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  • Zester
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    • Jul 2003
    • 5344

    #1

    balls squeezed ! oh shit!

    have you even been ball squeezed and had pain that lasted a week?
    (this is a story behind this, i'll tell ya later)
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  • Scott McD
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    • Nov 2002
    • 67792

    #2
    Umm, not that i know of...


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    • Manowar
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      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3
      no, but i got kicked and it hurt like fuck

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      • maxxx_fucktor
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        • Jun 2005
        • 1498

        #4
        not yet happened to me.

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        • Lee
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          • Aug 2002
          • 2977

          #5
          Never squeezed like that, but Ive had footballs hit me there and Ive been kicked there a few times in the course of playing sports. Although the worst one ever was when a friend hit me there with a rolled up magazine, not particurly hard but it just caught me badly and I puked my guts up and was in pain for a couple of days.

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          • Zester
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2003
            • 5344

            #6
            Originally posted by Lee
            Never squeezed like that, but Ive had footballs hit me there and Ive been kicked there a few times in the course of playing sports. Although the worst one ever was when a friend hit me there with a rolled up magazine, not particurly hard but it just caught me badly and I puked my guts up and was in pain for a couple of days.
            that's sucks, magazines are really deadly these days
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            • Yngwie
              I am an Alien from space
              • May 2003
              • 11118

              #7
              never squeezed but I did fall off a 20 foot cliff with my mountain bike and when I landed I landed right on the crossbar balls first. That was more horrible than when a spray paint can exploded in my face giving me 2nd degree burns.
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              • Barefootsies
                Choice is an Illusion
                • Feb 2005
                • 42635

                #8
                Yes. Met a girl once, and things got frisky. Next thing I know she's pulling my ball sack like she's milking a cow. Talk about some fucking pain!

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                • Zester
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                  • Jul 2003
                  • 5344

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Yngwie
                  never squeezed but I did fall off a 20 foot cliff with my mountain bike and when I landed I landed right on the crossbar balls first. That was more horrible than when a spray paint can exploded in my face giving me 2nd degree burns.
                  ouch! and you're balls got out of it in 1 piece? I mean 2....
                  no 2 weeks of pain? man, are you're balls made of titanium ?
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                  • Funbrunette
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                    • May 2002
                    • 4834

                    #10
                    This thread is useless without pics!

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                    • ServerGenius
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                      • Feb 2002
                      • 9377

                      #11
                      I don't know about squeezing but I did land with my balls first on the fuel cap
                      of a motocross bike after my feet lost the footpegs in midair during a big jump.
                      My balls were black and blue and I had to puke because of the pain......it was
                      the most painfull experience that I ever had out of all injuries that I have ever
                      suffered
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                      • xclusive
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                        • Apr 2004
                        • 35218

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Funbrunette
                        This thread is useless without pics!

                        damn that's just not right

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                        • Zester
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                          • Jul 2003
                          • 5344

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DynaSpain
                          I don't know about squeezing but I did land with my balls first on the fuel cap
                          of a motocross bike after my feet lost the footpegs in midair during a big jump.
                          My balls were black and blue and I had to puke because of the pain......it was
                          the most painfull experience that I ever had out of all injuries that I have ever
                          suffered
                          holly shit. did you get that checked?
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                          • Screaming
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                            • Feb 2004
                            • 18972

                            #14
                            Great thread lol.

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                            • G-Rotica
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                              • Aug 2005
                              • 4258

                              #15
                              Stop. I'm in pain just reading this stuff.

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                              • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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                                • May 2005
                                • 18314

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Funbrunette
                                This thread is useless without pics!

                                My balls are in pain just looking at that.

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                                • ilbb
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                                  • May 2005
                                  • 3025

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Funbrunette
                                  This thread is useless without pics!

