Frozen Pizza Scam

**Theo** · 02-20-2003, 12:07 PM

hahaha this looks like an ARS pizza!

**PenetratinP** · 02-20-2003, 12:07 PM

a bag? so there are loose slices inside the bag?

i've never seen frozen pizza packaged like that.

**magnatique** · 02-20-2003, 12:10 PM

LOL

**Theo** · 02-20-2003, 12:11 PM

wow,you reached 1000posts!

**chupacabra** · 02-20-2003, 12:11 PM

hehe, pizza shaving is becoming a bigger and bigger problem in this industry... NO MORE FREE PIZZA..!~

**KRL** · 02-20-2003, 12:14 PM

Escort what brand is that? I'd go rip out the grocer's throat who sold you that slimey wannabee pizza.

**magnatique** · 02-20-2003, 12:14 PM

and I wanted to say something useful for my 1000th...

oh well, I'll save it for the 10000th then

**Penrod** · 02-20-2003, 12:14 PM

Why are you worried about that pizza? You should be worried about that fine china falling and busting that $20k Lex.

**EscortBiz** · 02-20-2003, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by KRL
Escort what brand is that? I'd go rip out the grocer's throat who sold you that slimey wannabee pizza.

Ok go figure its called Greens KOSHER Pizza it comes in a bag not in a box (guess the bag is cheaper) first time I tried this brand

**EscortBiz** · 02-20-2003, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by Penrod
Why are you worried about that pizza? You should be worried about that fine china falling and busting that $20k Lex.

I paid 17

**[Labret]** · 02-20-2003, 12:26 PM

Kosher pizza?

My next tattoo... I swear.

Larger and I dont know where to put it.

**Interlude** · 02-20-2003, 12:27 PM

You're in NYC and you're buying frozen pizza?!

**twistyneck** · 02-20-2003, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz

Ok go figure its called Greens KOSHER Pizza it comes in a bag not in a box (guess the bag is cheaper) first time I tried this brand

And you're surprised you got stiffed?

**EscortBiz** · 02-20-2003, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by Interlude
You're in NYC and you're buying frozen pizza?!

Well I like it well done and was in the mood of it, usally I dont

**Penrod** · 02-20-2003, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz

I paid 17

You got a good deal.

**Fletch XXX** · 02-20-2003, 12:39 PM

a bag of pizza?

hhahah

**EscortBiz** · 02-20-2003, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by [Labret]
Kosher pizza?

My next tattoo... I swear.

Larger and I dont know where to put it.

why that lol rabbis will molest you

**SpaceAce** · 02-20-2003, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Purchased a bag of frozen pizza

LOL, that's really all you needed to post.

SpaceAce

**EscortBiz** · 02-20-2003, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by SpaceAce

LOL, that's really all you needed to post.

SpaceAce

why is there something I dont know???

**FATPad** · 02-20-2003, 12:46 PM

They sell pizzas by the bag now? LOL

**MetaMan** · 02-20-2003, 12:48 PM

that like one time i bought some candy and some of the lil packages were just filled with air heh

**SpaceAce** · 02-20-2003, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz

why is there something I dont know???

No, nothing specific but just say it out loud once: "A bag of pizza." As soon as I read "Purchased a bag of frozen pizza", I knew the next line was not going to be "... and it was the most awesome thing I ever tasted and a great deal to boot!" A bag of pizza just doesn't sound right.

SpaceAce

**Mutt** · 02-20-2003, 12:50 PM

damn that's the saddest slice of pizza i've ever seen.

**SCJason** · 02-20-2003, 12:50 PM

Wonder if that store sells "Jack in the Bags" as well..........lol

**SCJason** · 02-20-2003, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by Mutt
damn that's the saddest slice of pizza i've ever seen.

That is a sorry ass piece of pizza...................LMAO

**FATPad** · 02-20-2003, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by Mutt
damn that's the saddest slice of pizza i've ever seen.

It came in a bag. Are you surprised? lol

**EscortBiz** · 02-20-2003, 12:54 PM

this is the bag it came in

**[Labret]** · 02-20-2003, 01:03 PM

ahaha that just screams quality

**KRL** · 02-20-2003, 01:11 PM

Who's hungry? Yum!

NEW YORK PIZZA

sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, onions,
tomato sauce and fresh mozzarella

SCAMPI PIZZA

pesto sauce, fontina cheese, grilled shrimp and fresh mozzarella

FRUTTA DI MARE

shrimp, scallops, clams and mussels with fettuccine
in marinara sauce

LINGUINE ALLE VONGOLE

whole clams on linguine pasta with white sauce

CANNOLI

crispy Italian-style pastry shell stuffed with a sweet ricotta
cheese filling mixture and sprinkled with powdered sugar

**Babaganoosh** · 02-20-2003, 01:14 PM

Fucking with a mans pizza...what's next? Is nothing sacred anymore?

**MattO** · 02-20-2003, 01:15 PM

You're in New York City and you're buying pizza in bags?
Wow.

**Butrflied** · 02-20-2003, 01:20 PM

That's it! Pizza for dinner now ..

But you can bet I'm not buying any pizza that comes in a bag!

**WiredGuy** · 02-20-2003, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz
this is the bag it came in

Did you read the label? Fresh Frozen Pizza. There is no such thing as a fresh pizza which is frozen. Shrinkage occurs and it must taste awful. You live in New York, you should have some of the greatest pizza's sold anywhere and you went for a pizza in a bag?

WG

**CDSmith** · 02-20-2003, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Did you read the label? Fresh Frozen Pizza. There is no such thing as a fresh pizza which is frozen. Shrinkage occurs and it must taste awful.

That's right. When eating anything that was frozen you gotta allow for shrinkage.

It's the law.

**kaylacam** · 02-20-2003, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by KRL
Who's hungry? Yum!

SCAMPI PIZZA

pesto sauce, fontina cheese, grilled shrimp and fresh mozzarella

YUM!

**chupacabra** · 02-20-2003, 03:03 PM

SCAMPI PIZZA

oh god, just looking at that is making my stomach churn, shrimp and pizza do not seem a friendly combination for my tastes..

**EscortBiz** · 02-20-2003, 03:12 PM

I just picked myself up a nice dinner by the Outback Steakhouse in Brooklyn this will make me forget about the small fucked up slice

**KrazieSweets** · 02-20-2003, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Purchased a bag of frozen pizza, between the regular size ones I got this one, so instead of 4 full slices I had like 3

Everyone shaves I guess not just in the adult biz

YUCK

**xxxdesign-net** · 02-20-2003, 03:34 PM

Since when you get good frozen food...???

It always look delicious on the box... but crappy inside of it.... and taste crappy also....

**psyko514** · 02-20-2003, 04:05 PM

mmm... looks like a plate of herpes!

**FATPad** · 02-20-2003, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz
I just picked myself up a nice dinner by the Outback Steakhouse in Brooklyn this will make me forget about the small fucked up slice

You went to Outback?

Don't they sell Steak In A Jar at your grocery store? ;)

**EscortBiz** · 02-20-2003, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by FATPad
You went to Outback?

Don't they sell Steak In A Jar at your grocery store? ;)

well if it was steak in a bag maybe

**CDSmith** · 02-20-2003, 05:25 PM

Shrimp on pizza is awesome. Seafood rules.

Frozen Pizza Scam

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