Bukkake is vile and makes me feel sick just thinking about it. How does anyone find that sexy
Its a networking event dude. Loosen up. It gets people in our industry in the door for a classy fine evening. The Bukkake ends up being a gimick that many of us just watch not actually particpate in.
There is great food and drinks at this party as well. Not everyone is jerking off. Although those that do have bragging rights throughout the show.
Last year's song was good too, "I Like Bukkake", I still can't get that catchy toon out of my head, or the look on the face of that girl who caught my swirly swirl of gooey goo...
As a veteran of last year's party I can tell you that this intimate gathering is very conducive to networking. I picked up lots of business cards, and I was still able to read about half of them once I got them unstuck.
Oh, and more thing for any newbies, we shake hands like porn stars - forearm to forearm, since no one really wants to shake your hand after you massaged your man meat and all...
Good times, I suddenly remembered about last year when I flew into Las Vegas, I told the limo service to have a sign prepared with this name on it:
Finally, please be sure to play safe guys, m'kay?
We don't want any repeats of last year's "incident".
Would you be intrested in sponsoring? Last time I had a Sexsearch group come we had to ask them to leave. It was that Indian dude Raj or something like that.
There was this Hot Blonde gal there named Marina I think it was. The guys were trying to get her to be one of the models and that Indian guy went crazy trying to defend her. It was just a joke. She thought it was funny. He did too until Boneprone put the goggles on her.
Maybe b/c I am a chick I don't quite get it... isn't this kind of gay to watch a buncha of guys jack their dicks?.. even if it is on a hot girl? Still reminds me of a sausage fest... he doesn't even get to touch her... just stare at (and maybe bump into) a buncha cocks.
Maybe b/c I am a chick I don't quite get it... isn't this kind of gay to watch a buncha of guys jack their dicks?.. even if it is on a hot girl? Still reminds me of a sausage fest... he doesn't even get to touch her... just stare at (and maybe bump into) a buncha cocks.
There are only 10 guys per girl. That gives enough room to where you arent touching or anywhere near the next guy's "cock" so no worries there.
As for he doesnt get to touch her and just stare at a bunch of cocks maybe you are right. But you do realize the whold purpose is to jizz on the girl. Not stare at cocks.
Why dont you come to the Party. I can get you a VIP pass.
Maybe b/c I am a chick I don't quite get it... isn't this kind of gay to watch a buncha of guys jack their dicks?.. even if it is on a hot girl? Still reminds me of a sausage fest... he doesn't even get to touch her... just stare at (and maybe bump into) a buncha cocks.
Lighten up Meg - for some webmasters, this is as close as they will ever get to an actual woman...
Im going to print that up and pass it out at the show.
I already have my VIP pass, but I keep getting contacted by people asking if they can still get invitations. What's the word on that?
BTW, I got your e-mail about this year's special surprises - an authentic FOB Japanese babe (thanks for putting me in that group, WOOT WOOT, I've been eating lots of broccoli and drinking lots of pineapple juice since I heard that), and the celebrity Bukkake girl that you were able to book - this party is going to be off the hook.
I'm expecting this year will be even better than last year, and last year was, shall we say, good to the last drop...
I am so looking forward to rubbing elbows with the VIP elite of the adult industry again.
Anyway, I know it takes lots of work to put this event on, so I want to thank you for everything in advance and I'll see you in a few days.
OK THE Official Date and time of the 2008 ANAL HOBBIT INTERNEXT BUKKAKE PARTY.
JANUARY 14th at MIDNIGHT
PALMS HOTEL - SUITE TBA
Mark it on your schedule. We made it at midnight so people could still attend biz dinners/meetings as well as other parties. This is a late night folk party, doors open at midnight and the girls are scheduled to perform at 2:00am
Men wanting to particpate must bring ID and be there no longer than 1:00am for set up. Also we ask that all men refrain from having sex or masturbation up t0 48 hours before the party. This is a Bukkake Party so coming in with your tank on Empty or low is not acceptable. 48 hours MINIMUM..
Thanks!
We are not sure of the Suite # yet.. But we will be sure word of mouth gets out the moment we know.
I already have my VIP pass, but I keep getting contacted by people asking if they can still get invitations. What's the word on that?
BTW, I got your e-mail about this year's special surprises - an authentic FOB Japanese babe (thanks for putting me in that group, WOOT WOOT, I've been eating lots of broccoli and drinking lots of pineapple juice since I heard that), and the celebrity Bukkake girl that you were able to book - this party is going to be off the hook.
I'm expecting this year will be even better than last year, and last year was, shall we say, good to the last drop...
I am so looking forward to rubbing elbows with the VIP elite of the adult industry again.
Anyway, I know it takes lots of work to put this event on, so I want to thank you for everything in advance and I'll see you in a few days.
ADG
Thank you for helping us sposor.. We just got your banner made and it will be hanging on the wall as one of the top banner areas next to the Lightspeed Cash and AVN banners.
Thank you for helping us sposor.. We just got your banner made and it will be hanging on the wall as one of the top banner areas next to the Lightspeed Cash and AVN banners.
No prob, and thanks for replacing the banner from last year.
I know there was only one letter difference from my site name and what appeared last year (Asian "Dive" Girls), but goddamnit, I'm glad that you finally understand that it totally changes the meaning.
I almost wasn't going to participate after your frigging "Wanna buy a vowel" comment...I swear if you didn't pay to replace my shoes and fix my banner, I was going to walk.
Anyway, I forgive you, and I'm happy to return as a sponsor of the Las Vegas InterNext event with the most spunk.
Now, back to my brocolli and pineapple smoothie...yum!!!
Maybe b/c I am a chick I don't quite get it... isn't this kind of gay to watch a buncha of guys jack their dicks?.. even if it is on a hot girl? Still reminds me of a sausage fest... he doesn't even get to touch her... just stare at (and maybe bump into) a buncha cocks.
group bukkake is a party for latent homosexuals to be sure.
group bukkake is a party for latent homosexuals to be sure.
No, I'm pretty sure that the InterNext Latent Homosexual Party is next door, but you can check with the Palms concierge when you get there to be sure...
Anal Hobbit had all of the participants sign releases prohibiting us from posting pictures online, so if you missed it, sorry.
This was mostly due to Anal Hobbit getting us some rather special celeb cum catchers this year, which made for a special night for all in attendence.
I was fortunate to be in the group that had an actual AV actress from Japan, but Anal (as his friends call him), also had a few top adult female performers, and even one program owner, among the honey drippers.
This was definitely the highlight of my trip and I want to thank all of the sponsors who helped make it possible.
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