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  • CIVMatt
    Amateur Pimpin
    • Aug 2004
    • 13075
    #1

    Why do people like that shitty drink named: Mojito

    Seriously it tastes like ass, like dirty sprite dragged through the forrest, everyone marks out for it like it's the second coming of christ.

    And I always hear the same thing "Oh you haven't been made a good one yet" tastes like ass, NEXT... yep... ass....

    And I drink about anything from beer to bourbon to fufu drinks... I just don't get it.

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    • jcsike
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      • Jan 2006
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      #2
      your avatar looks like its drinking an enema

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        • JamesK
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          • Jun 2002
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          #3
          You think it tastes like shit, other people love it.

          That's life... deal with it.
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            • baddog
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              • Apr 2001
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              #4
              I will admit that a couple months ago I would have agreed with you whole-heartedly, then I had a good one.

              There is a difference.

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                • juz
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                  • May 2006
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                    • CIVMatt
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                      • Aug 2004
                      • 13075
                      #6
                      Originally posted by baddog
                      I will admit that a couple months ago I would have agreed with you whole-heartedly, then I had a good one.

                      There is a difference.
                      Either I'm just drinking bad ones or I'm outta touch with everything
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                        • Elli
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 17991
                          #7
                          I love mojitos! I actually started growing mint in my garden so I can make them all year round
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                            • Eriic
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                              • Jan 2008
                              • 2995
                              #8
                              Originally posted by CIVMatt
                              Either I'm just drinking bad ones or I'm outta touch with everything
                              I wouldn't say your outta touch with everything, just most things

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                                • uno
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                                  • Dec 2002
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                  I will admit that a couple months ago I would have agreed with you whole-heartedly, then I had a good one.

                                  There is a difference.


                                  My favorite mojito uses a sugar cane stick to stir it.
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                                    • seeric
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                                      • Aug 2004
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                                      #10
                                      uh oh wired guy is gonna kick your ass when he sees this.


                                      lollllllll.

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                                        • CIVMatt
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                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 13075
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                                          uh oh wired guy is gonna kick your ass when he sees this.


                                          lollllllll.

                                          The only thing he's going to whoop up is my mixed drink

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                                            • baddog
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                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by CIVMatt
                                              Either I'm just drinking bad ones or I'm outta touch with everything
                                              Most of them are crap . . . especially when the bartender is trying to tone down the taste. I had a couple at the XBIZ Awards in Hollywood after watching them being made by someone that knew what they were doing.

                                              Big difference for sure.

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                                                • CIVMatt
                                                  Amateur Pimpin
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 13075
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                  Most of them are crap . . . especially when the bartender is trying to tone down the taste. I had a couple at the XBIZ Awards in Hollywood after watching them being made by someone that knew what they were doing.

                                                  Big difference for sure.

                                                  hmmm a real bartender you say... Further testing needs to be done
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                                                    • The Ghost
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                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 12188
                                                      #14
                                                      Most bartenders hate making them, which might explain why some are awful. Too much work to mix them.
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                                                        • aico
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                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 14748
                                                          #15
                                                          Mojito is the best drink ever. Most bartenders make them extremely wrong (usually so you won't order another) or use Mojito Mix which is a sin.

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                                                            • fuzebox
                                                              making it rain
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 22352
                                                              #16
                                                              It really is all in the syrup... There is a such thing as good ones, bad ones, and mediocre ones. I like mine heavy on the mint.

                                                              I had a strawberry mojito for the first time last Internext and damn is that a tasty beverage.

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                                                                • JFK
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                                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                  uh oh wired guy is gonna kick your ass when he sees this.


                                                                  lollllllll.
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                                                                    • czarina
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                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 10752
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I dont like them either, but I make some killer ones according to my friends

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                                                                        • xNetworx
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                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 14445
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Tell them to go easy on the greens next time.

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                                                                            • pornguy
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                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 62912
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • aico
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                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 14748
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  How to make a mojito correctly
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                                                                                    • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                      • 3550
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Made right, they're one of the few drinks that still tempt me and sometimes I'll take a sip of someone's. I don't really drink anymore though.
                                                                                      gone. long gone.

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                                                                                        • D
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                                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                                          • 7412
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by jcsike
                                                                                          your avatar looks like its drinking an enema
                                                                                          It's called an unfiltered beer. That's what nearly all beer of that hue looks like before you whirl it around in Diatomaceous Earth, or some other filtering element. I'm guessing, as they're served unfiltered - and by the hue of the beer, that particular one's a Hefeweizen (German for "Yeast Wheat").... and, by the size of the glass... I'd even go one step further and guess it's being drank during Oktoberfest in Germany. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

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                                                                                          As far as mojitos go... as has already been noted, there's a _huge_ difference in quality between a properly made one and an average one.

                                                                                          Much like with martinis, there's only like 1-4% of all bartenders that know how or care enough to make one properly.
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                                                                                            • D Ghost
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                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                              • 9820
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by JamesK
                                                                                              You think it tastes like shit, other people love it.

                                                                                              That's life... deal with it.