                                  I wish I never see this picture

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                                  • Zester
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                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 5344

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Scott McD
                                    Umm, not that i know of...
                                    you think you could have been ball squeezed without you knowing about it?
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                                    • HorseShit
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                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 17513

                                      #19
                                      getting hit there hard, can actually cause testicular cancer, research it

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                                      • Zester
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                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 5344

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jdavis
                                        getting hit there hard, can actually cause testicular cancer, research it
                                        that is 100% bullshit
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                                        • HorseShit
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                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 17513

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Zester
                                          that is 100% bullshit
                                          nope


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                                          • ServerGenius
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 9377

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Zester
                                            holly shit. did you get that checked?
                                            yes I did, and since I have 2 kids now I guess all still works
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                                            • Paraskass
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                                              • May 2002
                                              • 5829

                                              #23
                                              ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                              • Zester
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                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 5344

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jdavis
                                                nope


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                                                do you know someone who never got hit hard there? no
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                                                • HorseShit
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                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 17513

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Zester
                                                  do you know someone who never got hit hard there? no
                                                  listen, you probably have cancer

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                                                  • HorseShit
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 17513

                                                    #26
                                                    btw, I've never gotten hit hard there.

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                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 24812

                                                      #27
                                                      Commonly referred to in the CBT/fetish genre as a 'Baltimore Ball-Crusher':








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                                                      • HorseShit
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 17513

                                                        #28
                                                        what the fuck.....

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                                                        • Thomas1007
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                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 5542

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Zester
                                                          have you even been ball squeezed and had pain that lasted a week?
                                                          (this is a story behind this, i'll tell ya later)
                                                          nope and I cant say I want to be.
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                                                          • calibra
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                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 4357

                                                            #30

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                                                            • Zester
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                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 5344

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                              Commonly referred to in the CBT/fetish genre as a 'Baltimore Ball-Crusher':








                                                              oh for gods sake
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                                                              • u-Bob
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                                                                • Jul 2005
                                                                • 33063

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                Commonly referred to in the CBT/fetish genre as a 'Baltimore Ball-Crusher':








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                                                                • Spunky
                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 133978

                                                                  #33

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                                                                  • SilentKnight
                                                                    Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                                    • 24812

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Zester
                                                                    oh for gods sake
                                                                    Did you expect anything different in a thread entitled "balls squeezed ! oh shit!"

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                                                                    • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 6269

                                                                      #35
                                                                      thats really really sick!!!

                                                                      Dont be so mean to your balls guys, remember your balls is just your biggest asset!!!

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                                                                      • PixeLs
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                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                        • 11922

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Nope. I just accidentally sat on it.

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                                                                        • Yngwie
                                                                          I am an Alien from space
                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                          • 11118

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Zester
                                                                          ouch! and you're balls got out of it in 1 piece? I mean 2....
                                                                          no 2 weeks of pain? man, are you're balls made of titanium ?

                                                                          suprinsingly, yes they made it out in 2 pieces.. As for the pain... 2 weeks sounds about right. It sucked badly.
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                                                                          • Zester
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                            • 5344

                                                                            #38
                                                                            ok, here it is:
                                                                            ex-girlfriend (sex still happens) got "experimental" on me, she concluded that a good way to turn me on is to playfully pull and squeeze my sack hard, something like what barefooties described that happen to him (when we were together a light tug, a very gentle - I SAID GENLTE! one used to turn me on)
                                                                            I was totally unprepared for this, and before I knew it I was in growing pain and pulling away saying: "girl, what are you doing?", I guess I was so confused cause it came out like: "gir, wha wha you doin?" or something like that.

                                                                            pain is still there, diminishing, 5 days and counting.
                                                                            next time I have sex, I'm gonna wear some kind of metal athletic cup on my balls and write "off bounds!" on it.
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                                                                            • Red Ezra
                                                                              redezra.com
                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                              • 4678

                                                                              #39
                                                                              oh shit ow

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                                                                              • Bob_cougar
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                                                                                • Jun 2005
                                                                                • 1935

                                                                                #40
                                                                                these pictures are driving me crazy. never happened to me.

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                                                                                • madawgz
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                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                  • 30509

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Barefootsies
                                                                                  Yes. Met a girl once, and things got frisky. Next thing I know she's pulling my ball sack like she's milking a cow. Talk about some fucking pain!


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                                                                                  • Vitasoy
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                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                    • 58202

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I'm happy to say, no.


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                                                                                    • maxxx_fucktor
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                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                      • 1498

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      poor little penis.

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                                                                                      • d_train
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                                                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                                                        • 1527

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        a tear fell fall my left eye upon seeing those pics
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                                                                                        • Samantha-creationcrew
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                                                                                          • Apr 2006
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          what a thread....it hurts.... ouch.....

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