There was someone in Phoenix who I really wanted to fuck.

**woj** · 04-04-2006, 12:16 AM

100........

**BusterBunny** · 04-04-2006, 12:16 AM

nana funk?

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by Elli

This is my favourite device at the moment.

I like texture.

Why stop at one? Treat yourself!

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by Donny

My fleshlight is now moving much much faster!

Ramos told me that if you work the lid on the small end, you can get some interesting suction action going.

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by S P A N N O W

Why stop at one? Treat yourself!

So wrong.. so wrong.

But at least Eric seems to be enjoying himself.

**Donny** · 04-04-2006, 12:19 AM

Originally posted by S P A N N O W

Why stop at one? Treat yourself!

You just made my fleshlight come to a SCREECHING halt!

**Belinda** · 04-04-2006, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by S P A N N O W

Why stop at one? Treat yourself!

HAHAH.... now i have seen two men in one bed but three.... this could be interesting...what about the shower?

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by Donny

You just made my fleshlight come to a SCREECHING halt!

Don't lie Donny, you know you were like...

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by Belinda

HAHAH.... now i have seen two men in one bed but three.... this could be interesting...what about the shower?

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by Elli

MY EYES!!!

...That's it, this thread has officially taken a turn for the worst!

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 12:28 AM

Ok, summary of this thread so far:

Sleazy wants to jump the bones of some girl at the Phoenix Forum, but he didn't.
Sleazy is slim and trim and quite able to jump girls' bones but he made good business instead.
Belinda and Spannow need lube.
Belinda and WiredGuy need lube.
Belinda likes my back dimples.
Donny likes my butt.
Spannow is shy with the ladies but has books to help him get over it.
I like my purple toy.
Donny likes his fleshlight (TM).
Belinda likes multiple-man scenarios.
Another geocities page is about to succumb to GFY hotlinking.

Are we all up to speed now?

**Belinda** · 04-04-2006, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by Elli

Lets try STRAIGHT men in the shower LOL

**Belinda** · 04-04-2006, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by Elli

Ok, summary of this thread so far:

Sleazy wants to jump the bones of some girl at the Phoenix Forum, but he didn't.
Sleazy is slim and trim and quite able to jump girls' bones but he made good business instead.
Belinda and Spannow need lube.
Belinda and WiredGuy need lube.
Belinda likes my back dimples.
Donny likes my butt.
Spannow is shy with the ladies but has books to help him get over it.
I like my purple toy.
Donny likes his fleshlight (TM).
Belinda likes multiple-man scenarios.
Another geocities page is about to succumb to GFY hotlinking.

Are we all up to speed now?

that about sums it up I think

but the mulitple men thing needs to have ME in there somewhere or it is just gay LOL

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by Belinda

Lets try STRAIGHT men in the shower LOL

Actually it's from a page about Underwater Hockey Teams.

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/C...eam.html?20064

**BusterBunny** · 04-04-2006, 12:33 AM

please kill me

**Belinda** · 04-04-2006, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by Elli

Actually it's from a page about Underwater Hockey Teams.

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/C...eam.html?20064

oh that could be good to

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 12:34 AM

I retract my previous statement. Spannow and Belinda do not need lube.

Happy now?

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by Elli

Actually it's from a page about Underwater Hockey Teams.

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/C...eam.html?20064

Is that from YOUR library pray tell Elli?

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 12:35 AM

Originally posted by S P A N N O W

Is that from YOUR library pray tell Elli?

No. The wonder of google. Search google:images (safe search is OFF) for "three men in a shower". It's on the third page of results.

But you're welcome to bookmark it for your own personal use.

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by Elli

No. The wonder of google. Search google:images (safe search is OFF) for "three men in a shower". It's on the third page of results.

But you're welcome to bookmark it for your own personal use.

Thx but I don't bat that way babe, plenty of folks around here who do though...

**Donny** · 04-04-2006, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by S P A N N O W

Thx but I don't bat that way babe, plenty of folks around here who do though...

Need a shower?

