Xniphobe

Thanks. It is a decent bit of drafting, if I do say so myself...particularly considering the fact that I was hammered off my ass when I penned it.

Thing is, though, I forgot to mention about the British accent. You see, when you read it, you're supposed to imagine a craggy, shrieking, old-British-guy voice, kinda like that dude from "The Wall."

I think when you try it this way, you'll all have to agree it really is a very nice piece of work, regardless of your feelings this way or that for...well, you know who.