My son flushed my cell phone down the toilet today.

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  • Fred Quimby
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 5430

    #1

    My son flushed my cell phone down the toilet today.

    My mom always said when I was growing up "I hope you have a son just like you someday" Today was that day.

    He's 22 months and caused the kids bathroom toilet bowl to over flow this morning. I figued it was one of his toys or something so I got the plunger out and forced whatever was stuck,,through the pipes.

    Then my wife is doing laundery in the basement this afternoon and the slop sink starts to over flow. After I clean that mess up I noticed the water level was not going down. So now whatever was stuck in the toilet bowl is now stuck in the main under the basement foor.

    So I tried to open the trap on the other side of the basement and guess what fuking happens. The cap flies off and the water pressure from all 3 bathrooms forces all the fuking water out into a 5 ft high stream full of shit and crap.

    It took me 3 hours to clean all the crap up

    Now I gotta reach my hand into the trap and fish out whatever the fuk was blocking the sewage line. After pulling out wads of shit and toilet paper, my fucking cell phone appears.

    Anyone want a free cellphone?
  • aico
    Moo Moo Cow
    • Mar 2004
    • 14748

    #2
    Urban Legend

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    • MaDalton
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      • Feb 2004
      • 39861

      #3
      priceless

      no video??
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      • Doctor Dre
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        • Jan 2001
        • 51692

        #4
        lol
        2 weeks ago my daughter took my cell phone and played with it in her bath...
        Originally posted by rayadp05
        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • sonofsam
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          • Dec 2004
          • 18648

          #5
          pwned......
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          • aico
            Moo Moo Cow
            • Mar 2004
            • 14748

            #6
            Originally posted by MaDalton
            priceless

            no video??
            Get on ICQ I have to ask you something...

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            • madawgz
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              • Mar 2006
              • 30509

              #7
              lololol that sucks man
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              • G-Rotica
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2005
                • 4258

                #8
                Does it get shitty reception in the basement?

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                • VicD
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                  • Feb 2005
                  • 13245

                  #9
                  hahahaha

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                  • Fred Quimby
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 5430

                    #10
                    Originally posted by G-Rotica
                    Does it get shitty reception in the basement?
                    I still have the insurance on it,,I should make my wife bring it back

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                    • MandyBlake
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 17761

                      #11
                      oh man that has to suck.
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                      • tony299
                        lurker
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 57021

                        #12
                        thats too funny lol

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                        • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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                          • May 2005
                          • 18314

                          #13
                          Very Funny.

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            Damn..I thought I had a bad day..lol

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                            • dbavaria
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 404

                              #15
                              Isn't it a bit dangerous to have a 2 year old playing around a toilet - like in terms of a drowning hazard?

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                              • wyldblyss
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 5779

                                #16
                                My son flushed a action figurine down the toilet in the lower level of our house. No shower of shit, but the plumber had to take the toilet off and then they had to cut up the cement, then once they hit dirt they had to keep digging down...then over...then rip up more flooring...then they had to cut open that section of pipe, then replace the pipe...and then a couple thousand dollars later my son had his toy back...but of course he didn't want it.

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                                • O MARINA
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 13794

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Fred Quimby
                                  My mom always said when I was growing up "I hope you have a son just like you someday" Today was that day.



                                  fun day for you!

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                                  • minusonebit
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                                    • Feb 2006
                                    • 7391

                                    #18
                                    this thread is useless without pics.

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                                    • gecko
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                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 21846

                                      #19
                                      hahahaha
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                                      • Vitasoy
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 58202

                                        #20
                                        Lol.. that cracked me up


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                                        • MaDalton
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                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 39861

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by aico
                                          Get on ICQ I have to ask you something...

                                          shhhh - i am now

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                                          • gangbangjoe
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                                            • May 2004
                                            • 17693

                                            #22
                                            ahahahhahaa

                                            great story

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                                            • Manowar
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                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 71528

                                              #23
                                              hahaha awesome

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                                              • u-Bob
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                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 33063

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by minusonebit
                                                this thread is useless without pics.
                                                I agree

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                                                • tyler.
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                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 1653

                                                  #25
                                                  thats hillarious

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                                                  • juve20
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                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 2542

                                                    #26
                                                    Nokia's a durable as fuck!

                                                    i dropped it from a third story building and it still works!
                                                    droppedit down the toilet and it still works!

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                                                    • gangbangjoe
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                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 17693

                                                      #27
                                                      await some "crappy" calls

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                                                      • Yngwie
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                                                        • May 2003
                                                        • 11118

                                                        #28
                                                        now that's shitty lol
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                                                        • Deej
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                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                          • 24386

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by G-Rotica
                                                          Does it get shitty reception in the basement?
                                                          Now thats funny

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                                                          • CherryLipsRosa
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                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 3603

                                                            #30
                                                            hahahaahaha kids do the darnest things
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                                                            • hova
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                                                              • Jan 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              very funny story
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                                                              • Fuckin Bill
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                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                • 1020

                                                                #32
                                                                Oh that's just priceless. I'm sure you'll still be reminding him of that when he's 30.

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                                                                • DamageX
                                                                  Marketing & Strategy
                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 14293

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                                                  My son flushed a action figurine down the toilet in the lower level of our house. No shower of shit, but the plumber had to take the toilet off and then they had to cut up the cement, then once they hit dirt they had to keep digging down...then over...then rip up more flooring...then they had to cut open that section of pipe, then replace the pipe...and then a couple thousand dollars later my son had his toy back...but of course he didn't want it.
                                                                  Wouldn't a new son have been cheaper?
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                                                                  • practiceTITOISM
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                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                    • 441

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                    lol
                                                                    2 weeks ago my daughter took my cell phone and played with it in her bath...
                                                                    Did she put it on vibrate?

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                                                                    • Hooligan
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 1472

                                                                      #35

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