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  • gangbangjoe
    Ronin
    • May 2004
    • 17693

    #1

    OMG i just broke my glass of champagne with my diamond ring and spilled the...

    champagne all over my remotecontroll to open my garage...

    seems like my bentley has to stay there till tomorrow
















    sucks to be me

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  • Jakke PNG
    ex-TeenGodFather
    • Nov 2001
    • 20306

    #2
    I just scratched my nuts so much they started to bleed...and I can't make it stop.
    ..and I'm off.

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    • gangbangjoe
      Ronin
      • May 2004
      • 17693

      #3
      OHHH NOOEEESS

      i just recognized my rolex and the keys to my yacht are still inside the bentley...


      maybe i should call my chauffeursy cellphone so that he can give it to me through the window ?
      Last edited by gangbangjoe; 04-09-2006, 12:35 PM.

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      • Screaming
        I can change this!!!!!
        • Feb 2004
        • 18972

        #4
        The start of a long day.

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        • gangbangjoe
          Ronin
          • May 2004
          • 17693

          #5
          Originally posted by TeenGodFather
          I just scratched my nuts so much they started to bleed...and I can't make it stop.

          find someone to suck on them.





          i would do it





          does this make me gay?

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          • Jakke PNG
            ex-TeenGodFather
            • Nov 2001
            • 20306

            #6
            Originally posted by gangbangjoe
            find someone to suck on them.





            i would do it





            does this make me gay?
            No, it's quite a normal reaction. Who wouldn't want to suckle the bleeding balls of such a gorgeous hunk. I would, but my belly gets in the way. I can't even see them.
            ..and I'm off.

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            • Manowar
              jellyfish  
              • Dec 2003
              • 71528

              #7
              continental gt or flying spur?

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              • gangbangjoe
                Ronin
                • May 2004
                • 17693

                #8
                Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                No, it's quite a normal reaction. Who wouldn't want to suckle the bleeding balls of such a gorgeous hunk. I would, but my belly gets in the way. I can't even see them.



                i just got my lower rips removed so that i can blow myself.

                hookers are expensive in germany w0rd

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                • cayne
                  My time is coming...
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7475

                  #9
                  you should be happy that it was just a bentley...lousy UK car...
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                  • gangbangjoe
                    Ronin
                    • May 2004
                    • 17693

                    #10
                    Originally posted by cayne
                    you should be happy that it was just a bentley...lousy UK car...


                    thank god i take better care with the maybach and the cl65amg

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                    • AdultInsider Cloner
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                      • Apr 2005
                      • 1472

                      #11
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                      • gangbangjoe
                        Ronin
                        • May 2004
                        • 17693

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
                        what color is the sky in your world again?



                        when i bought it it was blue

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