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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889
    #1

    Fact: I am a fucking dumbass.

    Saturday, while working on the roof of my garage, I decided it would be a brilliant idea to fall off it. You have time to say "fuck" when falling 12 feet, but not much else.

    I now have a broken hip, the SAME hip I had to have surgery on last year.




    Yay me.
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    • mortenb
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 2203
      #2
      That seems like a silly thing to do..

      Get well

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        • RayBonga
          too cool for highschool
          • Nov 2005
          • 12164
          #3
          Sounds rough, poor hip.

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            • Manowar
              jellyfish  
              • Dec 2003
              • 71528
              #4
              owned!!!

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                • FlogTheLog
                  CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 3842
                  #5
                  ahh dam mate, thats not good , hope you not in to much pain.. let me know if there is anything i can do for ya

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                    • Vlad
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 2864
                      #6
                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                      Saturday, while working on the roof of my garage, I decided it would be a brilliant idea to fall off it. You have time to say "fuck" when falling 12 feet, but not much else.

                      I now have a broken hip, the SAME hip I had to have surgery on last year.




                      Yay me.
                      rofl

                      hahah nice one man !

                      p.s get better asap

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                        • dave_w
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 247
                          #7
                          is the roof ok?

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                            • JD
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 22651
                              #8
                              fuck that sucks....might as well get a steel hip now. you'll need one when you're older anyway

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                                • polish_aristocrat
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 40377
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Manowar
                                  owned!!!
                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                    • jimthefiend
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 18889
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by dave_w
                                      is the roof ok?

                                      Well yeah, but the lawnmower I landed on isnt.

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                                        • pornguy
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                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 62910
                                          #11
                                          Hint. Dont fall off the roof. It hurts.
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                                            • majorbitch
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 708
                                              #12
                                              Ouch. Somewhat related - I saw someone fall off their 3rd story building with no scratches once.. It was kinda funny b/c when I rushed out there to help him he cussed at me for calling 911. lol.

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                                                • G-Rotica
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 4258
                                                  #13
                                                  Dude, that blows. Get well. Did you start a doantion thread for a laptop yet?

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                                                    • xclusive
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 35218
                                                      #14
                                                      Damn that sucks hope that it heals fast

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                                                        • juve20
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                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 2542
                                                          #15
                                                          oooo that sounds like a sorry one!
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                                                            • Deej
                                                              I make pixels work
                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                              • 24386
                                                              #16
                                                              harsh....looks like booze n pain killers for a month or so

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                                                                • jimthefiend
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 18889
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by G-Rotica
                                                                  Dude, that blows. Get well. Did you start a doantion thread for a laptop yet?


                                                                  I have a couple of them already, I'm all hooked up, and no offense but thats kind of a lame statement to make dude. He NEEDED one.
                                                                  Last edited by jimthefiend; 04-11-2006, 09:36 AM.

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                                                                    • Deej
                                                                      I make pixels work
                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                      • 24386
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                      I have a couple of them, and no offense but thats kind of a lame statement to make dude. He NEEDED one.
                                                                      I need one too...Apparently the accountant gets mine...

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                                                                        • G-Rotica
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                          • 4258
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                          I have a couple of them already, I'm all hooked up, and no offense but thats kind of a lame statement to make dude. He NEEDED one.
                                                                          Actually it was a joke, I even donated to his cause.

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                                                                            • elitetec
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                              • 4944
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Good thing you realised that



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                                                                                • anne
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                  • 1149
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                  Saturday, while working on the roof of my garage, I decided it would be a brilliant idea to fall off it. You have time to say "fuck" when falling 12 feet, but not much else.

                                                                                  I now have a broken hip, the SAME hip I had to have surgery on last year.




                                                                                  Yay me.


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                                                                                    • tyler.
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                      • 1653
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      that sucks , i hope you get well , dont do it again ...ever...

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                                                                                        • tranza
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                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                          • 57559
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Lol..... Do you have any footage of that?
                                                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                            • ronaldo
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 5475
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                              Saturday, while working on the roof of my garage, I decided it would be a brilliant idea to fall off it. You have time to say "fuck" when falling 12 feet, but not much else.
                                                                                              Sorry to hear, but at least you haven't lost your sense of humour.

                                                                                              Those are two of the funniest sentences I've ever read.

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                                                                                                • Head_Hunter
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                  • 907
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Rumor has it that Headless pushed you ......

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                                                                                                    • Radical Nathan
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                                                      • 155
                                                                                                      #26
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                                                                                                        • madawgz
                                                                                                          8.8.8.8
                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                          • 30509
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          sounds like you got hurt
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                                                                                                            • Loryn
                                                                                                              Super Connector
                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                              • 12853
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Damn if it is not one thing it's another. I hope you get better soon baby.

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                                                                                                                • potter
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                  • 6559
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Manowar
                                                                                                                  owned!!!

                                                                                                                  omg, that is terrible.. but still funny. sorry jim, don't mean to laugh at your expense - I'm sure the karma gods will get me.

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                                                                                                                    • Pure Evil
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                      • 1737
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Radical Nathan
                                                                                                                      beware low-flying webmasters
                                                                                                                      ok that one did actually make me laugh out loud a little. that really fucking blows jim, sorry to hear that. BUT at least you get to play with the fun painkillers.
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                                                                                                                        • GregA
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                          • 107
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Hope you get better soon =/
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                                                                                                                            • Screaming
                                                                                                                              I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                              • 18972
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Best wishes.

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                                                                                                                                • Joesho
                                                                                                                                  want to get in shape
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 12329
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Oh lucky you!!! do you get to collect more from welfare now ?
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                                                                                                                                    • dunefield
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                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 10920
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      was flogthelog stalking you again?

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                                                                                                                                        • iWeb_Allan
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 407
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Lesson learned: you're not superman
                                                                                                                                          Get well, mate
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                                                                                                                                            • VicJay
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                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 1622
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Sorry to hear that

                                                                                                                                              Get well and take it easy



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                                                                                                                                                • beemk
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 20829
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  good, you deserved it.
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                                                                                                                                                    • selena
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 7995
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                                                                                      Well yeah, but the lawnmower I landed on isnt.

                                                                                                                                                      Major ouchage! Heal soon and let me know if I can do anything for you.
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                                                                                                                                                        • Rictor
                                                                                                                                                          Old Timer
                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 12208
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Get any good pain meds?

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                                                                                                                                                            • GlydeGirl
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 1516
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Sorry to hear about your misfortune, Jim. Get well soon!

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                                                                                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 133978
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Why would you want to jump off a perfectly stable roof?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                                      • 18314
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Sorry to hear about your pain.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Kevin - The PNN
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                                                          • 1364
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Cannot argue with you - you are a fucking dumbass
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                                                                                                                                                                            • jimthefiend
                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 18889
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                                                                                                              good, you deserved it.


                                                                                                                                                                              Well I could say your mom deserves breast cancer but that would be rude and heartless, so I won't.

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