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  • ForteCash
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    • Feb 2006
    • 3278

    #1

    i want to kill myself...

    so, how should i do it?

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  • BAKO
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    • Jul 2005
    • 18483

    #2
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    • Fetish Gimp
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      • Feb 2005
      • 1699

      #3
      Paper cuts.
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      • MonkeyG
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        • Dec 2005
        • 127

        #4
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        • Raven
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 6874

          #5
          If you're really serious about dying, there are plenty of ways to accomplish the task.

          But, remember....once you die, there's no changing your mind.
          Raven

          ~RETIRED~

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          • WebairGerard
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2005
            • 8113

            #6
            Originally posted by Fetish Gimp
            Paper cuts.
            OMG what a way to go!

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            • DamageX
              Marketing & Strategy
              • Jun 2001
              • 14293

              #7
              Originally posted by Raven
              If you're really serious about dying, there are plenty of ways to accomplish the task.

              But, remember....once you die, there's no changing your mind.
              Actually, we don't know that yet.
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              • triumph
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 3433

                #8
                Suicide is nothing to joke about!

                If you are not joking get some professional help instead of posting on gfy.

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                • ForteCash
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 3278

                  #9
                  Originally posted by triumph
                  Suicide is nothing to joke about!

                  If you are not joking get some professional help instead of posting on gfy.

                  heh, riiiight..

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                  • DamageX
                    Marketing & Strategy
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 14293

                    #10
                    Originally posted by triumph
                    Suicide is nothing to joke about!

                    If you are not joking get some professional help instead of posting on gfy.
                    What, you didn't know? GFY IS professional help. Suicide help line, helps you commit suicide faster.
                    Whitehat is for chumps

                    If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                    • gentmaster
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 432

                      #11
                      Wire cable tethered to a tree trunk.

                      Climb inside your car with the cable wrapped around your neck. Roll up the window as high as it will go. Floor the gas.

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                      • ForteCash
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                        • Feb 2006
                        • 3278

                        #12
                        awesome!

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                        • G-Rotica
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                          • Aug 2005
                          • 4258

                          #13
                          Be a man. Eat a bullet.

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                          • juve20
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                            • Feb 2005
                            • 2542

                            #14
                            throw yourself of a bridge!
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                            • Libertine
                              sex dwarf
                              • May 2002
                              • 17860

                              #15
                              mrthumbs strikes again.

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                              • Canibal-7
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 241

                                #16
                                Gravediggaz


                                So you wanna die, commit suicide
                                Dial 1-800-Cyanide line
                                Far as life, yo it ain't worth it
                                Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
                                The trick didn't work
                                Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth
                                After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
                                Gun down the captain for no fucking reason
                                And get some LSD or a drink from the bar
                                Get behind your wheel and crash the car
                                Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
                                confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
                                Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell
                                BZZZZZT touched the third rail.
                                You fucked up chicken, now you just got fried
                                Cause it's a suicide

                                Six fucking devils stepped up playing brave God
                                Had the fucking nerve to try and enta my grave yard
                                I'm the Ryzarector, be my sacrafice
                                Commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life
                                The first was convinced
                                Stuck a water hose in his mouth at full blast so his head can explode
                                Second said hmmmm that's good but I can top it
                                Put an ax up to his head and then he chopped it
                                Blood shot out in every direction
                                The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions
                                Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
                                Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
                                Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
                                Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire
                                Three and Four fell deep into spell and
                                Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion's den
                                Number Five said it ain't worth being alive
                                Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with cynaide
                                The only one to escape was number Six
                                He went home
                                Sat in the tub and slit his wrists
                                Yeah, more graves to dig. Goodbye
                                There's no need to cry...
                                ... cause we all die

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                                • Raven
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 6874

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by DamageX
                                  Actually, we don't know that yet.
                                  We don't?
                                  Raven

                                  ~RETIRED~

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                                  • Raven
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 6874

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by triumph
                                    Suicide is nothing to joke about!

                                    If you are not joking get some professional help instead of posting on gfy.
                                    The only ones who don't joke about suicide are not here to talk about it.
                                    Raven

                                    ~RETIRED~

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                                    • pornguy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 62910

                                      #19
                                      I like the paper cuts idea.
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                                      • Porko
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                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 4014

                                        #20
                                        still alive?

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                                        • TheSaint
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 991

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by gentmaster
                                          Wire cable tethered to a tree trunk.

                                          Climb inside your car with the cable wrapped around your neck. Roll up the window as high as it will go. Floor the gas.
                                          Guy did that a year or two ago, severed his head. My personal favorite was another guy who wired up 2 shotguns to his alarm clock and went to sleep - never felt a thing.
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                                          • G-Rotica
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2005
                                            • 4258

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TheSaint
                                            Guy did that a year or two ago, severed his head. My personal favorite was another guy who wired up 2 shotguns to his alarm clock and went to sleep - never felt a thing.
                                            Electric shotguns?

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                                            • blowme_DL
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                                              • Jan 2006
                                              • 2077

                                              #23
                                              dont kill yah self man
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                                              • IwantU Bryan
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                                                • Jan 2005
                                                • 1764

                                                #24
                                                Blow Your Head off
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                                                • sfera
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                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 8597

                                                  #25
                                                  can ihave ur sites before you do?

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                                                  • L-Pink
                                                    working on my tan
                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                    • 39151

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by ForteCash
                                                    so, how should i do it?

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                                                    • ForteCash
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                      • 3278

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                      OD on penis pills, you big dick .......
                                                      I tried, but my dick got so hard I had to put the gun down and fuck several fat women which made me even more depressed...

