I want a girl that will let me fall asleep with my penis in her mouth every night...

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  • TheSpreader
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 501

    #1

    I want a girl that will let me fall asleep with my penis in her mouth every night...

    Who's with me?
  • Nylz
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 8285

    #2
    holy shit!

    This made me spit out my water
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    • Pure Evil
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2006
      • 1737

      #3
      dunno, but you might wanna try Ramos. i heard he will even hum you to sleep
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      • KRL
        Entrepreneur
        • Oct 2002
        • 31429

        #4
        Here ya go . . .

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        • NaughtyJulie
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2006
          • 232

          #5
          Hopefully she doesn't grind her teeth

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          • crake
            Registered User
            • Feb 2006
            • 96

            #6
            I like the mosaic censoring on the fake nipples. LOL!
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            • Wiggles
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2004
              • 14423

              #7
              that would be awesome, dunno if i could fall asleep though, itd be an all night hardon.
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              • TheSpreader
                So Fucking Banned
                • Nov 2003
                • 501

                #8
                Originally posted by Wiggles
                that would be awesome, dunno if i could fall asleep though, itd be an all night hardon.
                That's the point!!!!

                I even hope she talks in her sleep!

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                • CyberHustler
                  Masterbaiter
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 28787

                  #9
                  me too...
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                  • Ice
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 26053

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheSpreader
                    That's the point!!!!

                    I even hope she talks in her sleep!
                    Snoring would be better
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                    • YellowDude
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 1031

                      #11
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                      • madawgz
                        8.8.8.8
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 30509

                        #12
                        Originally posted by KRL
                        Here ya go . . .

                        hahaha, are those actually fun?
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                        • u-Bob
                          there's no $$$ in porn
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 33063

                          #13
                          Do you want one that's still alive?

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                          • Young
                            Bland for life
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 10468

                            #14
                            I want a girl who will leave me the fuck alone after i get off....





                            without paying for it you sick fucks.
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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NaughtyJulie
                              Hopefully she doesn't grind her teeth
                              That's the first thing that came to mind also..lol

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                              • detoxed
                                vip member
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 17798

                                #16
                                You'd wakeup screaming in pain within 2 weeks

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                                • nofx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 16826

                                  #17
                                  i'd suffocate the bitch the first night

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                                  • SirMoby
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 583

                                    #18
                                    I had a chick that used to spend hours down there. She was known to stay down for there 3 or an exceptional night but always 1 and often 2. She was nice to have around.

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                                    • Xaid
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 161

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by NaughtyJulie
                                      Hopefully she doesn't grind her teeth
                                      ouch....ouch

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                                      • DaddyHalbucks
                                        A freakin' legend!
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 18975

                                        #20
                                        I admire your dreams and high standards.

                                        Most of us married guys struggle to get regular BJs.
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                                        • WiredGuy
                                          Pounding Googlebot
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 34515

                                          #21
                                          Sounds like a classy girl that I'd bring home to mom
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                                          • gecko
                                            ******
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 21846

                                            #22
                                            Hook me up when you find one
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                                            • Vitasoy
                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 58202

                                              #23
                                              She might forget and chomp in though ;)


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                                              • Sexsitesurfer
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2005
                                                • 3157

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Young
                                                I want a girl who will leave me the fuck alone after i get off....

                                                without paying for it you sick fucks.
                                                I hear you. Leave me be when I sleep! You can gnosh me to sleep and wake me with a BJ, but the time in between is for shut eye only!

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                                                • Mikey
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 665

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                                  I admire your dreams and high standards.

                                                  Most of us married guys struggle to get regular BJs.
                                                  reminds me of the guy who comes home and finds his wife packing her bags. he asks her why is she leaving and she says "i can get $50 for a BJ in las vegas." so he starts packing his bags also. she asks him why, he says "how are you going to support yourself on $100 a year?"

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                                                  • pornsearcher
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                    • 1735

                                                    #26
                                                    if one day she close her mouth when asleep then your younger brother will gone

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                                                    • VicD
                                                      ICQ: 304-611-162
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 13245

                                                      #27
                                                      i'am with ya

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                                                      • Manowar
                                                        jellyfish  
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 71528

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by NaughtyJulie
                                                        Hopefully she doesn't grind her teeth

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                                                        • Antonio
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 14136

                                                          #29
                                                          haha

                                                          I've thought of that too

                                                          glad that I'm not the only pervert

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                                                          • Holly
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 10017

                                                            #30
                                                            Are you in the Florida area? If you have health insurance and/or don't mind wrapping your whole body in cellophane, then you should hit up KMR Stitch's girl.
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