HELP!!! I can't drink beer! What is wrong with me?

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  • TheSpreader
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 501

    #1

    HELP!!! I can't drink beer! What is wrong with me?

    Whenever I drink beer, even a single beer I get a serious case of indigestion. Almost to the point where It burns my throat. If I'm going out for the night I have to buy 3 or 4 rolls of tums or Rolaids.

    Also, I get real bloated and my stomach is in knots! I get diarrhea really bad (especially the next day). Speaking of the next day...it's pure hell! I feel draggy, depressed, and have anxiety. I can drink 2 or 3 beers and that's it for me.

    I know that I'm not allergic to alcohol because this doesn't happen with wine or hard liquor. I can drink a bottle of wine or a bottle of Bacardi and feel fine all night and fine the next day.

    Anyone else have this problem?
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    • May 2005
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    #2
    Maybe becuase your a bot.

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    • digifan
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      • Oct 2002
      • 14618

      #3
      Originally posted by Batts
      Maybe becuase your a bot.


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      • TheSpreader
        So Fucking Banned
        • Nov 2003
        • 501

        #4
        Originally posted by Batts
        Maybe becuase your a bot.
        What's your hang up with me being a bot? Let it go, man.

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        • emthree
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          • Jun 2003
          • 10816

          #5
          Beer is weak shit.
          Drink something worth while.

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          • juve20
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            • Feb 2005
            • 2542

            #6
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            • After Shock Media
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              • Mar 2001
              • 35299

              #7
              Your body has an issue with Hops.

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              • Deraj
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2005
                • 2790

                #8
                Originally posted by TheSpreader
                Whenever I drink beer, even a single beer I get a serious case of indigestion. Almost to the point where It burns my throat. If I'm going out for the night I have to buy 3 or 4 rolls of tums or Rolaids.

                Also, I get real bloated and my stomach is in knots! I get diarrhea really bad (especially the next day). Speaking of the next day...it's pure hell! I feel draggy, depressed, and have anxiety. I can drink 2 or 3 beers and that's it for me.

                I know that I'm not allergic to alcohol because this doesn't happen with wine or hard liquor. I can drink a bottle of wine or a bottle of Bacardi and feel fine all night and fine the next day.

                Anyone else have this problem?
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                • SilentKnight
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                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24812

                  #9
                  I'm available for tutoring. Drop by with a two-four of Molson Canadian and I'll teach you how to drink beer.

                  Its not easy at first...it may take up to a dozen (or more) to get the lesson across to you, though - so just be prepared for that.

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                  • madawgz
                    8.8.8.8
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 30509

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SilentKnight
                    I'm available for tutoring. Drop by with a two-four of Molson Canadian and I'll teach you how to drink beer.

                    Its not easy at first...it may take up to a dozen (or more) to get the lesson across to you, though - so just be prepared for that.
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                    • yota71
                      Porn Blogger
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 822

                      #11
                      It could be alcoholic gastritus. Excessive use of alchohol distroys the lining of the stumach causing those problems. I stopped drinking because of it. If your going to drink coat your stomach with lots of starches first it helps. beers carbonation irritates it....
                      Last edited by yota71; 04-10-2006, 06:08 PM.
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                      • amateurcanada
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                        • Jul 2001
                        • 3766

                        #12
                        hmm you could be allergic to something in beer.. goto your allergy clinic and find out. could be the hops or barley.. i faintly recall someone telling me the same and saying they were allergic to glutton, not sure if its the same

                        Originally posted by TheSpreader
                        Whenever I drink beer, even a single beer I get a serious case of indigestion. Almost to the point where It burns my throat. If I'm going out for the night I have to buy 3 or 4 rolls of tums or Rolaids.

                        Also, I get real bloated and my stomach is in knots! I get diarrhea really bad (especially the next day). Speaking of the next day...it's pure hell! I feel draggy, depressed, and have anxiety. I can drink 2 or 3 beers and that's it for me.

                        I know that I'm not allergic to alcohol because this doesn't happen with wine or hard liquor. I can drink a bottle of wine or a bottle of Bacardi and feel fine all night and fine the next day.

                        Anyone else have this problem?

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                        • biftek
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 1030

                          #13
                          your not missing out on much , beer is shit anyway
                          spirits all the way

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                          • Grapesoda
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 46234

                            #14
                            Originally posted by After Shock Media
                            Your body has an issue with Hops.

                            or yeast? some beer is made from wheat . . like corona

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978

                              #15
                              Originally posted by biftek
                              your not missing out on much , beer is shit anyway
                              spirits all the way
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                              • Pure Evil
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 1737

                                #16
                                quick tip that i found out the hard way, DO NOT drink beer after taking Tums, rolaids, maalox, etc. it will foam up in your stomach and make you so bloated you feel like you're going to puke.
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                                • Rictor
                                  Old Timer
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 12208

                                  #17
                                  Beer is gross. Drink whiskey.

