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The hazards of doing your own photography....

08-12-2001, 11:10 PM

Sometimes photoshoots can get pretty intense... and I'm just a regular guy...

One night, I reached over and snuggled my wife in my sleep, waking her up just in time to hear me say "If it wasn't for my wife, I'd fuck the living hell out of you right now!"

boy am I glad I didn't name names....

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08-12-2001, 11:31 PM

It could get tons worse...

Imagine actually hooking up with a model, then she goes on the warpath striaght to your wife!

Keep it professional, and it is tough!

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08-13-2001, 12:48 AM

I would like to say;
Enjoy as long as you can!
You are only alive once!
Go fuck every models brains out!
Show them a great time and they'll get back to you, make it routine!

Enjoy the ride, kick back and relaxe!
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08-13-2001, 01:10 AM

mr speed. i would imagine your wife is fully aware of the temptations of your job. that little slip was probably very reassuring considering it came from your subconscious.

don't listen to nick. he is apparently without a moral center.

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08-13-2001, 08:16 AM

"without a moral center" nicely worded phrase.

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Originally posted by titmowse:
mr speed. i would imagine your wife is fully aware of the temptations of your job. that little slip was probably very reassuring considering it came from your subconscious.

don't listen to nick. he is apparently without a moral center.

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08-13-2001, 08:29 AM

Bah, just do what I do.. get your signifcant other in bed and your model.. Solves both problems =o)

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08-13-2001, 08:31 AM

wow, remind me to never ask this board for moral guidance....

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08-13-2001, 11:00 AM

just goes to show why you shouldn't get married

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08-13-2001, 11:47 AM

thank you mr pimp! we at eroticopy are happy to please.

mr speed, you're always safe with me and red.

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08-13-2001, 12:00 PM

Don't forget me.
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Midnight and I have strong moral centers as well hon. To steal your words. ~smiles sweetly~

Lightspeed, you continue to be strong dear. That few hours of play can hardly make up for a lifetime of loyalty, honesty, support and memories.
But it would appear you already know this now dont you!

Have a great day everyone,

It was a nice post to read coming from another married male in this industry.

Kandi

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08-13-2001, 12:10 PM

Should have brought some roses home that evening Lightspeed. But ignore the temptations. 1 in hand and all of that...

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08-13-2001, 02:17 PM

Solution: Stop using other girls as models and only use your wife. That way, if you DO cross that ethical boudary, you won't get into too much trouble!

My gf works in a lingerie shop and has a few friends in the business whose normal levels of morality are lower than mine after I drink a dozen ice cold coronas with lime and have sniffed rubber cement non-stop for 6 hours. Scary what some of these models are willing to do for a few extra dollars or the better shift at their shop. Scary.

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08-13-2001, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by blakkfrogg:
Solution: Stop using other girls as models and only use your wife.

oh man... so the solution to not cheating on my wife with my models is to pimp her out on the net? How about LightspeedsWife.com?

Does it matter that she's old enough to be the mother of most of our models?

hmmmm...

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08-13-2001, 07:06 PM

well, you could always wrap your crotch in duct tape before each photoshoot and spray yourself down in skunk juice. No one will go near you. No CHANCE of cheating then.

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08-21-2001, 09:21 AM

Frogg I think the skunk juice Idea is great
Ill go get him some for his next shoot

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