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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204
    #1

    Tell me your problem right now and i'll solve it

    Wuts bugging you right now?
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    • luv$
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      • Dec 2004
      • 6158
      #2
      I need smaller headphones.
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        • fris
          I have to go potty
          • Aug 2002
          • 55859
          #3
          i need more imitrex
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            • Basic_man
              Programming King Pin
              • Oct 2003
              • 27360
              #4
              I need more time than a 24h/day.. can you help me?
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                • Tom_PM
                  Porn Meister
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 16443
                  #5
                  I keep sneezing my head off and I'm drowsy.
                  43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                    • jjjay
                      Registered User
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 1813
                      #6
                      it's raining

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                        • Juicy D. Links
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992
                          #7
                          i have dildo in my ass

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                            • collegeboyslive
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 189
                              #8
                              i need a staff of 12
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                                • Dirty F
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 59204
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by luv$
                                  I need smaller headphones.

                                  Hey, i wanted to ask you something. Could you please hit me up? 95164758

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                                    • Dirty F
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 59204
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by fris
                                      i need more imitrex

                                      I dont know what that is, sorry.

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                                        • Dirty F
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 59204
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Basic_man
                                          I need more time than a 24h/day.. can you help me?
                                          Sleep less?

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                                            • luv$
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                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 6158
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Franck
                                              Hey, i wanted to ask you something. Could you please hit me up? 95164758
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                                                • Dirty F
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 59204
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by collegeboyslive
                                                  i need a staff of 12


                                                  Hire some indians. Ask Gene.

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                                                    • Dirty F
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 59204
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                      i have dildo in my ass
                                                      I was talking about things that bug you.

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                                                        • bjjb
                                                          Have laptop will travel
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 13074
                                                          #15
                                                          I hvent gotten laid since 1995. Help a brotha out

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                                                            • bjjb
                                                              Have laptop will travel
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 13074
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Franck
                                                              I was talking about things that bug you.
                                                              A dilod in your ass wouldnt bug you? lol

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                                                                • Dirty F
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 59204
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by jjjay
                                                                  it's raining
                                                                  Use an umbrella or wait till it stops.

                                                                  Jeesh man.

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                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 122992
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Franck
                                                                      I was talking about things that bug you.
                                                                      i mean to say its STUCK!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                        • Dirty F
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 59204
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                                          I keep sneezing my head off and I'm drowsy.
                                                                          Buy a nosespray. Seriously, best invention ever for people who have nose problems

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                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 59204
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                              i mean to say its STUCK!!!!!!!!!
                                                                              Tell izzy to get some of that lube you guys use or some soap. Squeeze in a straw on 2 or 3 sides of the dildo and mix the soap with water and pour it in.

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                                                                                • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                                                  I guarantee it
                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                  • 18314
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                  i have dildo in my ass

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                                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 59204
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by bjjb
                                                                                      I hvent gotten laid since 1995. Help a brotha out

                                                                                      Buy a hooker?

                                                                                      Buy a realdoll?

                                                                                      Or try to hit on a real goddamn ugly girl who hasnt got laid since 1995 either. Put a bag over her head and turn the light off.
                                                                                      Last edited by Dirty F; 04-10-2006, 06:44 AM.

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                                                                                        • Tom_PM
                                                                                          Porn Meister
                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                          • 16443
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I remember a nosespray being in the news because one of the "side effects" was a semi-permanent loss of smell! lol. I'll pass on that one
                                                                                          43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                                                                                            • sickkittens
                                                                                              I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                              • 25100
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                              I was talking about things that bug you.
                                                                                              Haha you beat me to it.

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                                                                                                • bjjb
                                                                                                  Have laptop will travel
                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 13074
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                                  Buy a hooker?
                                                                                                  Used ot have one right across the street but she got busted for meth so shes doing 5 years in prison. An d besided.. Even I have standards. I wouldnt have fucked her with Ramos' infected dick (see his sheep post from last nite lmao)

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                                                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                      • 59204
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                                                                      I remember a nosespray being in the news because one of the "side effects" was a semi-permanent loss of smell! lol. I'll pass on that one

                                                                                                      Dude, that shit happens if you use it all the time. Trust me, using it 2 or 3 days because your nose is running because you have a cold wont have any sideeffects whatsoever. Just dont get addicted to it. Ive used that shit all my life when being sick (and even when not being sick when i was younger) and i can smell your feet from 2 miles away. Nothing wrong with my nose (besides being slightly big ).

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                                                                                                        • Tom_PM
                                                                                                          Porn Meister
                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                          • 16443
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          My feet? Make it 4 miles! hehe
                                                                                                          43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by bjjb
                                                                                                              Used ot have one right across the street but she got busted for meth so shes doing 5 years in prison. An d besided.. Even I have standards. I wouldnt have fucked her with Ramos' infected dick (see his sheep post from last nite lmao)

                                                                                                              Hmm.

                                                                                                              Well what about semi hookers. Like go to Thailand or Brazil and find a girl who will stick for you in exchange for food and some presents and shit? You dont pay her directly for sex.

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                                                                                                                • mazdaman
                                                                                                                  My Sig was too Big! :(
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                                                                  • 435
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  im on my pc too much and cant go out coz im in the middle of nowhere, cant drive and have no real friends
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                                                                                                                    • bjjb
                                                                                                                      Have laptop will travel
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                      • 13074
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                                                      Hmm.

                                                                                                                      Well what about semi hookers. Like go to Thailand or Brazil and find a girl who will stick for you in exchange for food and some presents and shit? You dont pay her directly for sex.
                                                                                                                      that would work... need some new stamps in my passport anyway. lemme get over this leg wound and ill do it

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                                                                                                                        • Dirty F
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                          • 59204
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by mazdaman
                                                                                                                          im on my pc too much and cant go out coz im in the middle of nowhere, cant drive and have no real friends
                                                                                                                          You serious?