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                                  • Thomas1007
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                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 5542

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                    I'm available for tutoring. Drop by with a two-four of Molson Canadian and I'll teach you how to drink beer.

                                    Its not easy at first...it may take up to a dozen (or more) to get the lesson across to you, though - so just be prepared for that.
                                    LMAO ya thats exactly it. although I disagree, it may take him a dozen.
                                    but to FULLY get the problem solved it may take years
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                                    • Adam_M
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 3800

                                      #19
                                      I can't help you but i would like to say that is the saddest thing i have ever.

                                      If i couldn't drink beer I'm not sure what i would do!!!
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                                      • ilbb
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                                        • May 2005
                                        • 3025

                                        #20
                                        You are ill, badly ill

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                                        • Dirty F
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 59204

                                          #21
                                          The same guy who needed 10 posts in my thread to explain what a real man he is hahaha. Shits his pants after 3 beers

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                                          • TheSpreader
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 501

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Franck
                                            The same guy who needed 10 posts in my thread to explain what a real man he is hahaha. Shits his pants after 3 beers
                                            Ok, Little Dutchboy...apples and oranges. My body is telling me something is wrong vs. somebody telling you that you're a fucking pussy to your face. HUGE DIFFERENCE there, my wood shoe wearing friend.

                                            So if Chuck Norris was lactose intolerant and shit his paints after drinking a glass of milk it automatically makes him a pussy? But if someone went up to a girl that Chuck was obvious with and punked him with every opportunity he had knowing that the under-sized fucktard wasn't going to man up and defend his girl then that would make him a fucking pussy.

                                            By the way, go back and read that thread. I posted several times that it didn't have to get violent and chances are if you would have just gotten off your puny ass and asked the guy politely to stop then he would have. But you were even scared to do that because what happens if it escalates? Your face isn't that pretty, Franckyboy. It could get whacked a couple times and remember; chicks dig scars. Chicks don't dig weak mean that piss themselves when faced with possible violence. Dick.

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                                            • tyler.
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                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 1653

                                              #23
                                              that sucks , go see a doctor

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                                              • biftek
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jan 2005
                                                • 1030

                                                #24
                                                would you happen to have any asian in you or your family tree ? its a proven fact that asians lack the genetic makeup to handle beer

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                                                • TheSpreader
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 501

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by biftek
                                                  would you happen to have any asian in you or your family tree ? its a proven fact that asians lack the genetic makeup to handle beer
                                                  My grandfather was Japanese. So my dad was 1/2 Japanese making me 1/4 Jap. So I guess that could be it.

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                                                  • Warning Pages
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                                                    • Mar 2006
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                                                    #26
                                                    I have never been to much of a beer drinker myself although I enjoy my occasional bass, but liquor is the way to go bro !!!!!!!
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                                                    • Sexsitesurfer
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                                                      #27
                                                      I think it must be an allergy. That sucks.

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                                                      • Screaming
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                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 18972

                                                        #28
                                                        Switch to rum.

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                                                        • Dirty F
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 59204

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by TheSpreader
                                                          blab blah
                                                          Hey shitstain, how about YOU go read that thread and find me where i said i pussied out. Are you retarded or just enjoy making things up. Wait, maybe you drank 2 beers when you read it? Haha a half jap fag who cant handle beers. Once again show us a pic and all the chicks you bang

                                                          You wont because youre an ugly faggot piece of shit who just like the guy in the thread i talked about jerks off to other guys girls he sees in the bar. Faggot.

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                                                          • Tom_PM
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                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 16443

                                                            #30
                                                            It does sound like an allergic reaction to Hops. My father was allergic to hops.
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                                                            • Phoenix
                                                              BACON BACON BACON
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 35475

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Franck
                                                              The same guy who needed 10 posts in my thread to explain what a real man he is hahaha. Shits his pants after 3 beers

                                                              nice post dickhead

                                                              is it the fact that he is most likely sick that amuses you?
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                                                              • Phoenix
                                                                BACON BACON BACON
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 35475

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Franck
                                                                Hey shitstain, how about YOU go read that thread and find me where i said i pussied out. Are you retarded or just enjoy making things up. Wait, maybe you drank 2 beers when you read it? Haha a half jap fag who cant handle beers. Once again show us a pic and all the chicks you bang

                                                                You wont because youre an ugly faggot piece of shit who just like the guy in the thread i talked about jerks off to other guys girls he sees in the bar. Faggot.


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                                                                • Dirty F
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                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 59204

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                  nice post dickhead

                                                                  is it the fact that he is most likely sick that amuses you?

                                                                  Hey shitface, i understand i made you look like a retard in the 911 threads but how about you respond to me in those threads moron. Pretty pathetic attacking me out of the blue in random threads because youre pissed at me because i make you look stupid.

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                                                                  • Dirty F
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                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                    • 59204

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Phoenix
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                                                                    grow some balls you twerp

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