Cruise Brags About 'Spectacular Sex Life" With Katie Holmes......Memo To Tom

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  • Bansheelinks
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    • Apr 2003
    • 6023

    #1

    Cruise Brags About 'Spectacular Sex Life" With Katie Holmes......Memo To Tom

    Memo to Tom............SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

    http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlf...ife_13_04_2006

    Tom Cretin goes on to state:

    "If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks. "(Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."

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    Wow. Now Tom is a pseudo psychologist too. Thats deep, man.
  • DaddyHalbucks
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    • Feb 2004
    • 18975

    #2
    I am glad his sex life is happy.

    ;)
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    • cranki
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      • Feb 2005
      • 5162

      #3
      Tom said this already in his last address to scientology

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      • GlydeGirl
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        • Feb 2005
        • 1516

        #4
        Tom Cruise is SO past his celebrity I-give-a-damn expiration date!

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        • crake
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          • Feb 2006
          • 96

          #5
          The real problem with Tom Cruise is that, no matter how insane he is, no matter how much of a zealot he becomes, we still love him because he's a) beautiful, and b) a genuinely talented actor.
          So I guess we're stuck with him. But I agree that we don't need to hear about beliefs on such a regular basis. I'm proud that he is entirely unwilling to be seen as some sort of cultist, and in some way he does deserve a modicum of respect for that.
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          • ronaldo
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            • Jan 2002
            • 5475

            #6
            I can't stand the guy, but he is correct in that sex is much better when you have good communication with your partner.

            Anyone that's tried to SLIP it in the other end will attest to that. It's better to ask and be turned down, than to NOT ask and have her scream and leave the room while you're standing there with wood.

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            • jjjay
              Registered User
              • Jun 2005
              • 1813

              #7
              Originally posted by MaskTVMaura
              Tom Cruise is SO past his celebrity I-give-a-damn expiration date!
              yup, but as long as he's bringing in bank for all those movie studios, he'll keep getting airtime to spout his drivel

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              • pornguy
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                • Mar 2003
                • 62910

                #8
                Originally posted by ronaldo
                Anyone that's tried to SLIP it in the other end will attest to that. It's better to ask and be turned down, than to NOT ask and have her scream and leave the room while you're standing there with wood.


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                • eZe
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                  • May 2003
                  • 360

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bansheelinks

                  "(Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."

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                  Personally I think it has it's place.

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                  • Manowar
                    jellyfish  
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 71528

                    #10
                    good for him

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                    • SilentKnight
                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 24812

                      #11
                      Originally posted by crake
                      The real problem with Tom Cruise is that, no matter how insane he is, no matter how much of a zealot he becomes, we still love him because he's a) beautiful, and b) a genuinely talented actor.
                      So I guess we're stuck with him. But I agree that we don't need to hear about beliefs on such a regular basis. I'm proud that he is entirely unwilling to be seen as some sort of cultist, and in some way he does deserve a modicum of respect for that.
                      Genuinely talented actor?!

                      He plays himself in every movie he's ever made. I've never seen him act in a different character.

                      No denying he's made a few good and interesting movies over the years, but he's no "talented actor" IMO.

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                      • jjjay
                        Registered User
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 1813

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SilentKnight
                        Genuinely talented actor?!

                        He plays himself in every movie he's ever made. I've never seen him act in a different character.

                        No denying he's made a few good and interesting movies over the years, but he's no "talented actor" IMO.
                        yeah, but - I bet you went to see war of the worlds?

                        he has his haters, but they still go see his films...

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                        • Gnat69
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 706

                          #13
                          I have boycotted Tom Cruise fucker
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                          • Anthony
                            Keyboard Warrior
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 9653

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SilentKnight
                            Genuinely talented actor?!

                            He plays himself in every movie he's ever made. I've never seen him act in a different character.

                            No denying he's made a few good and interesting movies over the years, but he's no "talented actor" IMO.
                            I thought he played a very convincing narcisstic faggot vampire as Lestat.

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                            • Manowar
                              jellyfish  
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 71528

                              #15
                              Originally posted by cranki
                              Tom said this already in his last address to scientology

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                              • G-Rotica
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                                • Aug 2005
                                • 4258

                                #16
                                Originally posted by crake
                                b) a genuinely talented actor.
                                Please tell me you don't truly believe that.

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                                • Sosa
                                  In Tushy Land
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 40149

                                  #17
                                  Tom for president

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                                  • sherie
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                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 7020

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by crake
                                    The real problem with Tom Cruise is that, no matter how insane he is, no matter how much of a zealot he becomes, we still love him because he's a) beautiful, and b) a genuinely talented actor.
                                    So I guess we're stuck with him. But I agree that we don't need to hear about beliefs on such a regular basis. I'm proud that he is entirely unwilling to be seen as some sort of cultist, and in some way he does deserve a modicum of respect for that.
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                                    • madawgz
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                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 30509

                                      #19
                                      doesn't he have gay sex with his scientology friends?
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                                      • Thomas1007
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                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 5542

                                        #20
                                        I dont like him, never have. He cant act worth a shit.
                                        BUT if he's banging Katie Holmes he's a lucky man even if he is an idiot.
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                                        • Donny
                                          As you wish...
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 13754

                                          #21
                                          I am one who thinks Tom Cruise is talented. Lots of people have weird beliefs. Not all of us have been enlightened enough to know that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the REAL creator of all truth.

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                                          • SilentKnight
                                            Megan Fox's fluffer
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 24812

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjjay
                                            yeah, but - I bet you went to see war of the worlds?

                                            he has his haters, but they still go see his films...
                                            I rented it on dvd, yep.

                                            Surprisingly - he played "Tom Cruise" in the movie.

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                                            • JUSTB
                                              Registered User
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 1740

                                              #23
                                              he's getting scarier and crazier all the time

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                                              • jjjay
                                                Registered User
                                                • Jun 2005
                                                • 1813

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by madawgz
                                                doesn't he have gay sex with his scientology friends?
                                                I would if I was him.

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                                                • Bansheelinks
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 6023

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by JUSTB
                                                  he's getting scarier and crazier all the time
                                                  this is true.

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