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  • Greg B
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2001
    • 7014
    #1

    Scientists: Jesus Walked On Ice Not Water

    http://www.livescience.com/othernews...jesus_ice.html

    Okay I could see if this new scientific study had some merit but it's full of more speculation than a barber shop political debate.

    Anyone from the north countries knows you gotta wait at least 3 days for ice to form strong enough to skate on.
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    • pornguy
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      • Mar 2003
      • 62910
      #2
      But he did not skate. He walked.


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        • Pure Evil
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          • Mar 2006
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          #3
          dont remember the bible saying anything about him busting his ass while walking on the water
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            • StuartD
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              • Jul 2002
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              #4
              Yes, and he was a white middle eastern man with gucci sandles, pearly white teeth and perfect complexion.
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                • Sarah_Jayne
                  Now with more Jayne
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 40077
                  #5
                  well it is a form of water atleast

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                    • Brujah
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                      • Jan 2001
                      • 22157
                      #6
                      Greg, check this out
                      http://www.accuracyingenesis.com/adam.html

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                        • Drake
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 12508
                          #7
                          People sure don't put faith into hobos the way they used to

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                            • Manowar
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                              • Dec 2003
                              • 71528
                              #8
                              Originally posted by StuartD
                              Yes, and he was a white middle eastern man with gucci sandles, pearly white teeth and perfect complexion.

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                                • Greg B
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 7014
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Brujah
                                  Greg, check this out
                                  http://www.accuracyingenesis.com/adam.html
                                  Brujah, nice link!

                                  However I'm betting we'll find out that the reason we have big heads is due to our increased language, communication and need to use imagination. Same as dolphins and whales who use complex communication as well.

                                  The prefrontal lobe is the hardwiring for such things and that's the difference.

                                  When Biblical archaeologists bypass science for speculation that's when they fall on their faces.

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                                    • Grapesoda
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 46234
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Pure Evil
                                      dont remember the bible saying anything about him busting his ass while walking on the water

                                      did the bible say JC was freezing his nuts off? I don't remember . . .

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                                        • xclusive
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                                          • Apr 2004
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Manowar

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                                            • SilentKnight
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                                              • Oct 2005
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                                              #12
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                                                    • LittleSassy
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                                                      #14
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                                                        • Greg B
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 7014
                                                          #15
                                                          Yeah, these scientists did everything except READ the Bible.

                                                          It says Jesus was walking on water during a storm and had waves. The Apostles were on the ship scared and Peter tried to walk on water and started sinking til Jesus rescue him.

                                                          Talk about stretching science to an unimaginable limit.

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                                                            • pocketkangaroo
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                                                              • Jan 2005
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                                                              #16

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                                                                  #17
                                                                  everything has to be explained away

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                                                                    • Barefootsies
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                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 42635
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by StuartD
                                                                      Yes, and he was a white middle eastern man with gucci sandles, pearly white teeth and perfect complexion.
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                                                                        • elitetec
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                                                                          • Sep 2005
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Well he was a great hokey player. I think he was MVP in the season 01. A.D./02. A.D.



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                                                                            • BusterBunny
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                                                                              • Aug 2005
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              jesus never walked he was a quadrapalegic...
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                                                                                • CyberHustler
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                                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                                  • 28794
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • Hammer
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                                                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I wonder why the Bible failed to mention that they were all freezing their fucking asses off at the time then?
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                                                                                        • volante
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                                                                                          • Mar 2002
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Jesus and Moses were strolling by the Red Sea, when Moses nudged Jesus and said, "Psst. Hey, Jesus, I've still got it."

                                                                                          Moses turned towards the Red Sea and lifted his staff on high. The angels began to sing, the gentle sea breeze turned into a raging gale, and the waters of the Red Sea were parted. Moses lowered his arms and, with a smug grin on his face, turned back to face Jesus.

                                                                                          Jesus scoffed. "Moses, my boy," said the Messiah, "I have still got it." And with a flourish of his robes, Jesus stepped onto the waters of the Red Sea and began to stride across without so much as a ripple.

                                                                                          But to Moses' amazement, halfway across the water, Jesus suddenly began to sink. He splashed into the water and began to choke and flounder as the waves tossed him around. Moses grumbled at Jesus' sillyness and parted the water once more. Moses helped Jesus back to shore, as the Saviour hacked up salt water.

                                                                                          When they had finally reached shore, Moses slapped a consoling hand on Jesus' shoulder and said, "Don't worry about it, Lord. Last time you tried it, you didn't have holes in your feet."

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                                                                                            • d_train
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                                                                                              • Jun 2005
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              if you will interpret the Bible literally, you'll discover thousands of loop holes
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                                                                                                • escorpio
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 23486
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  He walked on the water
                                                                                                  and swam on the land
                                                                                                  Jesus was way cool

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                                                                                                    • BV
                                                                                                      wtf
                                                                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                                                                      • 10914
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Scientists have also proven that there is not even enough water within the whole planet to fully flood the globe below sea level. Not now nor 6000 years ago!

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                                                                                                        • alec
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                                                                                                          • Jun 2005
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by pocketkangaroo

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                                                                                                            • Greg B
                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                              • 7014
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by The Hammer
                                                                                                              I wonder why the Bible failed to mention that they were all freezing their fucking asses off at the time then?


                                                                                                              You killed that scientific study in ONE stroke!

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