                                                      Maybe I should stage my own death, start a 2nd identity and leave the new me the life insurance policy and all my assets..

                                                      hmmm..

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                                                      • u-Bob
                                                        there's no $$$ in porn
                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                        • 33063

                                                        #28
                                                        here you go

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                                                        • Fresh
                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                          • 4920

                                                          #29
                                                          dont do it. you will wake up to regret it


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                                                          • GatorB
                                                            The Demon & 12clicks
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 18208

                                                            #30
                                                            Well this guy had dedication

                                                            "Police on Friday identified the man whose body a group of tourists aboard the Bay Spirit found floating in the bay this week during a sunset cruise as a 20-year-old from Spring Hill.

                                                            Jonathan Link left a suicide note in his car, parked at Bayshore and Bay to Bay boulevards, shortly before his death, Tampa police said. He also changed his outgoing message on his cell phone to say he would be going away for a long time and didn?t know if he would be back, police said.

                                                            At some point, he approached the balustrade. He snapped a novelty-style metal shackle onto his left ankle, attached it to a heavy object, put the key in his pocket and plunged into the water, police said. "

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                                                            • GatorB
                                                              The Demon & 12clicks
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 18208

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Dave Guru
                                                              dont do it. you will wake up to regret it
                                                              If he's successful he won't.

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                                                              • Pure Evil
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                                                                • Mar 2006
                                                                • 1737

                                                                #32
                                                                either cyanide or a .50 caliber hollow point
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                                                                • Morgan
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 10520

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Fetish Gimp
                                                                  Paper cuts.

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                                                                  • Spunky
                                                                    I need a beer
                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                    • 133978

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Snort an ounce of blow and jump off the tallest building in your city

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                                                                    • Young
                                                                      Bland for life
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 10468

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                                      here you go

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                                                                      • Kleo
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                                                                        • Apr 2006
                                                                        • 71

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                                          President of Canada
                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 23141

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Through early morning fog I see

                                                                          visions of the things to be

                                                                          the pains that are withheld for me

                                                                          I realize and I can see...

                                                                          [REFRAIN]:

                                                                          that suicide is painless

                                                                          It brings on many changes

                                                                          and I can take or leave it if I please.

                                                                          I try to find a way to make

                                                                          all our little joys relate

                                                                          without that ever-present hate

                                                                          but now I know that it's too late, and...

                                                                          [REFRAIN]

                                                                          The game of life is hard to play

                                                                          I'm gonna lose it anyway

                                                                          The losing card I'll someday lay

                                                                          so this is all I have to say.

                                                                          [REFRAIN]

                                                                          The only way to win is cheat

                                                                          And lay it down before I'm beat

                                                                          and to another give my seat

                                                                          for that's the only painless feat.

                                                                          [REFRAIN]

                                                                          The sword of time will pierce our skins

                                                                          It doesn't hurt when it begins

                                                                          But as it works its way on in

                                                                          The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

                                                                          [REFRAIN]

                                                                          A brave man once requested me

                                                                          to answer questions that are key

                                                                          is it to be or not to be

                                                                          and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

                                                                          [REFRAIN]

                                                                          'Cause suicide is painless

                                                                          it brings on many changes

                                                                          and I can take or leave it if I please.

                                                                          ...and you can do the same thing if you please.
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                                                                          • CherryLipsRosa
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                            • 3603

                                                                            #38
                                                                            take a walk and forget about it
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                                                                            • minusonebit
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                                              • 7391

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Get a big gun. (Not your cock). Walk into a police station. Shoot the desk sergeant in the head. Fire as many other shots as you can at the blue suits that are running around now. You're sure to be kilt this way.

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                                                                                • 47880

                                                                                #40
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                                                                                  • Mar 2006
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                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • Downtime
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                    • 7320

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    throw yourself out of a tall, tall building.
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                                                                                    • Ian
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 1259

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Stupid post.

                                                                                      I have heard that aspirin is a huge move.

                                                                                      You should be banned for life for even posting this.

                                                                                      It might be a joke for you but some people really do have problems above and beyond: "Always looking for traffic trades, link exchanges and business building."

                                                                                      I think Lens should be made aware of your presence and mind set.

                                                                                      Consider it done and good luck to you for the future.

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                                                                                      • kmanrox
                                                                                        aka K-Man
                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                        • 29295

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        quit being such a fucking pussy and do it already, THEN write about it

                                                                                        duh
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                                                                                        • Dirty Dane
                                                                                          Sick Fuck
                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                          • 9491

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          The best way to kill yourself is to grow old and do what enjoy YOU in the rest of your life

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                                                                                          • madawgz
                                                                                            8.8.8.8
                                                                                            • Mar 2006
                                                                                            • 30509

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            what if he really did something already

                                                                                            then what would you think about your stupid posts. assholes
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                                                                                            • Dirty Dane
                                                                                              Sick Fuck
                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                              • 9491

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                                              what if he really did something already

                                                                                              then what would you think about your stupid posts. assholes
                                                                                              Damn.. that happened with another guy last year at GFY I remember. Its not to joke about, I had 3 friends killed themself

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                                                                                              • Egomancer
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                                                                                                • Dec 2005
                                                                                                • 2074

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Shoot yourself...

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                                                                                                • Warden
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                  • 2906

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Go to sleep. You'll feel better tomorrow
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                                                                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                    • 58202

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Dirty Dane
                                                                                                    Damn.. that happened with another guy last year at GFY I remember. Its not to joke about, I had 3 friends killed themself
                                                                                                    Yea someone actually did do this last year.


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