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				Just updated my eHarmony preferences to include black women.
			 
 I was wondering why none of my matches were black. I thought it was just a socioeconomic thing or maybe by the magic of computers I confirmed that I really am the whitest guy in California. 
 I realized I've only been with one black girl in my life, and it doesn't really count because she was a stripper who gave me a handjob.
 
 So I've added black girls as possible matches. It should be fun.
 
 I still excluded muslims and hindoos though, that would be weird.
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