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                                                                                                • Missy
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 1257
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  They aren't one of my favorite drinks, but I have one from time to time because, to be perfectly honest, a mojito made right is one of the most refreshing alcoholic beverages for drinking poolside on a hot day
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                                                                                                    • tony299
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                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                      • 57021
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Matt your just not hip. lol

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                                                                                                        • L-Pink
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                                                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                                                          • 39151
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by D
                                                                                                          Much like with martinis, there's only like 1-4% of all bartenders that know how or care enough to make one properly.
                                                                                                          1/3 fresh squeezed lime juice ... 1/3 Grand Marnier and Triple Sec ... 1/3 Good Tequila

                                                                                                          (girls may add a little sugar)

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                                                                                                            • cybermike
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                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              uno introduced them to me in florida internext a few years ago.. good stuff
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                                                                                                                • baddog
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                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                  • 107089
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                  1/3 fresh squeezed lime juice ... 1/3 Grand Marnier and Triple Sec ... 1/3 Good Tequila

                                                                                                                  (girls may add a little sugar)
                                                                                                                  Tequila? Rum.

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                                                                                                                    • Elli
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                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                      • 17991
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Here's how I do it:

                                                                                                                      Earlier in the day boil 1 cup water. Add 1 cup sugar, stir to dissolve. Chill.

                                                                                                                      In a glass add 1 tbsp. sugar mix to 5 or so good sized mint leaves. Muddle them until they are well bruised and you can smell the mint strongly.
                                                                                                                      Add ice cubes.
                                                                                                                      Add juice of 1 lime.
                                                                                                                      Add 1 shot white rum (or 2).
                                                                                                                      Top up with soda water.
                                                                                                                      Enjoy!
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                                                                                                                        • jakethedog
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                          • 2497
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I got hooked on them from internext Miami a few years ago . ..haven't had one as good since .. BUT i had a close one on my flight back on westjet from Florida last month .. and it was a simple premix bottle you mixed with your booze and soda ...yummm
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                                                                                                                            • Reak AGV
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                                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I like Mojito's just I like Southern Comfort & Sprite on the rocks better

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                                                                                                                                • BVF
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                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 13975
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I fell in love with Mojito's when I lived in Puerto Rico....It was the best mixed drink that I've ever tasted in my life....I haven't had one recently though...I assume that a lot of bartenders don't take the time to make it properly...

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                                                                                                                                    • Shoehorn!
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                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 22872
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CIVMatt
                                                                                                                                      Seriously it tastes like ass, like dirty sprite dragged through the forrest, everyone marks out for it like it's the second coming of christ.

                                                                                                                                      And I always hear the same thing "Oh you haven't been made a good one yet" tastes like ass, NEXT... yep... ass....

                                                                                                                                      And I drink about anything from beer to bourbon to fufu drinks... I just don't get it.

                                                                                                                                      You probably haven't had a good one yet. If they aren't good then they taste like total shit, but if they're made right then they fucking rock.

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                                                                                                                                        • L-Pink
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 39151
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                                          1/3 fresh squeezed lime juice ... 1/3 Grand Marnier and Triple Sec ... 1/3 Good Tequila

                                                                                                                                          (girls may add a little sugar)
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                                          Tequila? Rum.
                                                                                                                                          Tequila (Margarita) ...... I spazzed on the off topic post

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                                                                                                                                            • WiredGuy
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                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 34512
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              You need to get it done right, most bars can't make them. To make it right you need a mortar and pestel, mint leaves and sugar cane. Very few bars have these on hand. If you go to the Florida Internext, order one or two there. They can make it really well and you'll really appreciate it.
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                                                                                                                                                • NinjaSteve
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 11089
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I've had a few in my life and they either nasty or just ok. I haven't had a good one yet. And the ingredients that WiredGuy mentioned... sounds like too much work for most bartenders.
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                                                                                                                                                    • ashleyfires
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2007
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Never had a taste for it really but I sure do like saying mojito. M...O...J...I...T...O. Oh yea that's the stuff!

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                                                                                                                                                        • LoriAnderson
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                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I only like them In Miami! they make the best....
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                                                                                                                                                            • FreeOnes
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by LoriAnderson
                                                                                                                                                              I only like them In Miami! they make the best....
                                                                                                                                                              Yes. That's where I started to drink my first one, and this has been the place where I have got my best ones!

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                                                                                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 133986
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Do they come with little umbrellas?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                                                                      Tequila (Margarita) ...... I spazzed on the off topic post
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                                                                                                                                                                      I don't think this was one of those times.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • woj
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 47882
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          They aren't actually bad at all, assuming you buy at a place where bartenders know what they are doing... If you get it at some $1/drink dive, it will indeed probably taste like shit...
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Porno Dan
                                                                                                                                                                                  Court Jester
                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 6342
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  When I owned my bar I hated people who ordered Mojito's. They are pain in the ass to make for the bar staff, they make a mess, and 99 % of the people who ordered them were prentinous pricks trying to be cool

                                                                                                                                                                                  I put a Mango Mojito on my drink menu, just to see what type of awful people would order it. This drink was horrible! I would rather drink warm Barton's gin than it, and yet people ordered it to look cool.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • vidsta
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes man your right!

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • CIVMatt
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 13075
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47 nasty mojito's I had yet another attempt this past weekend, bejesus...

                                                                                                                                                                                          maybe in miami...
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Evil E
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Well all I can say is that most of the time they taste really good in cuba.


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                                                                                                                                                                                                • CIVMatt
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 13075
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Evil E
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well all I can say is that most of the time they taste really good in cuba.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Lived in Cuba for 5 years... we all drank Bacardi Lemone and ting (like a Jamaican style Squirt)
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • nico-t
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 29903
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      i just think its not your taste, if you tried almost 50 and you didnt like 1 of em that says enough.... personally i like mojitos. Its fresh with alcohol, what more do you want ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                                      i drink alot of stuff on a night mojito is like gum to make the drinks and smokes breath go away a bit... but it's gum in a glass, with alcohol!

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