Incredible: Drinking Beer Actually Saves You $$$ *PIC*
One of the world's top stock market portfolio investment advisors has issued the following notice which actually demonstrates that drinking beer from cans can actually save you your hard earned dollars.
If you had purchased $1000.00
of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.
With Enron,
you would have had $16.50
left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom,
you would have had less than
$5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above,
current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
FIGHT THE NEW WORLD ORDER and don't fall for the "fixed" stock market. At least when you drink Duff's beer, you know where it's going - and where it's exiting. And recycling is good for the world. Remember to drink responsibly, at home.
PROZZAK
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin...cgi?read=87482
If you had purchased $1000.00
of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.
With Enron,
you would have had $16.50
left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom,
you would have had less than
$5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above,
current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
FIGHT THE NEW WORLD ORDER and don't fall for the "fixed" stock market. At least when you drink Duff's beer, you know where it's going - and where it's exiting. And recycling is good for the world. Remember to drink responsibly, at home.
PROZZAK
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin...cgi?read=87482
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