**Donny** · 04-04-2006, 12:40 AM

Originally posted by Donny

Need a shower?

or a pillow?

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 12:40 AM

Mad views sponsored by actual sex act descriptions that you all think we're joking about...

**Belinda** · 04-04-2006, 12:41 AM

This is too funny... donny and I are in separate rooms and we are both cracking up from this thread. We are actually LOL'ing

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 12:42 AM

Originally posted by S P A N N O W

Mad views sponsored by actual sex act descriptions that you all think we're joking about...

This one time

at band camp

this girl

she took this frozen hot dog....

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 12:42 AM

I've been laughing for at least an hour - that can't be good for you...

**Belinda** · 04-04-2006, 12:43 AM

Oh Baby! That feels GOOOOD!!

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by Donny

Need a pillow?

Yes please, my neck is killing me, thx bro!

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 12:46 AM

bite It!

harder!

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 12:47 AM

Originally posted by S P A N N O W

I've been laughing for at least an hour - that can't be good for you...

I know what might help...

(round and round and round in the circle game)

**Donny** · 04-04-2006, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by S P A N N O W

bite It!

harder!

It hurts a little but it feels so good at the same time.

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by Elli

I know what might help...

(round and round and round in the circle game)

Ok maybe I would gagball you love....

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 12:52 AM

Originally posted by S P A N N O W

Ok maybe I would gagball you love....

Gag me with laughter, darling.

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by Elli

Gag me with laughter, darling.

Well since were on the subject, walk with me love....

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 12:55 AM

Originally posted by S P A N N O W

Well since were on the subject, walk with me love....

Sleazy might get jealous.

**Belinda** · 04-04-2006, 12:56 AM

OK i am off to bed..... this thread has worn me out LOL everyone stay out of trouble or I'll tie you all up and gag you myself

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by Belinda

OK i am off to bed..... this thread has worn me out LOL everyone stay out of trouble or I'll tie you all up and gag you myself

*looks for trouble to get into*

**Belinda** · 04-04-2006, 12:58 AM

Originally posted by Elli

*looks for trouble to get into*

You will be my first and then when i get done with everyone else, you will be my last

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 01:01 AM

Well I was gonna crash but now you're posting pics n shit....

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by S P A N N O W

Well I was gonna crash but now you're posting pics n shit....

Nah, I have to go to bed now. You can buy a pass like everyone else. ;)

**Donny** · 04-04-2006, 01:03 AM

I'm off to bed. Belinda's off to bed. I think Elli and SPANNOW are too.

Night all!

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 01:04 AM

Originally posted by Elli

Nah, I have to go to bed now. You can buy a pass like everyone else. ;)

np....

**Belinda** · 04-04-2006, 01:04 AM

ok nighty night!!! and we are all garunteed hot, sweaty, dreams now

**S P A N N O W** · 04-04-2006, 01:05 AM

Originally posted by Belinda

ok nighty night!!! and we are all garunteed hot, sweaty, dreams now

mmmmMMMMMMMmmmmm

**JFK** · 04-04-2006, 01:17 AM

Originally posted by Elli

This one time

at band camp

this girl

she took this frozen hot dog....

YES ? YEEEEEESSSS?????????? You have my attention

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by JFK

YES ? YEEEEEESSSS?????????? You have my attention

You didn't hear the end of that one?

**Donny** · 04-04-2006, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by Elli

You didn't hear the end of that one?

Maybe he has... but it will sound SO much better coming from you!

**Elli** · 04-04-2006, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by Donny

Maybe he has... but it will sound SO much better coming from you!

Good point.

It broke off inside her and thawed and she got this awful infection. So she had to go to the hospital and explain the whole situation. The end.

**beemk** · 04-04-2006, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by OneHungLo

dude, if she was interested i think you just scared her away with this thread

haha, and any other girl who could have possibly be interested.

**Aly** · 04-04-2006, 11:21 PM

I would like to take this moment to state the obvious.

...This thread has gone beautifully awry!

There was someone in Phoenix who I really wanted to fuck.

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