Suck a Dick... Save a Smile ;-)))

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  • Jman
    Already an AI veteran
    • Sep 2003
    • 22833

    #1

    Suck a Dick... Save a Smile ;-)))

    The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

    If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
    a fuckin goodyear!

    Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u
    better have a good hand.

    Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!
    hahaha.

    A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy

    Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
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  • Manowar
    jellyfish  
    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

    #2
    Originally posted by JMan
    The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

    If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
    a fuckin goodyear!

    Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u
    better have a good hand.

    Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!
    hahaha.

    A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy

    Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

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    • Bryan G
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2005
      • 8338

      #3
      LOL, Nice one!
      Bryan
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      • Jay
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 1131

        #4
        LOL! Good ones JMan.
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        • NetBabe
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2002
          • 348

          #5
          JMAN call me please When you coming back to TO we gots to talkie!
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          • LittleSassy
            Confirmed User
            • May 2005
            • 7402

            #6
            Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u
            better have a good hand.

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            • tyler.
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2006
              • 1653

              #7
              nice one !

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