Originally Posted by Sands

This is the only marketing book you'll ever need. It teaches you how to market the ninja way... with katanas, black attire, and caltrops! Think about it... ninjas are branding masters! Everyone knows what a ninja is, where they come from, and their fabrication of a dark mystique makes everyone want to be a ninja.

So here you have nations of people wanting to be ninjas, all smacking each other silly with nunchucks and throwing shurikens at poor squirrels. The clandestine assassin market is HUGE with profits in the millions. Let the ancient farmers-by-day and killing-machines-by-night of feudal Japan show you how to sell porn, microwaves, or anything you can think of!

But in all seriousness, I'll have to pick up a copy of Meatball Sundae and I look forward to more of your recommendations.