Attention: My lover and I are parting ways. Official thread here.

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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #1

    Attention: My lover and I are parting ways. Official thread here.

    After 3 years of a happy and mutally fulfilling relationship, my life-partner and I have decided to part ways. There are many reasons for this, but I won't go into them here.

    Many nights we lay on the couch together while I gently caressed your perfect lines and curves. You brought so much joy into my life that words can't even express how you will be missed.

    I will move on though, and already have my eyes on another.
  • dissipate
    The Dirty Frenchman
    • Nov 2005
    • 8904

    #2
    Jim, you have my deepest condolences.

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    • DaddyHalbucks
      A freakin' legend!
      • Feb 2004
      • 18975

      #3
      LOL, Jim you are a riot!

      Boner Money

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      • jimthefiend
        So Fucking Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 18889

        #4
        Thanks Dis, it was a tough decision but best for both of us I think. Especially after the dog ripped her to pieces.
        Last edited by jimthefiend; 04-13-2006, 02:01 PM.

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        • Rebecca Love
          Skinemax BQueen
          • Jul 2004
          • 2145

          #5
          nice upgrade


          Kisses,
          Rebecca Love
          "Skinemax BQueen of Late-Nite"
          www.RebeccaLove.com

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          • dissipate
            The Dirty Frenchman
            • Nov 2005
            • 8904

            #6
            Originally posted by jimthefiend
            Thanks Dis, it was a tough decision but best for both of us I think. Especially after the dog ripped her to pieces.
            It's ok Jim, I recently had to give my Ho' the boot, but I quickly replaced her with somthing far sexier.

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            • jimthefiend
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 18889

              #7
              It's really hard to find a decent fucking universal remote.

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              • Manowar
                jellyfish  
                • Dec 2003
                • 71528

                #8
                muahahaha

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                • jimthefiend
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 18889

                  #9
                  bump for the pain of loss

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                  • iwantchixx
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 12860

                    #10
                    man you are such a loser.

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                    • Bama
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 2727

                      #11
                      Thank god it was only your remote - for a second when you said you and your lover were parting ways....

                      I thought you were cutting your hand off!

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