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  • KMR Stitch
    I am cool
    • Jul 2003
    • 14494

    #1

    funny politics.....Dont kill if this is reposted

    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

    Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

    Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

    He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

    So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. "

    The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

    The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
  • mazdaman
    My Sig was too Big! :(
    • Apr 2006
    • 435

    #2
    reminds me of bill gates
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    • d_train
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      • Jun 2005
      • 1527

      #3
      the truth as seen through a child's eyes
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      • woj
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        • Jul 2002
        • 47880

        #4
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        • iWeb_Allan
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          • Mar 2006
          • 407

          #5
          And I thought truth hurts. This one's funny as hell
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          • alec
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2005
            • 1877

            #6
            A funny representaion.

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            • Bob_cougar
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2005
              • 1935

              #7
              perfect definition of politics!




              quite old but humorous as well

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