Hobbit. Someone should unlock that classic escort thread of his.

nice idea

Check it, bleed. Bro... was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', Man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes. So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit.

What are you white wiggers talking about?

I love the Anal Hobbit.

all hail the anal hobbit

This is an old trick with a new product.
Bestbuy etc is already aware of the Superbowl etc rental.
People go out get the biggest Tv they can and then return it after the game.
The store just figures it is the cost of doing biz.
People have been getting tv's for the big game, suites for a night out etc for years.

Thanks for the tip. Not everyone has money as the big players here have.

This is a great tip to help us little guys get started in the biz.

See Mark Dibello aka anal hobbit's anus searching ad here:
losangeles.craigslist.org/m4m/165863755.html

There is no way I will be able to use this tip as my company has completely shut down due to all of my staff and myself using your free whores tip and we havent stop banging since we read it.

Thanks Anal Hobbit your the best!

Get out of the closet, Mark. This is what it said before it expires:

Hi, my name is Mark, I am 45 and a flip-flopper (mostly a top). I'm just out of a long term relationship that left me scarred and ISO casual relationship. You must be drama free, love sex, fond of giving and receiving oral. I have been alone enough (4 months) and now I decided I wanted to move on. People describe me as charming, very handsome, caring, generous and multi-talented (I am producer, writer, actor and a bunch of other professions). This is not gonna be anything serious but one thing i can promise you: FUN...FUN...FUN. Please call me at 310-seven17-2440, I need a date tonite for a friend's party (he's an A-list celebrity). If my voicemail is full please write me to my personal email: markanthonydibello at yahoo.com with pics (and nude pics showing your size (close-up looks of your package) are always appreciated as I love reasonably endowed guys (no need to be extra large but at least decently sizable). Thanks...I'm looking forward to your calls/emails.

Mark Dibello

This trick is known... a lot of people do it with notebooks or digicams before going on a trip...

Now the thing I see is that the more people will do it the less they will allow it to happen. It will hurt their business too much........... sometimes you gotta keep secrets to yourself ;o)

Anal Hobbit, you speak to my inner jew and make me proud to be the jew that i am!

I think it's about time for a new tip from the Anal Hobbit

Apparently Mark is (in)famous for being a con-artist/thief/loser that people all around have to remind everyone else about him:

//losangeles.craigslist.org/dmg/165891315.html

//markanthonydibello.onesite.com/

//kansascity.craigslist.org/tlg/164281958.html

And what the fuck is this? How sick can a person be? READ THIS, it is a fucking gem!!!

//www dot battyauctions.com/ebay_arch//cgi.ebay.com/GET-25-MILLION-FROM-OSAMA-BIN-LADEN-INVEST-IN-HISTORY_W0QQitemZ5658376037QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem.html

Oh my fuckin God!! This man is so desperate to make a living he would hit a new record over and over again on how deranged a human being can be!!!

Actually they will flag your card and your name after a few returns. I was a shift manager at Circuit City and we did it there as well.

So this is what this fucking deranged annal hobbit aka Mark Anthony Dibello is selling on ebay: Believe it or NOT!!



Make $25 Million from Osama bin Laden?

invest in my relationship with him!





My name is Mark Anthony DiBello. I have a divine gift and the ability to communicate with spiritual beings; much of this done through spiritual discernment, dreams, visions and most importantly the communication and messages of angels. In fact, I have appeared multiple times on US television actually and successfully showing this ability.



As has happened in the past, for instance, when I received a "warning" message (in a vision) about the New York City attack on 9-11, this time, rather than attempting to tell a single world famous minister about my vision and message, I am sharing it with as many who will read and listen.



At present, I am starting to again focus on the angelic messages I am getting about Ushahaha257;mah bin Muhammad bin `Awad bin Lhahaha257;din (Osama bin Laden). These messages not only include those about him remaining alive and even the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden, but also about US President Bush, the United States of America, and the Muslim people.. To that end, and since this is an auction website, here is my proposal?



There is presently a US government $25 million dollar reward for the killing, capture, or information leading to such, of Osama bin Laden. And by the time this one-of-kind auction offer is complete (the auction ends on January 30, 2006), that reward may rise to $50 million. Therefore, here is my offer?