                                                                                                                          If so thats not easy to solve. Most obvious answer would be why not move? Wait thats a question.

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                                                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by bjjb
                                                                                                                              that would work... need some new stamps in my passport anyway. lemme get over this leg wound and ill do it

                                                                                                                              Glad i could help

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                                                                                                                                • Sexsitesurfer
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 3157
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I'm looking for a big tit sponsor...

                                                                                                                                  Any ideas?
                                                                                                                                  Paul
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                                                                                                                                    • bjjb
                                                                                                                                      Have laptop will travel
                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 13074
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      If I come to Amsterdam in Sept can ya hook me up with some hookers? And no im not talking tihe red light district ones lol

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                                                                                                                                        • Dirty F
                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 59204
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Sexsitesurfer
                                                                                                                                          I'm looking for a big tit sponsor...

                                                                                                                                          Any ideas?

                                                                                                                                          Tough one

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                                                                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by bjjb
                                                                                                                                              If I come to Amsterdam in Sept can ya hook me up with some hookers? And no im not talking tihe red light district ones lol
                                                                                                                                              Well that leaves you with 2 choices.

                                                                                                                                              Street hookers behind train station. These are 100% diseased crackwhores. If thats your thing i'll gladly show you the way. Or 2nd choice you'd have to call an escort which i assume won't be cheap.

                                                                                                                                              Or i can take you to this bar full of horny 40 yr old single women who fuck anything that moves and has a dick...for free.

                                                                                                                                              Now neither of these options sound really appealing to me but its the most likely the only way you will get laid.

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                                                                                                                                                • bjjb
                                                                                                                                                  Have laptop will travel
                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 13074
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                                                                                  Well that leaves you with 2 choices.

                                                                                                                                                  Street hookers behind train station. These are 100% diseased crackwhores. If thats your thing i'll gladly show you the way. Or 2nd choice you'd have to call an escort which i assume won't be cheap.

                                                                                                                                                  Or i can take you to this bar full of horny 40 yr old single women who fuck anything that moves and has a dick...for free.

                                                                                                                                                  Now neither of these options sound really appealing to me but its the most likely the only way you will get laid.
                                                                                                                                                  Iprefer option 2. Long as they aint fat or smell

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                                                                                                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 59204
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by bjjb
                                                                                                                                                      Iprefer option 2. Long as they aint fat or smell

                                                                                                                                                      Oh i guess if you pay enough (few 100 euros?) you'll get a real hottie.

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                                                                                                                                                        • CIVMatt
                                                                                                                                                          Amateur Pimpin
                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 13075
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          My AFF members arn't renewing their memberships
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                                                                                                                                                            • bjjb
                                                                                                                                                              Have laptop will travel
                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 13074
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                                                                                              Oh i guess if you pay enough (few 100 euros?) you'll get a real hottie.
                                                                                                                                                              I guess it depends on whether I can get a good deal on the flight. Last time I was there it only cost me $49 for the ticket lol

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                                                                                                                                                                • Dirty F
                                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 59204
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by CIVMatt
                                                                                                                                                                  My AFF members arn't renewing their memberships
                                                                                                                                                                  Move to pps.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 59204
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by bjjb
                                                                                                                                                                      I guess it depends on whether I can get a good deal on the flight. Last time I was there it only cost me $49 for the ticket lol

                                                                                                                                                                      Where are you located?

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                                                                                                                                                                        • bjjb
                                                                                                                                                                          Have laptop will travel
                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 13074
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                                                                                                          Where are you located?
                                                                                                                                                                          Kentucky

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Sexsitesurfer
                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                                              • 3157
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              I broke my rib a couple of weeks back. I am travelling to Warsaw on the 27th April for a rugby tournament. I have already booked my ticket, hotel, etc. I have missed this tournament for four years in a row for one reason or another and was happy to be going at last. How can I ensure I am fit to play?
                                                                                                                                                                              Paul
                                                                                                                                                                              DDF Productions
                                                                                                                                                                              Marketing manager
                                                                                                                                                                              Skype: Marketing.DDF
                                                                                                                                                                              ICQ: 316302313
                                                                                                                                                                              Cell: +36 30 732 6076
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                                                                                                                                                                                • JD
                                                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 22651
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I want to do mainstream but have no idea where to begin

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • MrLuvr
                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 538
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      I need more traffic to my blog.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Dirty F
                                                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 59204
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR
                                                                                                                                                                                          I want to do mainstream but have no idea where to begin

                                                                                                                                                                                          With the risk of being banned


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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by MrLuvr
                                                                                                                                                                                              I need more traffic to my blog.

                                                                                                                                                                                              More text = more se hits.

                                                                                                                                                                                              And dont forget to give your images alt tags = mad google image traffic.
                                                                                                                                                                                              Last edited by Dirty F; 04-10-2006, 07:15 AM.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Dirty F
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 59204
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Sexsitesurfer
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I broke my rib a couple of weeks back. I am travelling to Warsaw on the 27th April for a rugby tournament. I have already booked my ticket, hotel, etc. I have missed this tournament for four years in a row for one reason or another and was happy to be going at last. How can I ensure I am fit to play?

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Do you think im a fucking doctor?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Sexsitesurfer
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 3157
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Do you think im a fucking doctor?
                                                                                                                                                                                                      So you won't solve my problem?
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Paul
                                                                                                                                                                                                      DDF Productions
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Marketing manager
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Skype: Marketing.DDF
                                                                                                                                                                                                      ICQ: 316302313
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Cell: +36 30 732 6076
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