Bart to Milhouse: "How can someone with glasses that thick be so dumm?!?"
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(Homer): Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
(Lisa): No.
(Homer): Ham?
(Lisa): No!
(Homer): Pork chops?
(Lisa): Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
(Homer): Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal...and I'm off.Comment
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omg there are so much, too much to list up but here are some of my favourites:
lisa is choking bart on christmas eve because he burnt all the presents, HOMER: Lisa, stop, it is not right what you are doing,,,(little pause) YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH POWER IN YOUR HANDS (jumps to bart to choke him)
Homer gets severly injured by a racoon (he lifts up his shirt and you can see the organs because the racoon bit so deep) LISA: DAD how could the racoon injure you that bad but your shirt is not touched at all, HOMER: how should i know ? i am no tailor
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I bent my wookie.Comment
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[Homer] Helloooo.... my naaame's Mr Burns... I beleeeiive you have a letter for me?
[Postal Attendant] Ok Mr Burns... what's your first name?
[Homer] I dooon't knooowww....
[cut to outside]
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"Lisa, you tried your hardest and failed...lesson learned,never try" - Homer J SimpsonComment
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Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...
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I'm tired of being drugged and gassed. I want to go home
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hahahahaOriginally posted by Gnat69
Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...Comment
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Homer coming out of the bathroom:
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"Oh, they have internet on computers now." -Homer
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.Skype Horusmaia
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Bart: Homer, are you licking toads.
Homer: I'm not not licking toads.Your post count means nothing.Comment
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Homer: "Ahhh beer....the cause and solution to all my problems"Comment
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"I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed. "
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Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one.
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I used to put a Homer quote on our main board in office everyday..
I think this one, many will appreciate:
"hmm, the internet, they have that on computers now!"
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Something along the lines of "if something is hard to do then it is not worth doing" hehhehe
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hmm i cant remembers any
but one of my favorite episode is when homer became a prophet
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The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept kept my finger outta there
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I bent my wookie - Ralph
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Originally posted by kandah
AHAhahahahahaha that's good. What about this one, "It's just a little airborne, it's still good it's still good!"
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"Trying is the first step towards failure." - Homer SimpsonComment
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