In an attempt to raise funding and for the resources needed (keep in mind, I will not need nor desire to purchase any weapons for this endeavor) to travel and follow through on the spirited and angelic messages I am receiving, in my newfound pursuit of Osama bin Laden; I am offering 100 "shares" at $100 each for the resource funding I will need. This will be done in conjunction, and in addition to, the top bidder auction?and will be "rewarded" to a total of 50% of the total reward money, which again, at present, is $25 million dollars) at the time I meet with Osama. Truthfully, I, myself, having befriended Mr. bin Laden; intend to have him captured or meet with him when alive?As for the top bidder; he, she, or they will receive the remaining 50% of the reward....As for my share, I will retain 0%. That is correct, I will invest all the funding raised to my meeting with Osama with 0 financial gains from the US government. Truthfully, I am not doing this to profit financially. I am doing it because I have the God-ordained information, knowledge and gifts to do so and I am equally willing to risk my life to capture Mr. bin Laden. And I freely do so with no regard for the ramifications or loss of my own life.



In fact, because of a deteriorating heart condition, I have 1 year or less to live and I honestly believe "I have nothing left to lose." I am very passionate in my support of the capturing of Osama bin Laden (just as I am in support of Mr. George Bush and many, many Americans not losing their lives).



As for the final financial details; as it stands, I am offering "shares" (a total of only 100 shares) for only $100 per share. As well, there will only be a single top bidder by the time of the auction close. Furthermore, I will send every ?share? purchaser(s) investing in a "share(s)" of the funding, a signed agreement (in advance of any payments) documenting our transaction. In addition, I will send the highest bidder a similar agreement (in advance of payment). As well, since I run a 501 (c) (3) non-for-profit organization called TVtrips.com ? the funding for this ?trip? to meet with bin Laden can be considered a tax-deductible donation.



I am certain, since "life itself is a gamble," you will find this unprecedented offer very financially beneficial. Basically, a $100 investment or donation will net you $1,249,900.00 dollars and the top bid will gain you $12.5 million (minus your bid)!



$100=$1,249,900.00

TOP BID=$12,500,000.00 ? Bid








WANTED



NOTE: Any increase in the reward offered by the US government, will be distributed proportionately to all investors/donators.



As a guarantee, if I do not meet, capture or communicate with Mr. bin Laden by December 18th 2006 all shares and bids will be returned. In addition, should I die on or before 12-18-06, I will clearly note in my last will and testament that all funds raised shall be reimbursed (and you shall receive a copy of my last will and testament by January 30, 2006).



In closing, this offer is very, very real and I wholeheartedly believe it will lead to saving lives further lost in war and terrorism. If you have any questions or choose to receive any literature pertaining to my knowledge and friendship with Osama bin Laden, and other terrorists, please feel free to write me: [email protected]



PS: Last year he asked for a donation from his college mates cause he was homeless in a wood in Tampa, now he's dying of heart condition!! Mark, the species like you should be preserved and flaunted in a museum so people can spit at you ape face and fart in your direction.

So this is what this fucking deranged annal hobbit aka Mark Anthony Dibello is selling on ebay: Believe it or NOT!!



Make $25 Million from Osama bin Laden?

invest in my relationship with him!





My name is Mark Anthony DiBello. I have a divine gift and the ability to communicate with spiritual beings; much of this done through spiritual discernment, dreams, visions and most importantly the communication and messages of angels. In fact, I have appeared multiple times on US television actually and successfully showing this ability.



As has happened in the past, for instance, when I received a "warning" message (in a vision) about the New York City attack on 9-11, this time, rather than attempting to tell a single world famous minister about my vision and message, I am sharing it with as many who will read and listen.



At present, I am starting to again focus on the angelic messages I am getting about Ushahaha257;mah bin Muhammad bin `Awad bin Lhahaha257;din (Osama bin Laden). These messages not only include those about him remaining alive and even the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden, but also about US President Bush, the United States of America, and the Muslim people.. To that end, and since this is an auction website, here is my proposal?



There is presently a US government $25 million dollar reward for the killing, capture, or information leading to such, of Osama bin Laden. And by the time this one-of-kind auction offer is complete (the auction ends on January 30, 2006), that reward may rise to $50 million. Therefore, here is my offer?



In an attempt to raise funding and for the resources needed (keep in mind, I will not need nor desire to purchase any weapons for this endeavor) to travel and follow through on the spirited and angelic messages I am receiving, in my newfound pursuit of Osama bin Laden; I am offering 100 "shares" at $100 each for the resource funding I will need. This will be done in conjunction, and in addition to, the top bidder auction?and will be "rewarded" to a total of 50% of the total reward money, which again, at present, is $25 million dollars) at the time I meet with Osama. Truthfully, I, myself, having befriended Mr. bin Laden; intend to have him captured or meet with him when alive?As for the top bidder; he, she, or they will receive the remaining 50% of the reward....As for my share, I will retain 0%. That is correct, I will invest all the funding raised to my meeting with Osama with 0 financial gains from the US government. Truthfully, I am not doing this to profit financially. I am doing it because I have the God-ordained information, knowledge and gifts to do so and I am equally willing to risk my life to capture Mr. bin Laden. And I freely do so with no regard for the ramifications or loss of my own life.



In fact, because of a deteriorating heart condition, I have 1 year or less to live and I honestly believe "I have nothing left to lose." I am very passionate in my support of the capturing of Osama bin Laden (just as I am in support of Mr. George Bush and many, many Americans not losing their lives).



As for the final financial details; as it stands, I am offering "shares" (a total of only 100 shares) for only $100 per share. As well, there will only be a single top bidder by the time of the auction close. Furthermore, I will send every ?share? purchaser(s) investing in a "share(s)" of the funding, a signed agreement (in advance of any payments) documenting our transaction. In addition, I will send the highest bidder a similar agreement (in advance of payment). As well, since I run a 501 (c) (3) non-for-profit organization called TVtrips.com ? the funding for this ?trip? to meet with bin Laden can be considered a tax-deductible donation.



I am certain, since "life itself is a gamble," you will find this unprecedented offer very financially beneficial. Basically, a $100 investment or donation will net you $1,249,900.00 dollars and the top bid will gain you $12.5 million (minus your bid)!



$100=$1,249,900.00

TOP BID=$12,500,000.00 ? Bid








WANTED



NOTE: Any increase in the reward offered by the US government, will be distributed proportionately to all investors/donators.



As a guarantee, if I do not meet, capture or communicate with Mr. bin Laden by December 18th 2006 all shares and bids will be returned. In addition, should I die on or before 12-18-06, I will clearly note in my last will and testament that all funds raised shall be reimbursed (and you shall receive a copy of my last will and testament by January 30, 2006).



In closing, this offer is very, very real and I wholeheartedly believe it will lead to saving lives further lost in war and terrorism. If you have any questions or choose to receive any literature pertaining to my knowledge and friendship with Osama bin Laden, and other terrorists, please feel free to write me: [email protected]



PS: Last year he asked for a donation from his college mates cause he was homeless in a wood in Tampa, now he's dying of heart condition!! Mark, the species like you should be preserved and flaunted in a museum so people can spit at you ape face and fart in your direction.

nice.. but only in america ;)

it works ... i used that technique couple times back in high school when we did video work. Futureshop offers a 30 days no question asked warrenty on all their products btw... a full month

Ok.. Anyone have any thank you's or appreciation for my tip??

Did it work?

he's right.

classic bump

15% restocking fee here.

nice one,lol

give me another tip hobbit you thieving bitch

why not just rent a fucking camera?

I can ask my neighbor yo i need your camera to take some naked pics of some girls here's $50 for a week.

Your days are numbered

Mark,

Your days of conning both industries and human beings are over. Not only are your "tricks" absurdly childish but illegal as well. The whistle has been blown and the only trick you will be playing is how to get out of kitchen duty in prison. Best save those hard earned pennies you have collected from all of that stolen video equipment to afford a good lawyer.

get your equipment before internext!

I dont want to hear any excuses for why you dont have or couldnt afford equipment for internext!

ANAL HOBBIT continues to be my hero